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Desi came in from work tonight and said she'd been watching it and wanted to see the end of the programme. She put it on and I was astounded to hear such tuneless wailing from these so-called future stars.
The problem I find with all of them is that they have all studied their Mariah Carey's Greatest Hits albums and have convinced themselves that endless caterwauling is what passes for singing. Each and every one of them oversings whatever song they attempt.
Sometimes, less is more. Listen to Art Garfunkel sing Bridge Over Troubled Water and hear arguably the best pop vocal performance of all time. He wouldn't get past the audition stage on Simon Bowel's ego-trip because he doesn't stretch a simple word like 'love' to 17 syllables.
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Sorry - I'm fraid I can't stand it. However, I usually get drawn into each year because Sappho and Sappho Jr are ardent fans and there is only so far I can go to avoid it.
The worst bit is the terribly cheesy choreography. Frankly, most of X-factor offends my musical senisibilities.*
Will
* Though there are saving graces in the form of Danni Minogue and contestants like Leona Lewis and Alexandra Burke :twisted:

Ah. Completely busted. Thanks, darling. However, I think you might protest a little too much. There have been times when you've been sucked into watching it, and made comments throughout! evil
However, the power of X Factor is such that these days, Daddy heroically opts to do bathtime, and I get to watch it with my feet up, sipping a mug of Douwe Egberts. The problem is, I think living with Himself has rubbed off on me - I find myself making comments at the screen too! :doh:
I do think a number of contestants are genuinely talented, but several do make it through who I think are absolutely cringeworthy. The power of reality TV: compelled to watch the horror leavened by enough moments of joy to make it bearable.
Never seen any of it. ave occasionally heard songs I was aware were from it, and even thought one or two of those weren't as terrible as I expected.
Still didn't like them, though. Can't see the point in the whole thing - surely if the singers were any good they wouldn't need to win the modern day opportunity knocks in order to have a viable career?
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surely if the singers were any good they wouldn't need to win the modern day opportunity knocks in order to have a viable career?

Maybe people like this just need the right opportunity?

Pure class........... she is already a huge hit worldwide.
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Never seen any of it. ave occasionally heard songs I was aware were from it, and even thought one or two of those weren't as terrible as I expected.
Still didn't like them, though. Can't see the point in the whole thing - surely if the singers were any good they wouldn't need to win the modern day opportunity knocks in order to have a viable career?

Surely that means Les Dennis and Jim Davidson never had to win the old version of New faces or Opportunity knocks? Same same really. Would anyone have ever given Susan Boyle a recording contract without Britain's got talent? Think some people do need reality TV, some of our biggest TV personalities came from reality TV and probably we wouldn't be watching them without it. Lenny Henry, Victoria Wood, Les Dennis, Jim Davidson. Comedians I know but same principal. Its hardly a new concept yet people always seem to make out that it is. Its just an old program with a new name. Just add or subtract the types of acts allowed to enter and its all basically the same thing. I dont feel at all that I am watching a new genre of TV.
its shite and so are all the similar programmes
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its shite and so are all the similar programmes

And that would be because???? .......................
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surely if the singers were any good they wouldn't need to win the modern day opportunity knocks in order to have a viable career?

Maybe people like this just need the right opportunity?

Pure class........... she is already a huge hit worldwide.
Not sure about pure class, but she is OK
This is her best effort so far, a cover
I think Blue you should check her record sales.
Also I believe that she has the potential to be bigger, as I think she has a better voice than a lot of the other Divas, than many of the other female superstars.
Time will tell how big she will become, but she is already a massive star.
Quote by kentswingers777
I think Blue you should check her record sales.
Also I believe that she has the potential to be bigger, as I think she has a better voice than a lot of the other Divas, than many of the other female superstars.
Time will tell how big she will become, but she is already a massive star.

Checking her record sales will have no effect on my expert oppinion wink
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i love it :happy: cant say why but certainly find the auditions entertaining, was chuffed that pubs were showing it on the big screens in Turkey so i didnt miss any on my hols, would rather watch x factor than a load of men kicking a bag of air around ;)
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i love it :happy: cant say why but certainly find the auditions entertaining, was chuffed that pubs were showing it on the big screens in Turkey so i didnt miss any on my hols, would rather watch x factor than a load of men kicking a bag of air around ;)

Aww now dunno about that lol Luckily when I was last abroad the big screens showed both :twisted:
At the same time??? lol
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At the same time??? lol

Not the Xfactor and football no :lol: But there was a bar with zillions of TV's on which you could watch any premiership game live :-o That was when setanta was still running though so dont know if thats possible now.
Below article from MSN. I was actually thinking a similar thought a week or so ago. Guess if its possible to outsell the Xfactor winner to number one in the charts then the below is also possible :twisted: