would like to put a post in!.....but what??

2 Jan 2005

Quote by corriefem
hahahahah have I got it wrong again hahahahahah

errr whats a chaz redface

2 Jan 2005

Quote by davej
sure that before the bottle of pinot grigio Davej this would have all made sense hahahaha

yes sorry corrie, it probably only makes sense to me which is about as usefull as a handkerchief up a Burberry sleeve.
hey I may this one Davej is that what a chaz is????
I'm guessing that you are referring to either a chav, which would wear Burberry
or a Chas who has a scruffy beard, sings about Rabbits with his mate Dave and doesn't wear Burberry.
oops chav thats the one and davej you are not a chav are you :shock: :shock: :shock:

2 Jan 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
you mean it dont make sence :shock:

Oh debs sweetie....yes it does make sense, but may not make sense to everyone, the person it most makes sense to is me, however as I've already explained, if it only makes sense to me then there is no sense in it.

2 Jan 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Can you help me please? I'm looking for the plot. I'm sure I left it round here somewhere.

Snap ice!.... not only am i confused with dammies joke i am allso confused with the word chez....thats it i conferm that i am truly lost here

HELP
mine you ice....dont take much with me biggrin

2 Jan 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Can you help me please? I'm looking for the plot. I'm sure I left it round here somewhere.

I think you will find that I'm fast diggin a big hole in the middle of the fLucker!!!
Ice you definately know better

2 Jan 2005

Quote by davej

you mean it dont make sence :shock:

Oh debs sweetie....yes it does make sense, but may not make sense to everyone, the person it most makes sense to is me, however as I've already explained, if it only makes sense to me then there is no sense in it.
ROTFLMAO........and i dont no why!

now thats funny! lol

2 Jan 2005

Quote by corriefem
oops chav thats the one and davej you are not a chav are you :shock: :shock: :shock:

No corrie I'm not a chav, the daughters have called me a chump which is probably just an older fatter chav, but to be honest I don't really know the ins and outs of these things.

2 Jan 2005

Quote by davej

oops chav thats the one and davej you are not a chav are you :shock: :shock: :shock:

No corrie I'm not a r chav, the daughters have called me a chump which is probably just an older fatter chav, but to be honest I don't really know the ins and outs of these things.
ooooooooo dave look found a camel for ya!##now come on gives all a ride
lol

2 Jan 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
Can you help me please? I'm looking for the plot. I'm sure I left it round here somewhere.

Snap ice!.... not only am i confused with dammies joke i am allso confused with the word chez....thats it i conferm that i am truly lost here

HELP
mine you ice....dont take much with me biggrin

Nah chez ..... that would be our one and only Steve_Lincs ;) ;) ;)

3 Jan 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
I have ran out of idears of some thing funny

I THOUGHT THAT WAS QUITE FUNNY :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

3 Jan 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
Two polar bears.
One on the North Pole
One on the South Pole
As the world rotates, when they pass each other
They shout
"RADIO"

:confused: :confused: :confused:
OK come on, explain :undecided: dunno

Oh FFS, how many times do i have to explain this joke to you lot? dunno

it's really quite funny when you get it . . .
*sorry shake of head*
*sighs*
right the clue is . . . polar . . and . . . radio? you got it yet? waddya mean no?
bollox, ok . . .
it's 2 polar bears right? standing on the poles. as in magnetic poles. north and south poles. like a magnet has north and south poles?
and whaddya get if you rotate a magnet in a coil, or for the sake of argument, an electrical field a bit like a coil, say the one round the earth and stuff?
ta daaaa . . . . . you get electromagnetic radiation . . or in laymans terms . . . radio!
FFS how didn't you get that? specially you Ice Pie! *tuts* rolleyes

thought you was all technically literate and stuff on 'ere? dunno

you're wettin' yerselves now it makes sense eh? :lol2:
personallly i thought this . . .

New Penguin on left...........Hi I'm a newbie where shall I post
established Penguin on right...........hello and welcome step over here and make your post
new Penguin on left...........O.K. but I'm nervous and I don't want to get into trouble
established Penguin on right.........No problem I'm freindly come here and I will help
new Penguin on left..........O.K. but the ice looks very thin where you want me to post
established Penguin on the right......Nooooo! trust me you wont be on thin ice here
new Penguin on left .........Oh thanks on my way
established Penguin on right .......yes thats right keep coming
new Penguin on the left.......are you sure about this iceeeee!!!....ahhhhhhhh!...splash!...glug ....
established Penguin on right.......Next!!!!!!!!
now you watch some fLucker come in and take that seriousely

. . . was funnier but you all got bogged down in the bears thing! dunno

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