Try and describe the worst snog you ever had.
What was it like?
What did the other person do which made it so unpleasant?
What did it remind you of?
I can think of a few - but I am always the one to embarrass myself first, so I am saving mine for a bit. I will share all later.
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Worst Snog.
Don't know if this is a 'Worst' Snog, but it was bad.
Picture the scene, teenage boy (Me) at the school disco, trying out my chat up lines and managed to persuade a girl I liked to give me a xmas snog, she was a bit embarrassed and asked that we go into the corner so none of her friends saw us (Hows that for ego boasting)
So there we are in the corner and I was doing my best to impress (Stick your tongue in her mouth and pretend you are watching a washing machine I was told by a friend) and there I was twisting my head for all it was worth.
After a few mins of boredom the girl tried to move away, but couldn't. My animal magnetism I thought, but no, our dental braces had got caught. We tried to separate ourselves but had to get her mates over to assist.
As snogs go it wasn't bad, but as situations go, it was the worst :cry:
Picture the scene, teenage boy (Me) at the school disco, trying out my chat up lines and managed to persuade a girl I liked to give me a xmas snog, she was a bit embarrassed and asked that we go into the corner so none of her friends saw us (Hows that for ego boasting)
So there we are in the corner and I was doing my best to impress (Stick your tongue in her mouth and pretend you are watching a washing machine I was told by a friend) and there I was twisting my head for all it was worth.
After a few mins of boredom the girl tried to move away, but couldn't. My animal magnetism I thought, but no, our dental braces had got caught. We tried to separate ourselves but had to get her mates over to assist.
As snogs go it wasn't bad, but as situations go, it was the worst :cry:
Casanova
But then again, too few to mention!
oh there have been lots....
and yes, also all from guys. hmm....
one that sticks out in my mind:
summer of my 14th year, back of a blockbuster video store, 10 pm, with an older boy of 19 who I had wanted aaaaalll year. He grabbed me and shoved his tongue all the way down my throat. our lips didn't even touch!!!!
thank god I don't have much of a gag reflex
or my dinner would've been in his mouth.
and yes, also all from guys. hmm....
one that sticks out in my mind:
summer of my 14th year, back of a blockbuster video store, 10 pm, with an older boy of 19 who I had wanted aaaaalll year. He grabbed me and shoved his tongue all the way down my throat. our lips didn't even touch!!!!
thank god I don't have much of a gag reflex
or my dinner would've been in his mouth. Quote by Debbiewebs
"It was like kissing a puppy dogs fart hole" :crazy:
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:shock: :shock: you no what its like to kiss a puppy dogs fart hole :shock: :shock: :shock: Debs, I'm mortified, what kind of a man do you think I was! :shock: I would never be so gross as that!
It was said ABOUT me!
ops: No - not true either, it was a mate of mine at the old Spotlight Club who had been off out the back with a woman, and came back, sat down, grabbed his beer and said.
"Well, that was like kissing a puppy dogs fart hole"
Grossest and cruelest thing I ever heard.
lhk
Kat
Wll,
I thought I'd done really well in negotiating my first ever kiss! Unfortunately my girlftriend was a lot more experienced having had an affair with an older married man before she met me.
So.... after the first kiss, I said goodnight to her snd hr parting words... "You'd better go home and practice on the dog!".
Fortunately I'm much improved now
)
Mark
I thought I'd done really well in negotiating my first ever kiss! Unfortunately my girlftriend was a lot more experienced having had an affair with an older married man before she met me.
So.... after the first kiss, I said goodnight to her snd hr parting words... "You'd better go home and practice on the dog!".
Fortunately I'm much improved now
)Mark
Easy one - my ex gf! Her idea of kissing was to open her mouth as wide as she possibly could and just leave it like that :shock: :shock: I cannot describe the awfulness of it. Needless to say - we didn't kiss often 
Which prompts me to add a question to the original one: -
How do you TELL someone they are an awfull snog?!!!
aRSexx :color:
Which prompts me to add a question to the original one: -
How do you TELL someone they are an awfull snog?!!!
aRSexx :color:
Sex God
Quote by Rainbows
Easy one - my ex gf! Her idea of kissing was to open her mouth as wide as she possibly could and just leave it like that :shock: :shock: I cannot describe the awfulness of it. Needless to say - we didn't kiss often
Which prompts me to add a question to the original one: -
How do you TELL someone they are an awfull snog?!!!
aRSexx :color:
If someone's trying to eat my face or dig out my tonsils, I make it impossible by kissing or nibbling on a single lip. This usually calms them down enough to let me take the lead.
(Not that I insist on taking the lead - I'm perfectly happy to be led by someone who doesn't regard me as a meal.
) 
Sex God
Quote by Ice Pie
- I'm perfectly happy to be led by someone who doesn't regard me as a meal.
only the first course hun!!!!
the worst snog i had has to be the guy with halitosis.. which i have now renamed HELLitosis!!!!!
he was a lovely guy in all ways but his breath!!!!
even straight afterbrushing his teeth it was awfull... i just told him i did not like kissing!!!!
Quote by Rainbowsor.... First find a good string about snogging, then ask the question:
Which prompts me to add a question to the original one: -
How do you TELL someone they are an awfull snog?!!!
aRSexx :color:
"How do you TELL someone they are an awfull snog?"
Then everyone you have ever snogged will think "
Is she trying to tell me something ? :( " 
lhk
Kat
Quote by KitKat
or.... First find a good string about snogging, then ask the question:
"How do you TELL someone they are an awfull snog?"
Then everyone you have ever snogged will think "
Aah - I see Kat is in a helpful mood today then!!!
Okay Kat - you're a shite snog!!!! :giggle:
aRSexx :color:
Well at least that lets everyone else of the hook
however, your delivery needs to be worked on - lets try that again. This time, with verve, with feeling, with panache, I wanna see BALLSY ....
One more time, from the top...
*Kat wanders of whistling 'Always look on the bright side of life'*
however, your delivery needs to be worked on - lets try that again. This time, with verve, with feeling, with panache, I wanna see BALLSY ....
One more time, from the top...
*Kat wanders of whistling 'Always look on the bright side of life'*
Quote by KitKat
Well at least that lets everyone else of the hook
however, your delivery needs to be worked on - lets try that again. This time, with verve, with feeling, with panache, I wanna see BALLSY ....
One more time, from the top...
*Kat wanders of whistling 'Always look on the bright side of life'*
Kat - I do not have any balssy
. Don't start trying to change me! Just becuase you've got a small tripod! 
That is not my fault - so don't try and take it out on me. Tut - some people :roll: aRSexx :color:
Oi! - as I recall, it might be little but it did it's job expertly every time it was called upon. :smug:The worst I had was from a girl who was drinking 'Hooch' at a party at my house while I was at Uni . . . We'd been shagging for a little while and she was late to get there, she smoked and smoked dope at that and by the time she reached the party although she was compos mentos her breath smelt like silage . . . Upon seeing me she stuck her tongue down her throat at which point I almost gagged and let her know of her personal hygiene problem perhaps a little less indiscreately than I should have. . . We didn't see each other again after that . . . which was a shame cause she was a great shag. . .
Isn't hooch, redbull, and smoking such a turn off!!
Isn't hooch, redbull, and smoking such a turn off!!
Was with one of my exes, who is always referred to as "Scumbag"....
She thought it would be a good idea to burp as we kissed, the tuna sarnie vapours nearly made me chuck. Vile creature she was. Always wanted to get my own back on her by pinning her down and farting in her face......
The sex wasn't any better either, I'd have had more fun shagging a dead dog (metaphorically speaking, although I'm still in 2 minds)...
Rick.
She thought it would be a good idea to burp as we kissed, the tuna sarnie vapours nearly made me chuck. Vile creature she was. Always wanted to get my own back on her by pinning her down and farting in her face......
The sex wasn't any better either, I'd have had more fun shagging a dead dog (metaphorically speaking, although I'm still in 2 minds)...
Rick.
My worst one was my own fault as I was paralytic at the time so can barely remember harassing this poor girl in the year below me for a snog under the mistletoe while everyone in the pub watched.
Fortunately I was paralytic or I'd have died of embarrassment. As for the actual kiss, I can't remember any of it
Fortunately I was paralytic or I'd have died of embarrassment. As for the actual kiss, I can't remember any of it
Kinky Lizard Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 5:26 pm Post subject:
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Hmmmmmm that's an easy one.......
....although you got used to it after a few weeks
and before you ask.........i did brush his teeth before the tongue went in
....but more importantly - did you brush yours?
One of the worst snogs was from an incredibly hot looking guy – the kind of guy that sent the humidity in your pants sky high on a winter’s morning.
We moved closer together, looking into each others eyes. The tension building, as our lips met and our eyes closed. The soft touch of his lips teasing mine. Our tongues touching and exploring, before passion and lust turns the kiss into a firm and frantic snog.
The sound of grinding teeth………. hold on, the sound of WHAT! Yes the sound of grinding teeth as he attempted to remove the enamel from my front teeth by grating his back and forth along them.
Pushing so hard against my face, my lips where starting to go blue from the restricted circulation. I could no longer move my mouth, wedged open by a tongue (which an aardvark would be proud of) firmly lodged in my throat. I tried to pull my head away – oh god why did I have MY back to the wall.
Now he is pressing with the force of a pneumatic garbage crusher – I feared for my teeth. How could this get any worse? OMG the drool has started… for god’s sake man pull your tongue back and swallow for a minute!!!!!
Gone was the passion. My eyes wide open (like a rabbit startled in the headlights) and my only thoughts were “When will this stop?â€.
Finally as I felt the drool reach my chin, the pressure began to ease. The clashing of teeth now less than before. At last! He pulls away “Wow, you are a great kisser†he exclaims. “Do you wanna come back to mine?†He suggests with a widening grin across his face.
“No ta, I only get standard medical cover at work… we don’t get dental!â€
We moved closer together, looking into each others eyes. The tension building, as our lips met and our eyes closed. The soft touch of his lips teasing mine. Our tongues touching and exploring, before passion and lust turns the kiss into a firm and frantic snog.
The sound of grinding teeth………. hold on, the sound of WHAT! Yes the sound of grinding teeth as he attempted to remove the enamel from my front teeth by grating his back and forth along them.
Pushing so hard against my face, my lips where starting to go blue from the restricted circulation. I could no longer move my mouth, wedged open by a tongue (which an aardvark would be proud of) firmly lodged in my throat. I tried to pull my head away – oh god why did I have MY back to the wall.
Now he is pressing with the force of a pneumatic garbage crusher – I feared for my teeth. How could this get any worse? OMG the drool has started… for god’s sake man pull your tongue back and swallow for a minute!!!!!
Gone was the passion. My eyes wide open (like a rabbit startled in the headlights) and my only thoughts were “When will this stop?â€.
Finally as I felt the drool reach my chin, the pressure began to ease. The clashing of teeth now less than before. At last! He pulls away “Wow, you are a great kisser†he exclaims. “Do you wanna come back to mine?†He suggests with a widening grin across his face.
“No ta, I only get standard medical cover at work… we don’t get dental!â€
