Wtf is it up for?

15 Nov 2008

Ever since I was a little Lost every now and then I get the 'hard on from hell' for no reason confused

I could be shopping in Tesco or halfway through painting a ceiling but low and behold out he comes saying "hello! the last thing you are thinking about at this moment is sex! but guess what I'm here to change all that"
I really don't get it. In all honesty I can say the last thing on my mind is sex but that makes no difference. the other day i had a hard on and was bursting for a pee OMG talk about farce. First i nearly sprayed the ceiling so then i though slap it a bit make it go down..... stupid idea, realising i quite enjoyed it and made it harder :? that just made me hurt and spray everything else, in the end i just stood on my head and jet washed the pan, keeping me gob closed just in case of sudden softening syndrome :shock:
I don't get it though another time I'll be thinking hmmmm shag on little ermmm i mean big guy and what happens .... blimmin nothing.
saturday night ramble guys sorry.

15 Nov 2008

I'm glad I'm not the only one ! :shock: (Tres difficult at times)

15 Nov 2008

Its a friggin prostate ya ninny rotflmao

15 Nov 2008

And I thought i was talking r's (arse) lol

15 Nov 2008

Losty, as long as ya dont get yourself in the eye thats all that matters!!
You just need to think of the most deeply nastiest thoughts you can to make it go away.....a friend of mine thinks of nuns with really nasty gnarly toes in flip flops :shock: :shock: ......works a treat for him!!!

15 Nov 2008

Quote by Bonedigger
Losty, as long as ya dont get yourself in the eye thats all that matters!!
You just need to think of the most deeply nastiest thoughts you can to make it go away.....a friend of mine thinks of nuns with really nasty gnarly toes in flip flops :shock: :shock: ......works a treat for him!!!

Thats torn it Mrs Bone :sad: everytime i have a erection i'll end up thinking of you! How the hell am i going to walk when that happens eh? biggrin

15 Nov 2008

LOL losty....am not sure if that was a compliment or not lol

:lol:

15 Nov 2008

Quote by Lost
Losty, as long as ya dont get yourself in the eye thats all that matters!!
You just need to think of the most deeply nastiest thoughts you can to make it go away.....a friend of mine thinks of nuns with really nasty gnarly toes in flip flops :shock: :shock: ......works a treat for him!!!

Thats torn it Mrs Bone :sad: everytime i have a erection i'll end up thinking of you! How the hell am i going to walk when that happens eh? biggrin

What's one of them then? An erection that looks mean, moody and fights international terrorists weekly on BBC1?!
:giggle:

16 Nov 2008

A rogue erection is definitely not something I have a problem with ...
Erect nipples .... now that can be a tad embarrassing!

16 Nov 2008

Quote by Calista
Erect nipples .... now that can be a tad embarrassing!

Ahhhh Nipplus Erectus :inlove:

16 Nov 2008

Quote by flower411
Its a friggin prostate ya ninny

Awwww the rogue "r" is prowling the forum again :shock:
Now ....that`s something to worry about !!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Is THAT where my r's went to?!

16 Nov 2008

Quote by Calista
Erect nipples .... now that can be a tad embarrassing!

Tan wonders if thats why the postman asked her out for a drink :doh: I declined redface

16 Nov 2008

Quote by TanKinky
Erect nipples .... now that can be a tad embarrassing!

Tan wonders if thats why the postman asked her out for a drink :doh: I declined redface

But don't forget the postman always knocks twice ;-)
So next time... grab him! :twisted:

16 Nov 2008

Quote by cu3b4ll
Erect nipples .... now that can be a tad embarrassing!

Tan wonders if thats why the postman asked her out for a drink :doh: I declined redface

But don't forget the postman always knocks twice ;-)
So next time... grab him! :twisted:
He isnt th regular one so he may not knock twice not my cuppa tea though wink

16 Nov 2008

RE or MG (morning glory) just happens to let you know that at least one part of your body is working normal. This function is not part of the brain wink

BUT if your are like me it could be the sign of Rigor Mortis setting in.

16 Nov 2008

Slamming it in a drawer would work I imagine innocent

16 Nov 2008

Quote by Bonedigger
Slamming it in a drawer would work I imagine

Thinking of your mother is less painfull :giggle: