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actually i am the current MR WET UNDERPANTS of cannock.....it was 15 years ago now but they never had a nother competition since so guess i an still current. ..thing is when you have a Miss wet comp and you spray cold water things grow !!! However you spray cold water at the men...and well we are all equal..!!!!
Sex God
Ahh Bliss !!!! space with no noise... biggrin :D
I am not a weirdo. It was a joke. I guess I'll have to moderate my humour when I post here.
BUT I will not be criticised by someone whose profile includes a picture of them feeding a horse.
And yes, a wet T-shirt competition sounds good. Although it would be cool to have a cock competition for the ladies.
Sex God
Greg !!!!!! Cock pics can be sooooo boring !!! Really...........I don't me to sound boring.........
But use your imagination, more is not always.... more !!!.................Little is......... often ..........more!!! You may think I am talking in riddles........but Titilate is more !!!!! Tooo much info is less for me anyway . rolleyes :roll:
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Where is Steve nw when you need him... sad

What have I done now???? :shock:
Steve
Ok. What would ladies like to see? I am working on the premise that you'd rather see imaginative role plays rather just body parts... or should we all just post pics of our nipples?
Orgasminator
Hi Sarge,
My entry is winging it's way to you as we speak!!!!
CA xxx
PS. - Greg, you'll get used to Db, he's never serious. Please don't moderate your humour - just tell him to bollocks or if he does it again give him a !!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm up for it smile tell me where and when
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Hi Sarge,
My entry is winging it's way to you as we speak!!!!
CA xxx

It is by far the best one so far!! :eeek:
Shhhhhh!! Don't tell her it is the first one to be sent in!!
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Ok. What would ladies like to see? I am working on the premise that you'd rather see imaginative role plays rather just body parts... or should we all just post pics of our nipples?

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
And what is wrong with having a pic of a nipple or nipples?????
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i'm up for it smile tell me where and when

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Okay, now that I have been forced into judging this :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol:
it's time for some details. :small-print:
All pics should be emailed to
I will PM the password to this account to the other judges so that they can view the pictures.
All entries must be in by midnight on Friday (24th September).
The results will be announced on Saturday afternoon.
Go for it!! biggrin :D :D :D :D :D
Orgasminator
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Shhhhhh!! Don't tell her it is the first one to be sent in!!

Hey - I heard that lol
CA xxx
Sorry Folks
Quote by GregLondon
I am not a weirdo. It was a joke. I guess I'll have to moderate my humour when I post here.
BUT I will not be criticised by someone whose profile includes a picture of them feeding a horse.
And yes, a wet T-shirt competition sounds good. Although it would be cool to have a cock competition for the ladies.

Greg, twas a joke. As is 99% of the bollox (tm TE) I and many others post here.
Please don't moderate your humour - least - "not in my name" ffs (tm NeilinLeeds)
I am not feeding a horse - we are having a cuddle after a successful schooling/jumping session.
I am though intrigued - what would be wrong with having that or any other pic in my addy?
If you have any further issues as an adversary please feel free to PM me, email or write it on the side of a cow rather than taking up time and space in the café.
Welcome to the asylum btw. Relax, join in and enjoy the view.
Sex God
You will have my entry by tonight!!!!!! Do we have to use cold water?!?!?! :scared:
Master of Sex
its hard lying in a bass drum, taking fotos of yourself with a cold cymbal on your private parts.a reward for effort at least should be mine . imagine if the band members see it.
christ! i hope this is open to men too, ive sent it now, i was wet too! oh, no !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: and with no t apologies sgt bilko.
I was also joking. In an ideal world, all the pics here would feature people cuddling horses.
Quote by GregLondon
Although it would be cool to have a cock competition for the ladies.

Slight problem with this suggestion - the ladies don't have cocks!! Well, most of them don't!! You have already missed most of the comps, Greg. We have already had the 'Best cock', 'Best boobs' and 'Best Pussy' so far this year. you can always enter next year!
Mal
wink
Master of Sex
should b a tadge original mal, im hoping.
Ok... I am entering my pic in the "best post-coital cigarette" category:
Master of Sex
was it a silk cut though ?cos they are a bit weak, if its benson or better still marlboro red then mmm you might get a prize. anyway its bad for you kills millions and is legal! wheres the fun in that! wink

Is it just me , but are mark/surrey and GregLondon the same person??? :shock: :shock: confused :? :? lol :lol:
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http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/1561592071414e163ad6952.jpg http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/471044872414dfcfa649ea.jpg
Is it just me , but are mark/surrey and GregLondon the same person??? :shock: :shock: confused :? :? lol :lol:

No its just Grant and Phil Mitchell :lol: bolt
Master of Sex
nice one claire !!!! whos peggy then! and no bilko nowhere near me old china!
I'll have you know I have an almost full head of hair. My celeb lookalikes are the singer from Depeche Mode, the singer from the Manic Street Preachers (before he got fat) and anyone jewish. That's the bad thing about being jewish... I am turning into Dustin Hoffman.
Wow, interesting selection of photos girls (and 1 guy) still loads of room on the server for more so keep them cuming..... (Its a hard job being a Judge, but I am trying to keep abreast of it) wink lol
how about cocks in fancy dress not the person just the cock
use your imagination
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how about cocks in fancy dress not the person just the cock
use your imagination

excuse me excuse me!............................but i see you have pinched me box for you avatar!...............shoot have been looking for that all day!.......now give it back! sad :( wink
ooooooo sos for invading you tread!......................... but they will let me out of me box and pinch it!
:wink: :wink:
debbiewebs rushes of to get a t shirt!
here you go you can see from me new avatar tht i have put a few pounds on and cant fit in your box any more so you can have it back now thanks for the loan
Another entry on it's way
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