Best I can come up with is 'Any chance cupcake?'
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Worst chat up line ever?
Quote by PrincessSwallows
You dont sweat much for fat girl!!!!! :shock:
what if shes not fat:shock:
Well Im not sure if its ment as an Insult or a chat up line for fat gurls, but It was said to me and Im not fat??? As you probably can guess he didnt get none that night!
How about
" Heres 10p call ur mum and tell her your not coming home tonight!"
10p - when did you last make a call
how about - that dress looks great on you - but it would look better on the chair beside my bed
Sexlightened
Grab your coat....................you've pulled!
Old ones are the best!
Old ones are the best!
Sex God
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Pillion passengers welcome as long as you don't mind going too fast.
one of the worse ones ever 
Pillion passengers welcome as long as you don't mind going too fast.
one of the worse ones ever 
Orgasminator
" Come around to mine after the club and I will cook you a meal....breakfast"
Quote by PrincessSwallows
Well Im not sure if its ment as an Insult or a chat up line for fat gurls, but It was said to me and Im not fat??? As you probably can guess he didnt get none that night!
ooooo - well I would use that then Long un - as it obviously worked!
Don't you just love those double negatives!
Sex God
How about:
Do you have mirrored knickers? Cos i can see myself in them!
Do you have mirrored knickers? Cos i can see myself in them!
Do you fancy a shag/no strings sex/a one night stand/a drunken fuck etc etc always works for me but that's when it's women asking me - it rarely works when I try it on with a chick, but I have occasionally got away with it.
'Can I shag you after I've made you come with my tongue?' works better.
'Can I shag you after I've made you come with my tongue?' works better.
Quote by PrincessSwallows
Well Im not sure if its ment as an Insult or a chat up line for fat gurls, but It was said to me and Im not fat??? As you probably can guess he didnt get none that night!
ooooo - well I would use that then Long un - as it obviously worked!
Don't you just love those double negatives!
Im not sure but is sumone taking the mick outta my grammer here????
Yes, she's a naughty woman
saying "he didn't get none" should be "he didn't get any". "He did not get none" is a double negative. Where's FB when you need her?
Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mummy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going
Well it was something along those lines ! as far as I can remember :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Well it was something along those lines ! as far as I can remember :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde
Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mummy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going
Well it was something along those lines ! as far as I can remember :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
And did you shag him?
