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I have ran out of idears of some thing funny
so can you help me?????????
PLEASE
Two polar bears.
One on the North Pole
One on the South Pole
As the world rotates, when they pass each other
They shout
"RADIO"
Quote by dambuster
Two polar bears.
One on the North Pole
One on the South Pole
As the world rotates, when they pass each other
They shout
"RADIO"

NEXT lol :lol:
kiss
Quote by dambuster
Two polar bears.
One on the North Pole
One on the South Pole
As the world rotates, when they pass each other
They shout
"RADIO"

:confused: :confused: :confused:
OK come on, explain :undecided: dunno
Erm,,,err,,aha!! how about,,,,,,,,,,,,,Things aint what they used to be thread, let me explain. I was at my local train station the other day,the place where the paper stand used to be has now changed to "the news center" f,f,s confused ,,Oh , and them company vans with "strategies" " logistics" or "solutions" blazened across the sides,,i hate that,,any good for you Debbiewebs??? biggrin
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Two polar bears.
One on the North Pole
One on the South Pole
As the world rotates, when they pass each other
They shout
"RADIO"

:confused: :confused: :confused:
OK come on, explain :undecided: dunno
Bless you Missy... kiss
(I have no feckin idea either :dunno: )
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Two polar bears.
One on the North Pole
One on the South Pole
As the world rotates, when they pass each other
They shout
"RADIO"

:confused: :confused: :confused:
OK come on, explain :undecided: dunno
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i dont no eather! but just pretend innocent
Quote by hornyred and dino
Erm,,,err,,aha!! how about,,,,,,,,,,,,,Things aint what they used to be thread, let me explain. I was at my local train station the other day,the place where the paper stand used to be has now changed to "the news center" f,f,s confused ,,Oh , and them company vans with "strategies" " logistics" or "solutions" blazened across the sides,,i hate that,,any good for you Debbiewebs??? biggrin

errrrrrr rolleyes :roll: no never use the trains!..............BUT HOW DARE THEY!! HUH :roll:
There are no polar bears in the southern hemisphere.
If there were a bear at the south pole, it wouldn't pass a bear at the north pole as the earth rotated because the earth rotates around the polar axis, not along it... they would be motionless relative to each other.
Bears don't talk.
I've got the hump cos I don't understand the joke.
Quote by Ice Pie
There are no polar bears in the southern hemisphere.
If there were a bear at the south pole, it wouldn't pass a bear at the north pole as the earth rotated because the earth rotates around the polar axis, not along it... they would be motionless relative to each other.
Bears don't talk.
I've got the hump cos I don't understand the joke.

do penguins get the hump confused :? :?
Quote by Debbiewebs
do penguins get the hump confused :? :?

Yes they do. And don't go upsetting any cos they can ruin your entire day...
Quote by Ice Pie
do penguins get the hump confused :? :?

Yes they do. And don't go upsetting any cos they can ruin your entire day...

OOOOOooooooooo thats funny! rotflmao :rotflmao: rotflmao
Quote by Debbiewebs
Two polar bears.
One on the North Pole
One on the South Pole
As the world rotates, when they pass each other
They shout
"RADIO"

:confused: :confused: :confused:
OK come on, explain :undecided: dunno
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i dont no eather! but just pretend innocent

I know, I know :giggle: :giggle:
Quote by t&t

I know, I know :giggle: :giggle:

That is SOOOOOOOOOOOOnaughty
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Quote by t&t
Two polar bears.
One on the North Pole
One on the South Pole
As the world rotates, when they pass each other
They shout
"RADIO"

:confused: :confused: :confused:
OK come on, explain :undecided: dunno
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i dont no eather! but just pretend innocent

I know, I know :giggle: :giggle:

hey thats 4 of us now!. :bounce: :bounce: ..but dont tell dammie! rolleyes :roll: shhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Quote by dambuster


I know, I know :giggle: :giggle:

That is SOOOOOOOOOOOOnaughty
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
ooo dear innocent
Quote by dambuster
Two polar bears.
One on the North Pole
One on the South Pole
As the world rotates, when they pass each other
They shout
"RADIO"

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
OMG Dambuster !!!!!!!!!!!! That is sooooooooooooo funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Lots of love, hugs and kisses,
Little
XXX
(When you lot find the punchline will you let me know please, cause i just don't get it :silly: )
Quote by Ice Pie
do penguins get the hump confused :? :?

Yes they do. And don't go upsetting any cos they can ruin your entire day...

New Penguin on left...........Hi I'm a newbie where shall I post
established Penguin on right...........hello and welcome step over here and make your post
new Penguin on left...........O.K. but I'm nervous and I don't want to get into trouble
established Penguin on right.........No problem I'm freindly come here and I will help
new Penguin on left..........O.K. but the ice looks very thin where you want me to post
established Penguin on the right......Nooooo! trust me you wont be on thin ice here
new Penguin on left .........Oh thanks on my way
established Penguin on right .......yes thats right keep coming
new Penguin on the left.......are you sure about this iceeeee!!!....ahhhhhhhh!...splash!...glug ....
established Penguin on right.......Next!!!!!!!! :hunk:
now you watch some fLucker come in and take that seriousely :doh:
Quote by davej
do penguins get the hump confused :? :?

Yes they do. And don't go upsetting any cos they can ruin your entire day...

New Penguin on left...........Hi I'm a newbie where shall I post
established Penguin on right...........hello and welcome step over here and make your post
new Penguin on left...........O.K. but I'm nervous and I don't want to get into trouble
established Penguin on right.........No problem I'm freindly come here and I will help
new Penguin on left..........O.K. but the ice looks very thin where you want me to post
established Penguin on the right......Nooooo! trust me you wont be on thin ice here
new Penguin on left .........Oh thanks on my way
established Penguin on right .......yes thats right keep coming
new Penguin on the left.......are you sure about this iceeeee!!!....ahhhhhhhh!...splash!...glug ....
established Penguin on right.......Next!!!!!!!! :hunk:
now you watch some fLucker come in and take that seriousely :doh:
sure that before the bottle of pinot grigio Davej this would have all made sense hahahaha
Quote by davej
do penguins get the hump confused :? :?

Yes they do. And don't go upsetting any cos they can ruin your entire day...

New Penguin on left...........Hi I'm a newbie where shall I post
established Penguin on right...........hello and welcome step over here and make your post
new Penguin on left...........O.K. but I'm nervous and I don't want to get into trouble
established Penguin on right.........No problem I'm freindly come here and I will help
new Penguin on left..........O.K. but the ice looks very thin where you want me to post
established Penguin on the right......Nooooo! trust me you wont be on thin ice here
new Penguin on left .........Oh thanks on my way
established Penguin on right .......yes thats right keep coming
new Penguin on the left.......are you sure about this iceeeee!!!....ahhhhhhhh!...splash!...glug ....
established Penguin on right.......Next!!!!!!!! :hunk:
now you watch some fLucker come in and take that seriousely :doh:
oooooooo thats it deff into W/S redface surprisedops:
Quote by corriefem
sure that before the bottle of pinot grigio Davej this would have all made sense hahahaha

yes sorry corrie, it probably only makes sense to me which is about as usefull as a handkerchief up a Burberry sleeve.
Quote by davej
sure that before the bottle of pinot grigio Davej this would have all made sense hahahaha

yes sorry corrie, it probably only makes sense to me which is about as usefull as a handkerchief up a Burberry sleeve.
hey I may this one Davej is that what a chaz is????
Quote by davej
sure that before the bottle of pinot grigio Davej this would have all made sense hahahaha

yes sorry corrie, it probably only makes sense to me which is about as usefull as a handkerchief up a Burberry sleeve.
you mean it dont make sence :shock:
Oh Dave rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by little
Two polar bears.
One on the North Pole
One on the South Pole
As the world rotates, when they pass each other
They shout
"RADIO"

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
OMG Dambuster !!!!!!!!!!!! That is sooooooooooooo funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Lots of love, hugs and kisses,
Little
XXX
(When you lot find the punchline will you let me know please, cause i just don't get it :silly: )
NOW THEN LITTLE fill us in please rolleyes
Quote by corriefem
hey I may this one Davej is that what a chaz is????

Oh stop, please rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
hahahahah have I got it wrong again hahahahahah
Quote by corriefem
sure that before the bottle of pinot grigio Davej this would have all made sense hahahaha

yes sorry corrie, it probably only makes sense to me which is about as usefull as a handkerchief up a Burberry sleeve.
hey I may this one Davej is that what a chaz is????
I'm guessing that you are referring to either a chav, which would wear Burberry
or a Chas who has a scruffy beard, sings about Rabbits with his mate Dave and doesn't wear Burberry.
Can you help me please? I'm looking for the plot. I'm sure I left it round here somewhere. dunno