Yorkie norfener for sale!

15 Oct 2004

Quote by butters999999
Sarcasm my favourite type of wit!

yey for me... but there are people here better at piss taking... sorry meant sarcasm than me....
i'll send ya a pm.... biggrin

:D :D
anyway... hijack over... spose we better get back to yorkie baiting.. lol
sean xxxxx

15 Oct 2004

here yorkie yorkie yorkie !

15 Oct 2004

Quote by fabio grooverider
spose we better get back to yorkie baiting.. lol
sean xxxxx

Is that a bit like badger baiting but you go after those little dogs with pink bows on their heads?

15 Oct 2004

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

15 Oct 2004

Neil you young good looking slapper you ............are you selliing your bits or is the whole package on offer cool

8-)

15 Oct 2004

Ohhhhhhhhh!
Now I get it!
Yorkie = Neil :doh:
So you are out to trap Neil with a pink bow in his hair??
He would look so cute!

15 Oct 2004

I thought it was truckers hunting chocolate bars redface

15 Oct 2004

Quote by Alexandra
spose we better get back to yorkie baiting.. lol
sean xxxxx

Is that a bit like badger baiting but you go after those little dogs with pink bows on their heads?
Ooooo now there's a good idea. :idea:
Whoever buys Neil should stick him in a fighting pit with a yorkie and we could run a book. wink

15 Oct 2004

Tell you what Neil. As you are a mate I think I will put in a good offer and try and save you from having to cross over them hills.
I would like t' offer One whole bottle of Champagne (slightly drunk)
Two fully grown, house trained goldfish with a suit of batter. Chips included. (slightly eaten)
A four pack of Stella sent via royal mail. (slightly shaken)
A brand new pillow case. (slightly laid on)
And a big hug and a smooch.
I don't want Neil (a fellow Yorkie) to suffer the wraths of upset Lancashire folk.

15 Oct 2004

oh don't mind me will you! you lot just carry on talking amongst yerselves with yer piss taking of all things yorkshire, what do i care? i'll just sit here being all dignified and stuff and just think to me little self water off a ducks back, water off a ducks back! things like that. i mean what's me best bid so far eh? a broken hay-knife, a key-ring in the shape of a shark, a fart in a bag? i'm touched! no i really am! i have broad shoulders, as you can see. strapping shoulders they are! no really just you lot keep it up, see if i care!
<<< breaks down into uncontrollable hysterical weeping . . . . >>>
thanks matt. glad to see someone cares! we gotta stick together us poor yorkies mate!
*sniffs*
neil x x x ;)

15 Oct 2004

the skinny yorkishire run isn't worth more than 1 gold fish and a skinny 1 at that lol

15 Oct 2004

water off a ducks back, water off a ducks back
Who are you calling 'ducks'?
I thought you were from Leeds - not Stoke!

15 Oct 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
i'm touched! no i really am! ....

Oh so you're used goods are you? Prviously enjoyed? One carefull owner (and 40 not so carefull ones)?
I really think some of you who are offering useless cra....... I mean family heirlooms redface

for Neil should be aware of his current condition.
Apparently Gryf Rhys Jones is going to dedicate a whole program to him in the next series of "Restoration".
Ladies and gentlemen, just think on. Before you spend these obviously rediculous amounts on him, how much is it going to cost to have him restored to his former glory (although apparently he was that glorious previously).
Please spend wisely as I doubt very much you will get a grant to aid restoration. sad

15 Oct 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
i'm touched! no i really am! ....

We have suspected that for some time now!

15 Oct 2004

Quote by Alexandra
i'm touched! no i really am! ....

We have suspected that for some time now!
lol

well admitting you have a problem is the first step towards recovery.

15 Oct 2004

Awww poor Neil hun, come to me babe, and you can take shelter within my protective bosom, mmmmm :twisted:
hehehehe

15 Oct 2004

:lol: :lol: :lol:
If it isn't too late, I am prepared to offer SIX, yes SIX goldfish for neilinleeds, plus some water and a tank for the said goldfish to dwell in.....I will make some of the goldfish those pretty ones with long tails if you prefer the pretty ones?
PLEASE sell him to me, I would look after him, honest! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

15 Oct 2004

Eh up Neil (see, making you feel at home my friend),,,,'appen as you'll accept my bid-overly generous as it is-to come and work for me down in Shrophire. Ignore those individuals offering you sexual rewards, it'll only bring you grief. Remember,I can offer you fresh air, honest toil (well, toil, honest), and payment at least once a year (leap year -if you want to be picky). You'll learn lots of skills, vital to the National Economy(feeding pigs,grooming ferrets, digging vegeatable plots, wallpapering farmhouses, wheelbarrow piloting..etc) So, gird your loins my bonny lad, you'll thank me one day. So, pack your suitcase and I'll meet you at Shrewsbury Station.....may I suggest you soak your hands in brine for several days afore ye come....blisters can be so annoying

16 Oct 2004

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
So far Bluexxx has the highest bid!
Now, I wonder how she will take care of you neil????? :shock:
:twisted:
Ooooo the imagination runs in overdrive :shock:

16 Oct 2004

Quote by fem_manc-cpl
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
So far Bluexxx has the highest bid!
Now, I wonder how she will take care of you neil????? :shock:
:twisted:
Ooooo the imagination runs in overdrive :shock:

:eeek: :shock: :scared:
noooooooo please! someone must have 7 goldfish, in a tank or not? don't leave me to blue. you don't know what she'll do to me! well you might have some clue, but it's worse than you could possibly imagine? i'll have to bid for meself. i'm just off down the pet shop!
neil - very very afraid!

16 Oct 2004

Aw, come on Neil.......... let me buy you..... PLEASE!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

16 Oct 2004

Unless there are any higher bids by the time I come back on Sunday, Neil will be sold to Bluexxx. :twisted:
She lives in Lancs and I'm sure she is more than willing to shag the Yorkshire Tea tendancies out of him. :twisted: And he never even celebrated reaching 2000 posts! :shock:
You're right, definately used property. He will be if I sell him to blue! :twisted:
:giggle:
Get those bids in and save him, last chance, bidding closes on Sunday!

16 Oct 2004

If anyone outbids me, I've got more assets in reserve..... neilinleeds WILL be mine! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

17 Oct 2004

Looks like I'm going to win neilinleeds for 6 goldfish lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Hope the bidding ends soon! cool

17 Oct 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Looks like I'm going to win neilinleeds for 6 goldfish :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hope the bidding ends soon!

that will be 6 pretty goldfish a tank and some water Bluexxx! :shock:

17 Oct 2004

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
I'm sooooo looking forward to being the proud owner of neilinleeds........
Off to the pet shop!!!!!!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

17 Oct 2004

Quote by bluexxx
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
I'm sooooo looking forward to being the proud owner of neilinleeds........
Off to the pet shop!!!!!!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

oh well i could think of worse fates. looks like i'll just have to take it like a man eh? rolleyes

less there's any last minute bids, blue is now the owner of one ( slightly used ) neilinleeds? any advance before the hammer comes down then? no?
going once . . . .
neil x x x ;)

17 Oct 2004

The bidding will end tonight at
Take it like man neil! ;) :giggle:
Ohhhh, can I have a copy of the pics too?

17 Oct 2004

noooo goddamit.
someone please save me? i must be worth more than 6 goldfish. if blue gets hold of me thats it, i might not be about any more. all gimnped up in blues cellar and just brought out from time to time for the vilest perversions!
save your neilinleeds! purlease!
neil - very frightened!

17 Oct 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
noooo goddamit.
someone please save me? i must be worth more than 6 goldfish. if blue gets hold of me thats it, i might not be about any more. all gimnped up in blues cellar and just brought out from time to time for the vilest perversions!
save your neilinleeds! purlease!
neil - very frightened!

I might be able to get hold of a shark's tale if that's any good dunno

Probably not, after all, they are going to be pretty goldfish. Sorry Neil, I tried kiss