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wot sinks yer ship?

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could be dodgy sideburns or stubbly legs, a bad attitude or worse still hygiene.......when the oceans roaring, whats guarenteed to sink yer ship?
Ill fitting bras...
...basques that can't be filled
Frizzy hair...
I've got quite a long list redface
men who don't take their socks off before they get jiggy...
rough nails that snag my stockings
football shirts
armpits that smell of pencil shavings
Porn tash....................................................
on a woman sad
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Porn tash....................................................
on a woman sad

:laughabove:
unshaven haven
mmmmmm.... where shall i start???????
bad breath
B.O.
man who doesn't appreciate really good underwear..
inconsiderate man
liars
people who pm without asking..
think i'll leave my list there before i get carried away.... lol
equi-princess xxxx
hairy backs
unclean fingernails
unkind, uncouth
and anyone who thinks that just cos I love sex and am open minded that they are automatically given the right to demand sexual favors from me, push me, disrespect my boundaries.
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men who don't take their socks off before they get jiggy...

boink Would a woman in a smart suit, get undressed and leave her pop socks on. :shock: :lol2: :lol2:
Smegma.
Poor hygiene. How does anyone think they can get anywhere with someone if they don't take care of their appearance?
Arrogance.
Neon pink tracksuits.
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exocet missile?????

i was going to write that rolleyes
a very heavy load could also sink my ship :roll:
Bad teeth,bad breath
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Bad teeth

Blimey, you're gonna be looking at slim pickings in the UK, then.
bad hygiene ,,,,,NO NEED !!!!!!!!!!!
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Bad teeth

Blimey, you're gonna be looking at slim pickings in the UK, then.
Its discoloured teeth which i dont like rather than people with the usual fillings etc
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Bad teeth

Blimey, you're gonna be looking at slim pickings in the UK, then.
Its discoloured teeth which i dont like rather than people with the usual fillings etc
I refer the honourable member to the answer I gave a moment ago.
Cheesy cock :scared:
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Cheesy cock :scared:

Ewwwwwwwww!
Water dunno
.......stinky attitudes and stinky feet!!
:eeek:
Ooooooh good one...
...and the stinky feet applies to girls as well... not just a man problem! :P
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Water dunno


Darling,
Sit down ..... I've called the Doctor..... He won't be long.... He is on his way !!!
wittering on about ex-boyfriends all f*cking night.... or finding out they think The Sun, Hello, Bella etc....is an informative read.....
Nooooo !
and letting your dogs shit in the house......... (really.....that happened.... i didn't even stay for coffee!)
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.......stinky attitudes and stinky feet!! :eeek:

.............stinky anywhere!!!
And overgrown pubic hair. :scared: