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Timestamp: 20:52
Date: 30/08/05
In Session...........
Disciplinary Hearings:
It was neccessary to reprimand night~Blankie for contravention of our prime directive .. Rule No.1
A session of the H.E.R.P.E.S. committee will be convened at an agreed date in the future at which time night~Blankie will have his balls tested for durability and shoe-resistance.... hehehe
Proposals:
A proposal for the creation of X-Man #8 has been submitted and is now under consideration.
Piss Ups:
All members attending the Leic Munch on Saturday are required to get totally wasted and have a bloody good laugh whilst remembering at all times our stated aim (Rule No.5)
All seems in order #~1 ....
sorry to hear about night~Blankie stepping out of line... discipline is the key!
dunno confused:
Am I allowed that :?:
Me
It's official then?
YOU SWINGER TYPE FOLKS ARE WEIRDO'S!!!!
wink
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
dunno confused:
Am I allowed that :?:
Me

Reprimand:
Non-member using a reserved X#no ......... fecking hell .. C.R.A.B.S. is going to be sooo busy tonight!!!!
loon Wishy I would suggest that whatever you are drinking, take more water with it :loon:
Quote by Wishmaster
dunno confused:
Am I allowed that :?:
Me

Reprimand:

Oh how I love sliding down the razor blade of life.
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1

Oh how I love sliding down the razor blade of life.

Funny Fred, I thought your main aim what to follow me around the forum with stupid comments :lol2:
Quote by Dawn_Mids

Oh how I love sliding down the razor blade of life.

Funny Fred, I thought your main aim what to follow me around the forum with stupid comments :lol2:
I made you a promis darlin and I will abide by it xxxx :love:
Fred (not a member of the "Royal Surrey Gas Board")
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
dunno confused:
Am I allowed that :?:
Me

Reprimand:

Oh how I love sliding down the razor blade of life.
Straight into the iodine pool of death it seems ... :twisted:
How does one become an X-Man btw ?
I really hope it has nothing to do with spandex confused
Quote by Wishmaster
dunno confused:
Am I allowed that :?:
Me

Reprimand:

Oh how I love sliding down the razor blade of life.
Straight into the iodine pool of death it seems ... :twisted:
You mean "Seaweed" ????
Quote by Perfect Stranger
How does one become an X-Man btw ?
I really hope it has nothing to do with spandex confused

I am not a member == To fuc*ing old to partis lol
Quote by Perfect Stranger
How does one become an X-Man btw ?
I really hope it has nothing to do with spandex confused

Nobody knows! It just happens..... one day your normal.... then your not!
and if we told you.... we'd have to give you chinese burns for ages!
Quote by Dawn_Mids
loon Wishy I would suggest that whatever you are drinking, take more water with it :loon:

DON'T DO IT WISHY............... too much water is a waste!!
Quote by postie
How does one become an X-Man btw ?
I really hope it has nothing to do with spandex confused

Nobody knows! It just happens..... one day your normal.... then your not!
and if we told you.... we'd have to give you chinese burns for ages!
That's exactly what happened to me!!!! .... one day I was minding my own business then along came this funny looking guy in a black coat, glasses and a trilby hat and stamped this fucking great X on my forehead .... the bastard ...... took me ages to cut it out........ and look what he did to my face fgs!!!!!!. :twisted:
Quote by Wishmaster
How does one become an X-Man btw ?
I really hope it has nothing to do with spandex confused

Nobody knows! It just happens..... one day your normal.... then your not!
and if we told you.... we'd have to give you chinese burns for ages!
That's exactly what happened to me!!!! .... one day I was minding my own business then along came this funny looking guy in a black coat, glasses and a trilby hat and stamped this fucking great X on my forehead .... the bastard ...... took me ages to cut it out........ and look what he did to my face fgs!!!!!!. :twisted:
wink In for a penny, in for a pound lol
That was not an "X" that was your brain that you cut out.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Instead of all these X-men
Can we not have some Y-men?
Then maybe some I-men.
Then we can put them together and ship them all off to see Marra Grooverider!
Saves on the Chinese burns!
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
How does one become an X-Man btw ?
I really hope it has nothing to do with spandex confused

Nobody knows! It just happens..... one day your normal.... then your not!
and if we told you.... we'd have to give you chinese burns for ages!
That's exactly what happened to me!!!! .... one day I was minding my own business then along came this funny looking guy in a black coat, glasses and a trilby hat and stamped this fucking great X on my forehead .... the bastard ...... took me ages to cut it out........ and look what he did to my face fgs!!!!!!. :twisted:
wink In for a penny, in for a pound lol
That was not an "X" that was your brain that you cut out.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Ah!!.. that expalins why I had left over bits after I had finished ..... that used to happen as a kid too. I'd dismantle something and when it was put back together I always had bits left over..... seemed to work ok though .....
:P
is this post becoming more surreal as it gors on??????
or am i in a world of my own (dont answer that)
fred...i was under the impression that to become an Xman (or girl) . that it was imperative to wear rubber or PVC and have some psychological/physiological difference with which to allow yourself to perform superhuman deeds at will....
mind you ...having an adamantium fused skeleton would have its advantages in the bedroom cool
not to sure about turning your eyes white n crappin thunder though.....
Anyway people talk about me all you want now cos I am off to my pit and to put my Zimmer and Pacemaker on charge.
Nite All (nearly put kisses but I know they would not be accepted).
Fred (the X-Man with no number)
I do not know if I actually want to know this BUT - what on earth is this thread about?
McC (who has been there, seen it, done it for MOST things but is now somewhat puzzled!)
Quote by dargento
is this post becoming more surreal as it gors on??????
or am i in a world of my own (dont answer that)
You are in a world of your own and we are not having this conversation. so there....
fred...i was under the impression that to become an Xman (or girl) . that it was imperative to wear rubber or PVC and have some psychological/physiological difference with which to allow yourself to perform superhuman deeds at will....
There is no such thing as an X-Girl . it just doesn't happen that way . the elusive Black Coat Man doesn't stamp girls!!!
mind you ...having an adamantium fused skeleton would have its advantages in the bedroom cool
not to sure about turning your eyes white n crappin thunder though.....
It all in the training ... it's pretty intensive you know .... I nearly lost all three of my knee-caps.... :shock: