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Yes peeps i have met him .......the one and only MEATY!!!

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.......................There he was peeps standing in front of me the one and only meaty!. :shock: ...... my legs went to jelly............ I thought what’s happening! :shock: this doesn’t userly happen to little old Debs. ............ so I new from that moment that this meet was going to be different
He holds me in his arms and passionately kissed me.........he held me tight so I would not fall .....then slowly one by one my clothes dropped to the floor......... .there I was standing there naked........ What I thought :shock: noooo this is happening....... Debbs with out me kinks on! :shock:
He stoked my body all over softly......... I can feel his soft touch giving me shivers down my spine.......... OMG I wanted him there and then. hump .......... I was in heaven..........he played and teased me till I couldn’t stand any more....... then he entered me
NO!!!.......... but it wasn’t like that was it Meaty?........ You sadistic pig! ........I am ment to be the sadistic one! smackbottom
I have sore bloody feet .......... and there not much left of me jumper I was wearing. ..........And I am up in the air with frustration
You no what he did peeps he is making me wait!... till are next meet to :hump: you bloody tease you
You wait meaty I am going to pull ya nipple rings so hard next time you going to scream and beg on ya knees for forgiveness! :twisted: :twisted:
Must admit though Meaty you are a hunk! sillyhwoar: ........... Ooo and those eyes are to die for!
Eh!!! you been at the wine again Debs loon
I was meeting with a client yesterday. Must have been an Avatar theif :silly:
Debs, I have to agree with Meaty here remind me to phone the quack, can't have been Meaty as you described him as 'a hunk'......i think you've been sniffing Mr Debbiewebs socks again :grin:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Eh!!! you been at the wine again Debs loon
I was meeting with a client yesterday. Must have been an Avatar theif :silly:

you no......... i thought he looked to bloody hansom to of been you! :P
Quote by Debbiewebs
I have sore bloody feet .......... and there not much left of me jumper I was wearing. ..........And I am up in the air with frustration

Debbiewebs ......... what did he do to your feet ? blink
Secret meetings .................. dont you just love em :doh:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde

I have sore bloody feet .......... and there not much left of me jumper I was wearing. ..........And I am up in the air with frustration

Debbiewebs ......... what did he do to your feet ? blink
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

He killed them thats what!.... dragged me by them all over the place mad
so your minds gone, and the Stannah Stairlifts knackered.
you poor thing
Quote by Debbiewebs
Must admit though Meaty you are a hunk! sillyhwoar: ........... Ooo and those eyes are to die for

so he does look like his pic then wink
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Must admit though Meaty you are a hunk! sillyhwoar: ........... Ooo and those eyes are to die for

so he does look like his pic then wink

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Must admit though Meaty you are a hunk! sillyhwoar: ........... Ooo and those eyes are to die for

so he does look like his pic then wink
no, it's always the eyes that the ladies love
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Must admit though Meaty you are a hunk! sillyhwoar: ........... Ooo and those eyes are to die for

so he does look like his pic then wink
no, it's always the eyes that the ladies love

i'm in love :inlove:
OMG yuk yuk yuk
This is the only thread I have to read with my eyes closed .................. thanx Meaty !
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Must admit though Meaty you are a hunk! sillyhwoar: ........... Ooo and those eyes are to die for

so he does look like his pic then wink
no, it's always the eyes that the ladies love
i'm in love :inlove:
thtas a big one you've got up there, can't get it on the page
Hurry up ............ lets get to page two !!!
Cant keep scrolling with my eyes closed lol
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Must admit though Meaty you are a hunk! sillyhwoar: ........... Ooo and those eyes are to die for

so he does look like his pic then wink
no, it's always the eyes that the ladies love
i'm in love :inlove:
thtas a big one you've got up there, can't get it on the page
its your big one not mine confused
Quote by Sexysteph
So you have met him too NN? How bigs his big one wink lol

noooooooooooo :shock:
he don't like me ain't you read all the insults i have to out up with off of him confused
Quote by blonde
Hurry up ............ lets get to page two !!!
Cant keep scrolling with my eyes closed lol
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxx

its ok blonde you can come out now rolleyes .. :giggle:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
So you have met him too NN? How bigs his big one wink lol

noooooooooooo :shock:
he don't like me ain't you read all the insults i have to out up with off of him confused

WTF
once more in english please
Quote by meat2pleaseu
So you have met him too NN? How bigs his big one wink lol

noooooooooooo :shock:
he don't like me ain't you read all the insults i have to out up with off of him confused

WTF
once more in english please
out = PUT
ok ok it was a typo lol
sheesh rolleyes
Quote by naughtynymphos1
So you have met him too NN? How bigs his big one wink lol

noooooooooooo :shock:
he don't like me ain't you read all the insults i have to out up with off of him confused

WTF
once more in english please
out = PUT
ok ok it was a typo lol
sheesh rolleyes

Insults???? dunno
:happy: :happy: :happy:
Page 2 !!!!! Can open my eyes now rolleyes
That pic was bluddy awful lol
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by meat2pleaseu
So you have met him too NN? How bigs his big one wink lol

noooooooooooo :shock:
he don't like me ain't you read all the insults i have to out up with off of him confused

WTF
once more in english please
out = PUT
ok ok it was a typo lol
sheesh rolleyes

Insults???? dunno
Quote by meat2pleaseu
awww meaty are they calling u ugly m8 :therethere:
and i could have told u all that had you asked :lol:

just cos your a 'double bagger' is no reason to be jealous of my stunning good looks smackbottom
need i go on? poke
Quote by naughtynymphos1
So you have met him too NN? How bigs his big one wink lol

noooooooooooo :shock:
he don't like me ain't you read all the insults i have to out up with off of him confused

WTF
once more in english please
out = PUT
ok ok it was a typo lol
sheesh rolleyes

Insults???? dunno
Quote by meat2pleaseu
awww meaty are they calling u ugly m8 :therethere:
and i could have told u all that had you asked :lol:

just cos your a 'double bagger' is no reason to be jealous of my stunning good looks smackbottom
need i go on? poke
you could, like explaining you had to PM me to ask what a double bagger was
NN's a thickie flipa
Right i am off to put sticking plasters on me feet mad .....now dont go wearing ya self out now Meaty untill we meet next........... your no good to me if ya knackerd to begin with! :P
NN best of luck :thumbup: just whisper in his ear (Pulled nipple rings) that will shut him up! :giggle:
Is this the proof we are looking for?

Look dead ringers to me wink but cant work out who is who??? lol
Mr goodtimez
i look nothing like a small box with a red X in it poke
Quote by meat2pleaseu
i look nothing like a small box with a red X in it poke


Is that better now m2p??
Mr goodtimez
now im not authourised to view myself :giggle:
can i suggest
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/56781.html
Quote by blonde
Hurry up ............ lets get to page two !!!
Cant keep scrolling with my eyes closed lol
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxx

His avatar is not much better!!!! Scary stuff hey!!!
:shock:
xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by Debbiewebs
NN best of luck :thumbup: just whisper in his ear (Pulled nipple rings) that will shut him up! :giggle:

:shock:
have i missed summat while i've been shopping? confused
Quote by meat2pleaseu
you could, like explaining you had to PM me to ask what a double bagger was
NN's a thickie flipa

no no all that means is that your better at insults than me, not my fault i'm to much of a nice person to know what a double bagger is is it :flipa: