(nervously)yat another Newbie, exposing himself to at least two months of merciless piss taking - according to the responses to "whens a newbie a regular" (see The Cafe threads); but my shoulders are big and my brain addled, so give it your best shot, but beware, even grown men cry, so please be gentle.
Me, well I'm male, 40-50ish, and thats all your getting, seperated - but the elastoplast is doing a pretty good job at the moment, live near Stony Stratford,Bucks, I prefer to say this than Milton Keynes (only because it seems to bring about a firestorm of protests), and because it was here before Milton Keynes, and I remember it when there were only rolling hills, cows and sheep grazing, farmer boys and gentle country folk :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: ...barn dances, soirees into Nothants to and pillage, the little corner shop, Odells the ironmongers where you could get the plough share sharpened :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: etc, etc etc
Hate long boring nothing monologues from middle aged tossers, "been there", "done it", "now if I was you I wouldn't do it like that"...you know the sort....boring prats
Sexual preference - females, but have always said that when I get fed up with women, or they get fed up with me then I'll try men, but not there - yet!
Someone make my day,disprove all the responses to 'whens a newbie a regular' send me a pm, or do I have to earn my spurs first??
lots of love
Risenphoenix
(much too big a grin, trying to hard too make friends) 
and you will go a long way I can see.
:kiss: 
ops: not the sort of thing I usually do...far too macho for that....I just don't know what came over me 
oops sorry Phoenix hijack unintended.....still just think about it.....your from North Midlands, I'm from East midlands...we only need to get two more Phoenix's ...one from west and one from south and we will have the midlands stitched up......this week the midlands.....who knows perhaps the world next
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