Words Women Use

Quote by Clare_Lincs
Calista youve let it out now,how will i ever forgive you???? :?
I admit its all true,but its mainly in the WAY that its said which tells you when to be warned and make a quick exit!!!

Quote by morbiusUK
BTW morning all , ok afternoon

Quote by mollyandchris_54746
"Do I look nice?"
Beware of this one because this can turn into a nasty argument because we look to see if you men actually pay any attention or you just say yes to shut us up.
The answer to this question should be said by firstly looking at the women and then putting your arms around them and then saying yes darling you look gorgeous and of course a kiss.
By saying this she will be out of the house and no argument instead of staying another hour to get dressed again because you don’t like it.
Molly xx

Quote by Clare_Lincs
"Do I look nice?"
Beware of this one because this can turn into a nasty argument because we look to see if you men actually pay any attention or you just say yes to shut us up.
The answer to this question should be said by firstly looking at the women and then putting your arms around them and then saying yes darling you look gorgeous and of course a kiss.
By saying this she will be out of the house and no argument instead of staying another hour to get dressed again because you don’t like it.
Molly xx

Quote by Clare_Lincs
"Do I look nice?"
Beware of this one because this can turn into a nasty argument because we look to see if you men actually pay any attention or you just say yes to shut us up.
The answer to this question should be said by firstly looking at the women and then putting your arms around them and then saying yes darling you look gorgeous and of course a kiss.
By saying this she will be out of the house and no argument instead of staying another hour to get dressed again because you don’t like it.
Molly xx

Quote by Steve_Lincs
Which i always tell her,quite often actually :lol: :lol: :lol:

Quote by Vix
Bloody hell Clare, and I was just gonna ask Venus where she'd been all this time, then I realise the thread is a year old!!
Talking of where people have been... You and Steve come out of hibernation?

Quote by meat2pleaseu
i've worked out that No=yes and yes=no, except when no does=no and yes does=yes, unless no=maybe and yes=possibly but depends on factor x and the lunar position
bloody women , and you lot think computers are tricky

Quote by sierra
i've worked out that No=yes and yes=no, except when no does=no and yes does=yes, unless no=maybe and yes=possibly but depends on factor x and the lunar position
bloody women , and you lot think computers are tricky

Quote by davej
Nope, taint the words you need to watch out for it's the old Martyr act in this house, the old 'look at me and how busy I am compared to you ya lazy bastard'...the frenzy of activity at a higher speed than normal with just a tad more emphasis and noise thats supposed to draw a reaction......
c'mon ya bastard you can see I'm pushing this hoover with a bit of venom inside me..ask me whats up... :fuckinghell:
fuckin hell she's pushing that hoover with a bit of venom inside her I'm saying fuck all
..I will sort out the pots and pans cupboard and really bash the fuckers then he's got to ask whats up then I will rip into him
:shock: fuckin hell are them pots and pans getting some, she obviously wants a row..well no chance....tum ti tum ti tum :whistling:
That fat bastard can see that I'm snowed under and am the only one that does anything around here so have this ironing board in your face!...now ask me whats up..c'mon...ask me!!! I'll rip yer bollocks off and feed em to the dog
This is a real shit place to be cos if I don't ask her whats up she's gonna go on with the martyr game and get angrier and angrier...if I do ask then it's gonna be :kick: time...now what.
c'mon!...c'mon! yer bastard your looking at me, you bloody know it, now ask! go on ask! :x
fuckit there's only one thing to do....whats up?...
nothing!
oh ok
fuck it! fuck it! fuck it!...go on ask me again :evil:
you sure?
whats up!...whats up!..blah :fuckinghell: blah blah fucking blah bastard blah :fuckinghell: and then you :fuckinghell: blah blah blah....

Quote by Calista
WORDS WOMEN USE
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FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade
NOTHING
This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"
GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows! )
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"
GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."
GO AHEAD!
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.
THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"
Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology!