actually i am the current MR WET UNDERPANTS of cannock.....it was 15 years ago now but they never had a nother competition since so guess i an still current. ..thing is when you have a Miss wet comp and you spray cold water things grow !!! However you spray cold water at the men...and well we are all equal..!!!!
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Sex God
Ahh Bliss !!!! space with no noise... 
:D
:D I am not a weirdo. It was a joke. I guess I'll have to moderate my humour when I post here.
BUT I will not be criticised by someone whose profile includes a picture of them feeding a horse.
And yes, a wet T-shirt competition sounds good. Although it would be cool to have a cock competition for the ladies.
BUT I will not be criticised by someone whose profile includes a picture of them feeding a horse.
And yes, a wet T-shirt competition sounds good. Although it would be cool to have a cock competition for the ladies.
Sex God
Greg !!!!!! Cock pics can be sooooo boring !!! Really...........I don't me to sound boring.........
But use your imagination, more is not always.... more !!!.................Little is......... often ..........more!!! You may think I am talking in riddles........but Titilate is more !!!!! Tooo much info is less for me anyway .
:roll:
But use your imagination, more is not always.... more !!!.................Little is......... often ..........more!!! You may think I am talking in riddles........but Titilate is more !!!!! Tooo much info is less for me anyway .
:roll: 
Orgasminator
Hi Sarge,
My entry is winging it's way to you as we speak!!!!
CA xxx
PS. - Greg, you'll get used to Db, he's never serious. Please don't moderate your humour - just tell him to bollocks or if he does it again give him a !!!!!!!!!!!!!
My entry is winging it's way to you as we speak!!!!
CA xxx
PS. - Greg, you'll get used to Db, he's never serious. Please don't moderate your humour - just tell him to bollocks or if he does it again give him a !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sex God
Quote by GregLondon
Ok. What would ladies like to see? I am working on the premise that you'd rather see imaginative role plays rather just body parts... or should we all just post pics of our nipples?
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
And what is wrong with having a pic of a nipple or nipples?????
Quote by kazswallows
i'm up for ittell me where and when
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Okay, now that I have been forced into judging this :shock: :shock: :shock::lol:
it's time for some details. :small-print:
All pics should be emailed to
I will PM the password to this account to the other judges so that they can view the pictures.
All entries must be in by midnight on Friday (24th September).
The results will be announced on Saturday afternoon.
Go for it!!
Orgasminator
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Shhhhhh!! Don't tell her it is the first one to be sent in!!
Hey - I heard that
CA xxx
Sorry Folks
Greg, twas a joke. As is 99% of the bollox (tm TE) I and many others post here.
Please don't moderate your humour - least - "not in my name" ffs (tm NeilinLeeds)
I am not feeding a horse - we are having a cuddle after a successful schooling/jumping session.
I am though intrigued - what would be wrong with having that or any other pic in my addy?
If you have any further issues as an adversary please feel free to PM me, email or write it on the side of a cow rather than taking up time and space in the café.
Welcome to the asylum btw. Relax, join in and enjoy the view.
Quote by GregLondon
I am not a weirdo. It was a joke. I guess I'll have to moderate my humour when I post here.
BUT I will not be criticised by someone whose profile includes a picture of them feeding a horse.
And yes, a wet T-shirt competition sounds good. Although it would be cool to have a cock competition for the ladies.
Greg, twas a joke. As is 99% of the bollox (tm TE) I and many others post here.
Please don't moderate your humour - least - "not in my name" ffs (tm NeilinLeeds)
I am not feeding a horse - we are having a cuddle after a successful schooling/jumping session.
I am though intrigued - what would be wrong with having that or any other pic in my addy?
If you have any further issues as an adversary please feel free to PM me, email or write it on the side of a cow rather than taking up time and space in the café.
Welcome to the asylum btw. Relax, join in and enjoy the view.
Sex God
You will have my entry by tonight!!!!!! Do we have to use cold water?!?!?! :scared:
its hard lying in a bass drum, taking fotos of yourself with a cold cymbal on your private parts.a reward for effort at least should be mine . imagine if the band members see it.
christ! i hope this is open to men too, ive sent it now, i was wet too! oh, no !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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christ! i hope this is open to men too, ive sent it now, i was wet too! oh, no !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: and with no t apologies sgt bilko. 
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Quote by GregLondon
Although it would be cool to have a cock competition for the ladies.
Slight problem with this suggestion - the ladies don't have cocks!! Well, most of them don't!! You have already missed most of the comps, Greg. We have already had the 'Best cock', 'Best boobs' and 'Best Pussy' so far this year. you can always enter next year!
Mal
Quote by Sgt Bilko
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/1561592071414e163ad6952.jpg http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/471044872414dfcfa649ea.jpg
Is it just me , but are mark/surrey and GregLondon the same person??? :shock: :shock::? :?
No its just Grant and Phil Mitchell :lol:
Sex God
Wow, interesting selection of photos girls (and 1 guy) still loads of room on the server for more so keep them cuming..... (Its a hard job being a Judge, but I am trying to keep abreast of it)
Quote by daveandmandywigan
how about cocks in fancy dress not the person just the cock
use your imagination
excuse me excuse me!............................but i see you have pinched me box for you avatar!...............shoot have been looking for that all day!.......now give it back!
:( ooooooo sos for invading you tread!......................... but they will let me out of me box and pinch it! :wink: :wink:
debbiewebs rushes of to get a t shirt!
Sex God
Another entry on it's way
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