mmmm such an erotic fantasy that ive often thought about, unfortunately ive yet to meet a tradesman/builder etc that i would actually fulfil such a fantasy with, they have always been such a disapointment :sad:
How do you know though that you're approaching someone who isn't going to be completely shocked and horrified though?
I think I'd be too worried about them making a scene.
MY GOD how bloody sexist! WorkMEN
Thats it now! Gonna run off in a huff. Lack of PC on the forum and from a mod too! I dunno what the worlds coming too.
i think scaffolders probably score the most. mainly because they are macho animals and are just so obviously up for it. also they are on the job temporary, so if there's any embarassment it won't be for long.
To get back on topic (I know, dull aren't I?), something only becomes a cliche (verbal, visual or otherwise) because it is widely used and that wouldn't happen if it hadn't struck a chord with large numbers of people - which means that people must relate to it.
From a bloke's perspective there is something about sexy secretaries and nurses. I don't do the schoolgirl thing as that wold feel too weird for me but, as I confessed to Sappho this morning, I definitely DO have a French maid fantasy. It may be tacky and unoriginal but there it is.
So you go ahead and lust after the neighbour's scaffolders. Why not?
All I can say is that, after reading some of the posts on here, I'm obviously in the wrong job :doh:
Will
I'm sure there's a need for an SH Tradesmen's Directory, for those of us waiting in for those necessary services:
Dai Nimmo, Electrician - Here to put the spark back
Chippy Minton - Hardwood a speciality
Maids to Measure - Personal Cleaning Services
etcetera, etcetera.
Oh, I wish!
Sappho x
urggggh just the thought of it -
builder's bum!
I am always working in ppl,s homes, thats cos im a decorator lol
There has been many times whilst moving beds and stuff about that vibrators/porn magazines have been uncovered. As was said earlier, the ppl just blush and leave the room never to mention it again
There was one job i was working at, (the woman was realy realy nice) she had given me a key to let myself in, which i did. As i went in she shouted to help myself to tea, as i have to have a cuppa before i start. The house was open plan downstairs so off i go into the i hear her say sumthing to me and i turn around to see her sitting on the sofa completely topless.I just didnt know wot to do where to look or anything. Bearing in mind that the woman was well worth it (I know how crude) and she was the flirty type I was just gob smacked. Then she leans over and picks her baby up which i hadnt noticed and starts breast feeding it. I dont know if i was relieved of frustrated.
Mr secks
) builders during their lunch break.
hwoar: All the other trades people I have encountered have been unremarkable, but I suspect such fantasies are best left as just that. Unless they display an SH badge of course :rascal:
quite a few times
