World Cup Widow(er)s Thread

10 Jun 2006

Hmmm ???
Dilemma Dilemma - Cafe as a bit of fun, or LMU to get laid on a sunny afternoon ???? dunno

Luckily today there's the British Grand Prix to distract and entertain me while Miss Testosterone goes to the pub for the singing and a-chanting and the swillin of the beer.
But I fear there will be more weekends ( and maybe evenings :dunno: ) when there's little else to do.
There's no wet paint here for me to watch drying, although, there is grass growing.
So I'm looking for ideas.
Any thoughts from the experienced "Sports Widow(er)s" ?????

10 Jun 2006

Wuss.
There's a bub, there's a match on... what's the dilemma?

10 Jun 2006

Dambuster
If you can drive, get in the car and get down here, garden BBq and mint bailieys awaits!!
Oh you had best bring HLB as well

10 Jun 2006

Quote by dambuster
Hmmm ???
Cafe as a bit of fun, or LMU to get laid on a sunny afternoon ????
Dilemma Dilemma
Luckily today there's the British Grand Prix to distract and entertain me while Miss Testosterone goes to the pub for the singing and a-chanting and the swillin of the beer.
But I fear there will be more weekends ( and maybe evenings :dunno: ) when there's little else to do.
There's no wet paint here for me to watch drying, although, there is grass growing.
So I'm looking for ideas.
Any thoughts from the experienced "Sports Widow(er)s" ?????

There must be a skip nearby for you to watch gently rusting..........

10 Jun 2006

10 foot kids swimming pool/ bbq and transport?????
small problem with little person and vanilla partner here too but you are MORE than welcome wink

might throw in a few beers too dunno

10 Jun 2006

Not to worry I'm back now.
I've got a sore throat from the chanting and my hair stinks of beer from when we scored and everyone threw their pints in the air, but back none the less.
Felt a bit guilty leaving dammie here all on his lonesome, but feel much better now I've come back to find the garden deweeded :giggle:

10 Jun 2006

Quote by Darkfire
10 foot kids swimming pool/ bbq and transport?????
small problem with little person and vanilla partner here too but you are MORE than welcome might throw in a few beers too

Bluddy 'ell - if I'd have thought of that beforehand, she could have dropped me off rolleyes

She was in that big pub on the square :shock:
But then again - if she had, she wouldn't have been able to ring with the immortal words
"Can you come and pick me up" . . . . in her best whinney voice.
bolt

10 Jun 2006

I hate working nights with offers like this around

:banghead: :banghead:

10 Jun 2006

Got a Land rover needs painting dammie , open to offers of help while footie on. I can't stand the game either.

10 Jun 2006

Quote by dambuster
Hmmm ???
Dilemma Dilemma - Cafe as a bit of fun, or LMU to get laid on a sunny afternoon ????
we were on a sunny nudist beach.......................quietest we`d ever seen it.........
Luckily today there's the British Grand Prix to distract and entertain me while Miss Testosterone goes to the pub for the singing and a-chanting and the swillin of the beer.
But I fear there will be more weekends ( and maybe evenings :dunno: ) when there's little else to do.
There's no wet paint here for me to watch drying, although, there is grass growing......we`ve got the vieo of watching paint dry if u want it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So I'm looking for ideas.
arrange a bbq 4 the peeps wives that don`t like football.......................your decks been neglected 4 ages.................the neighbours have had no entertainment..............
Any thoughts from the experienced "Sports Widow(er)s" ?????

11 Jun 2006

Sparky - If it's black and olive drab, by brush - I'll do it.

Quote by twos_company
arrange a bbq 4 the peeps wives that don`t like football.......................your decks been neglected 4 ages.................the neighbours have had no entertainment..............

Now there's a thought.
Biggest pisser is, the neighbour that gets most entertainment is away rolleyes

Who ,btw, has stopped talking to me since I started "entertaining" at home :grin:

11 Jun 2006

Social BBQ at Dammy & HLB's tonight then? lol

11 Jun 2006

Quote by Darkfire
Social BBQ at Dammy & HLB's tonight then?

:giggle:
I do get to come don't I ?

11 Jun 2006

hope so, there's no footie on tonight!! lol

11 Jun 2006

Meanies pick another weekend lol

I cannot get there this weekend :cry:
Just has to have my own here, BBq, strawberries and wine cool

11 Jun 2006

Here's another one who has no interest in football.
So yesterday afternoon I got laid....no not strictly true, the bedroom carpet got laid.... biggrin

But here's a thought, imagine if 9/11 had happened yesterday, bet the headlines would have been;
"On the afternoon England got a win in the first match of the world cup, something or other happened in New York"
John

11 Jun 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Social BBQ at Dammy & HLB's tonight then?

:giggle:
I do get to come don't I ?
I'm 45, not well, and ache all over - can I have a tea break first redface

11 Jun 2006

:twisted: >>>>>>
Who said Football Romance is dead confused

:
Of course I love ya darling
You're a bloody top notch bird
And when I say yur gorgeous
I mean every single word
So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin' there to grab
So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms around there
No sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave into gravity
But I know ya did ya best
I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs
I swear on me nana's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought u was as good as I
Was ever gonna get
No matter wot u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy's on
And get me another beer!
Thats it lol

13 Jun 2006

Dambuster, i hate football as well.
I'm doing up my landrover whilst the world cup is on, come and join me and the lad's.
You any good at making tea? biggrin

If england get in the final, i'm staying indoor's for 24 hrs.
One good thing about the football, loads of england flags everywhere, nice to see.

13 Jun 2006

Quote by browning
Dambuster, i hate football as well.
I'm doing up my landrover whilst the world cup is on, come and join me and the lad's.
You any good at making tea?
If england get in the final, i'm staying indoor's for 24 hrs.
One good thing about the football, loads of england flags everywhere, nice to see.

I can make tea :rascal:

13 Jun 2006

Quote by browning
Dambuster, i hate football as well.
I'm doing up my landrover whilst the world cup is on, come and join me and the lad's.
You any good at making tea?
If england get in the final, i'm staying indoor's for 24 hrs.
One good thing about the football, loads of england flags everywhere, nice to see.

Oooh no ! !
Last time I spent any time in Essex, I ended up marrying Mk I
Complete with white stilletoes and spray on "Col Wilma Dearing" trousers.
:scared: bolt

13 Jun 2006

Football can have unexpected benefits I suppose. I LOVE the world cup and the guy who lives next door is single. As he is on his own my gf thought it would be nice to invite him round for a few beers and to watch it with is.
Whilst of course he isn't going to get any 'nookie' I'm sure spending time with the "sexy lesbians" next door added a little extra pleasure to watching the footie. biggrin

13 Jun 2006

Quote by dambuster
Oooh no ! !
Last time I spent any time in Essex, I ended up marrying Mk I
Complete with white stilletoes and spray on "Col Wilma Dearing" trousers.
:scared:

Were you or Mk 1 wearing the stilettos Dambuster? bearing in mind your penchant for ladies clothing and all biggrin

14 Jun 2006

Quote by Alleyson
Oooh no ! !
Last time I spent any time in Essex, I ended up marrying Mk I
Complete with white stilletoes and spray on "Col Wilma Dearing" trousers.
:scared:

Were you or Mk 1 wearing the stilettos Dambuster? bearing in mind your penchant for ladies clothing and all biggrin

No no.
I didn't take to lady's shoes until the Essex Munch surprised

ops:

14 Jun 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
Football can have unexpected benefits I suppose. I LOVE the world cup and the guy who lives next door is single. As he is on his own my gf thought it would be nice to invite him round for a few beers and to watch it with is.
Whilst of course he isn't going to get any 'nookie' I'm sure spending time with the "sexy lesbians" next door added a little extra pleasure to watching the footie.

you're not planning on walking around the in next to nothing just to tease the poor sod too are you? :giggle:

14 Jun 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Football can have unexpected benefits I suppose. I LOVE the world cup and the guy who lives next door is single. As he is on his own my gf thought it would be nice to invite him round for a few beers and to watch it with is.
Whilst of course he isn't going to get any 'nookie' I'm sure spending time with the "sexy lesbians" next door added a little extra pleasure to watching the footie.

you're not planning on walking around the in next to nothing just to tease the poor sod too are you? :giggle:
Would I? :angel:

14 Jun 2006

And they say men play rough :shock:

15 Jun 2006

Seems quiet on here tonight....................................is there something on TV dunno

I bet it's a rerun of Minder or something I used to love that..............................
Oh I could be so good for ......... confused

:? :?

15 Jun 2006

Quote by sheddy
Seems quiet on here tonight....................................is there something on TV
I bet it's a rerun of Minder or something I used to love that..............................
Oh I could be so good for ......... :? :?

dunno what it is hun......everyone is having their tea maybe... lol

:lol: :lol:
you know where I am if you want me !!! fnarr fnarr.. x x x :twisted: :twisted:

15 Jun 2006

You and ur landy sparky about time u finished it biggrin

:D :D :P
bubbly