Incase those of you who have an XBOX dont know, there has ben a warning issued that if your xbox was made before January 2004 you have to place an oreder via phone to get a free cable because the one fitted is setting everyones houses on fire.
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Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
Incase those of you who have an XBOX dont know, there has ben a warning issued that if your xbox was made before January 2004 you have to place an oreder via phone to get a free cable because the one fitted is setting everyones houses on fire.
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so its not just the games that are explozive!!...
Cheers for that. i'll get mine sorted.. even thought my prob hasn't been used since jan 2004. .. £150.. and i i'ved used the think all of about 5 times!!!
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Quote by jack_daniels72
Hopefully Vibrators don't rely on the same flawed technology ?
would you buy a Microsoft Vibrator? it'd flippin conk out just before the climax!
Quote by jack_daniels72
would you buy a Microsoft Vibrator? it's flippin conk out just before the climax!
Maybe a JOYstick would be more appropriate ?
JOYstick, from Microsoft
man what planet you come from, Microsoft breaks down as follows
Minions
Invent
Confusing
Rediculous
Objects
Shits
Obviously
Fualty
Trash
now I imaginer the intsructions for a MS vibro now,
insert batteries into hole
isert vibrator into hole
removed vibrator from hole,
remove batteries from hole
insert batteries into vibrators hole
insert vibrator into your hole
switch on vibrator
please wait for vibration as the unit will perform a Power On Self Test before vibrating
in the event that the unit fails to vibrate after 5 (five) minutes, remove batteries and check that the polarity is correct
if polarity is incorrect, put the vibrator into reverse action and hang on
as Microsoft are committed to bringing you the best possible product you have a complimentary free update facilty, to activate this facility simply insert the vibrator into your hole while you are browsing the Microsoft home page, all updates will occur naturally
Microsoft recomends that you use a good quality anti virus program to ensure your safety
the recommended programe is Black Box... a simple but efficient system.
Purchase your Black Box from HERE, once it arrives, open the box, climb in, close the lid
Now you will be unable to contract any virus's as you are withdrawn from any outside contacts..... this will give you the chance to enjoy your Microsoft Vibrator to its maximum potential
Have a nice day now
Quote by lucyuktv2
Hopefully Vibrators don't rely on the same flawed technology ?
would you buy a Microsoft Vibrator? it'd flippin conk out just before the climax!
I don't know a lot about vibrators, but I don't think a MS vibrator would be a good choice. It would probably stop before you cum and ask "Are you sure you want an orgasm?"
