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Worst Job in the world?

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What job would you hate to do?
Id hate to be a chiropodist....ewww i cant stand feet, and feet with big curly toenails, bunions, verucas and athletes foot.....*insertbarfingsmilyhere*
shuddering big time here!
Working in a reptile house in a zoo :scared:
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Working in a reptile house in a zoo :scared:

Snakes I can handle but don't put me anywhere near the spiders :shock: :scared:
I'd hate to do a job that's tedious. I get bored very easily and happier in a job that offers some kind of challenge or diversity. I tried an office job once - was the longest 3 months of my life :sleeping:
I always look at the people who empty the fanitary bins at work and wonder how they do what they do. It gives me the boak just thinking about it!
the guys that empty the dog S......T bins in the parks yuk ..............
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I always look at the people who empty the fanitary bins at work and wonder how they do what they do. It gives me the boak just thinking about it!

With you on this one. In fact I have every respect for anyone who does the bin rounds especially household bins. I heave when I'm doing my own so I've delegated that job to the teen :gagged:
I once worked for a drainage company, and one job we had to do was take a tanker unit to a sewage plant, because one of the tanks was blocked (one of the biggest culprits for this is people flushing cotton buds down the toilet, and gets knotted together in sewage treatment works) and needed to be unblocked.
We used the tanker and hoses to suck the majority of the waste from the tank (which is approx the height of a 2 storey building) and at least 40ft in diameter) and discharge it into an empty tank.
When we couldn't direct the hoses, there was only one way round it, and that was to manually aim the hoses, and that would be done by me putting on a set of waders, climbing down a ladder into the tank, and moving the suction hose round.
So, having been stood for 3hrs in human waste, I think it is fair to say there isn't many jobs I wouldn't do.
That day taught me that no job is above me, and I will do whatever it takes to pay my bills.
I take my hat off to all those who do cleaning! I couldn't do it - hate housework best of times! I used to treasure our cleaner at work - she earned pay packet an more.
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I take my hat off to all those who do cleaning! I couldn't do it - hate housework best of times! I used to treasure our cleaner at work - she earned pay packet an more.

Did she now! c'mon tell us what else she earned bar the pay evil Was it anything to do with bendinbg over desks confused:
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I take my hat off to all those who do cleaning! I couldn't do it - hate housework best of times! I used to treasure our cleaner at work - she earned pay packet an more.

Did she now! c'mon tell us what else she earned bar the pay evil Was it anything to do with bendinbg over desks confused:
I used to treat her often as I could with other things - cake mainly lol Mr Lost - tut, one track mind wink
Seeing melting pot's contribution reminds me of when I used to work in a pathology lab in a hospital, and very occasionally we had to test human faeces, collected for a week, for the fat content. I was never called upon to perform the actual testing but had to receive the buckets and process the contents in a 'stomacher' which made sure they were thoroughly mixed prior to sampling. It was never a good idea to conduct this process immediately before lunch :gagged:
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Seeing melting pot's contribution reminds me of when I used to work in a pathology lab in a hospital, and very occasionally we had to test human faeces, collected for a week, for the fat content. I was never called upon to perform the actual testing but had to receive the buckets and process the contents in a 'stomacher' which made sure they were thoroughly mixed prior to sampling. It was never a good idea to conduct this process immediately before lunch :gagged:

oh yeah thats just reminded me....sieveing prostate gland chippings through a piece of cloth that had been removed with a hot wire type of thing.....from gallons of irrigation fluid....the stink of burnt prostate......yuk!!!!
They dont have them any more, but pre-eighties in Soho they used to have proper peep shows where gentlemen sat in a small room with a slot to watch a stripper and closed the door for privacy...............someone had to clean those !
I'd hate to be a binman in the summertime. Hmm. I've never, ever seen a binwoman dunno
Anyhoo, the poor sods are under appreciated, and spend all day traipsing behind a wagon which smells utterly vomit inducing in the heat. Eww.
Having said that, I'd rather do that than be in an emotionally harrowing job. confused
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I'd hate to be a binman in the summertime. Hmm. I've never, ever seen a binwoman dunno
Anyhoo, the poor sods are under appreciated, and spend all day traipsing behind a wagon which smells utterly vomit inducing in the heat. Eww.
Having said that, I'd rather do that than be in an emotionally harrowing job. confused
ha ha lol::
the reason you dont see a woman doing the bins in the summer is that :shock: :shock: :shock:
guys can strip to the waist and just wear a high viz vest wink :wink: :wink:
women stripped to the waist in a high viz vest ooohhhhhhhhhhhh Iv'e gone all funny redface surprisedops:
awwwwwww the thought xxxxxxxxxxxx
wheres the cold shower and a rub down with the tv times :oops: :oops: :oops:
steve x
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I'd hate to be a binman in the summertime. Hmm. I've never, ever seen a binwoman dunno
Anyhoo, the poor sods are under appreciated, and spend all day traipsing behind a wagon which smells utterly vomit inducing in the heat. Eww.
Having said that, I'd rather do that than be in an emotionally harrowing job. confused

That's because it's a well known fact that men have no sense of smell! biggrin
My job can be emotionally harrowing at times as well as tiring - mentally, emotionally and physically - lonely and sad but also very rewarding strangely enough
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I'd hate to be a binman in the summertime. Hmm. I've never, ever seen a binwoman dunno
Anyhoo, the poor sods are under appreciated, and spend all day traipsing behind a wagon which smells utterly vomit inducing in the heat. Eww.
Having said that, I'd rather do that than be in an emotionally harrowing job. confused

That's because it's a well known fact that men have no sense of smell! biggrin

You get plenty of oral then?
been nice knowing you all
Mansfield councils just bough in this new thing where they are spraying dog poo on the street pink to make it stand out so people dont stand on it and also to shame owners into cleaning it up (can't see that working myself)
But coome on, being a dog poo paintes got to be a pretty shit job lol
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Mansfield councils just bough in this new thing where they are spraying dog poo on the street pink to make it stand out so people dont stand on it and also to shame owners into cleaning it up (can't see that working myself)
But coome on, being a dog poo paintes got to be a pretty shit job lol

Heard it all now!!(again)
They would be best paying the sprayers to clean it up!
Horrible job......but someones gotta do it!
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Mansfield councils just bough in this new thing where they are spraying dog poo on the street pink to make it stand out so people dont stand on it and also to shame owners into cleaning it up (can't see that working myself)
But coome on, being a dog poo paintes got to be a pretty shit job lol

oh your gotta be making that up surely?
is it aprils fool day already lol
dr shipmans secretary.
Josef Fritzl's housekeeper.
still he seemed happy in the holiday videos didn't he.