The other thing they do is somebody calls on someone and thinks they are home alone and then someone else comes down the stairs with wet hair and a dressing gown on - you've guessed it - they've 'had a shower'!!!! :shock:
A shower after YOU KNOW WHAT!!!!
As they come down the stairs, unaware the doorbell has rang and someone else is now there etc etc they even go something like 'Hey did you see my trousers anywhere" and then look very shaken as they see the unexpected visitor who turns mortified to the person they originally came to see and snaps at them: "Oh I see you've got company at the moment - I'll leave you two to it then!!!!" and storms out.
What always puzzles me (well, since I read this thread!) is that when someone gets out of bed with the sheet wrapped around them, why does the person still in the bed still have a sheet over them?
I have wrapped wet sheets round me on hot nights abroad; it's a brilliant way to get to sleep!
Same as why do some women on TV still have their bra's on when they are shagging in bed!
I can think of a few people I'd like to be wrapped in a sheet with! :twisted: