Last night I had one of the worst nights ever. Wasn’t feeling too good before we went to bed so I decided to sleep in the spare room. Before I turned in I thought I’d make one last try to get the cat in – so at 12 midnight I opened the door to be confronted with a very proud cat and a squeaking rat in his mouth! :shock:
I shouted at him to ‘go somewhere else with it’ or words to that effect, to be met with a look that said ‘well it’s for you and it’s even still alive. If that’s all the thanks I get – I’m buggering off.’
Two hours later I was in the toilet vomiting. In between retches I could hear his nibs snoring in the other room.
5 am the dog wants to go out for a pee. Let him out in the garden – he seems to be a long time – so I made a cup of tea. I heard him skittle past behind me and up to the bedroom.
With Choon still snoring happily away, I enter the spare bedroom to be met by the dog sitting in my side of the bed with a very pleased look on his face. In between his paws was the – now dead – rat! I nearly faint! Couldn’t wake Choon as he would’ve been stumbling around semi-conscious – he’s not too good at that time of the day – bless him!
So I had to dispose of this poor soaking wet dead body all on my own.
My darling, oblivious Choon was met by a note outside his room this morning warning him not to come in and ‘disturb me’ under any circumstances. :jagsatwork:
I’m off to bed soon for what I hope will be a normal night’s sleep.
Anybody else experienced that sort of night?
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I have had similar in the past with my lovely moggies. One evening in particular, eldest moggie came home with a shrew and we had to try and get the poor half dead creature off her and my ex had to finish it off with a brick :upset: Then in the early hours, youngest moggie who is epileptic had a fit and that took ages to sort out. Just dozing back off and mayhem breaks downstairs and it's clear one of the moggies is chasing something. Up I get, I don't wear slippers, and padded down stairs and then it happenend... Squelch between my toes and I screamed!! Ex ran to my aid and switched on the light and when we looked, I was stood in bits of chewed up bird!!!! :sticky: :scared: Not a night I like to recall very often lol
I do hope lots of pampering has abounded for your lovely lady today??? 
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The past couple of weeks, both the cat and my youngest have been 'guarding' a couple of blackbirds that have decided to nest in our ivy fence. My daughter there with her arms out wide, looking at the cat with her 'you dare' face. The cat looking back at her with her 'well you can't stand like that all night' face on :roll: So it's a stand off, apart from bath time, where I had to do guard duty :roll:
