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Yorkie norfener for sale!
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Quote by fem_manc-cpl
Bidding is officially closed!
So who won the bidding war? Did my last minute attempt to save Neil's arse work? :lol2:
Oi, what's this: I've just crawlwd off my sick bed (and it is very sick) to type some instructions to Neil for getting to Shrewsbury Station! What's this-he's gone!! But he's a delicate soul, he needs fresh air, exercise, good food (once per week)....the country life was waiting for him. Bugger me with a starting handle-he's been whipped from under me nose ( will he be whipped some more I wonder?)
Look Blue, I know you topped my (magnificent ) bid, but I'm willing to do a private deal: you can have mybeloved, my precious, my darling little Jilly-the best ferret that ever ate bread and milk!! (just don't let her near your pet rat
). Just let Neil come to Uncle Agricola...where he belongs, where his dear little heart and soul will be nourished....
A
PS If you can't, do you want to buy the spade, cement mixer, decorating equipment, hardcore, bricks, timber etc that I had bought , just to keep dear Neil 'occupied' during his stay???
Look Blue, I know you topped my (magnificent ) bid, but I'm willing to do a private deal: you can have mybeloved, my precious, my darling little Jilly-the best ferret that ever ate bread and milk!! (just don't let her near your pet rat
). Just let Neil come to Uncle Agricola...where he belongs, where his dear little heart and soul will be nourished....A
PS If you can't, do you want to buy the spade, cement mixer, decorating equipment, hardcore, bricks, timber etc that I had bought , just to keep dear Neil 'occupied' during his stay???
Sex God
YAY!!!! The OFFICIAL Winner!!!!
8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)
Pet shop here I come!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) Pet shop here I come!
:lol: :lol: :lol: Quote by bluexxx
YAY!!!! The OFFICIAL Winner!!!!
Pet shop here I come!
WOOOHOOOO Blue!
You know it was the fact that you offered PRETTY goldfish that clinched it don't you?
Neil - be afraid! Be VERY afraid!
We did try to club together and buy you between the girlies on Saturday night - but the best we could come up with - was a used and broken Pulsatron, a nurses outfit which was too big and a pait of stockings with a hole in the toe!
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
YAY!!!! The OFFICIAL Winner!!!!
SEX shop here I come!
Oh dear Neil.....be afraid, be very afraid.
Blue's just been looking for an excuse to invest in a new 18"er. Apparently the last one was worn away to nothing in less than 6 months :shock: :shock: :shock:
I'll leave ya to it mate
Blue, when's he being delivered? Pre-Satins party or are you taking posession atSatins party? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
Sorry Mate,
I did me best. I was at a zoo through the weekend trying to purchase all fo the goldfish one could ever imagine. That included pretty and not so pretty ones too.
Unfortunately by the time the haggerling had ended over the price the bidding was closed and I couldn't offer to save your precious Yorkshire soul, or your bottom for that matter.
Since I admit defeat I will stand down in the bidding and put my hand up for the DVD copy of the procedures.
May the 18'' er be joined with Neilinleeds. :shock:
Please tell me are you going to change your name now you've moved?
18inchesinneilinbluesdungeon :twisted:
I did me best. I was at a zoo through the weekend trying to purchase all fo the goldfish one could ever imagine. That included pretty and not so pretty ones too.
Unfortunately by the time the haggerling had ended over the price the bidding was closed and I couldn't offer to save your precious Yorkshire soul, or your bottom for that matter.
Since I admit defeat I will stand down in the bidding and put my hand up for the DVD copy of the procedures.
May the 18'' er be joined with Neilinleeds. :shock:
Please tell me are you going to change your name now you've moved?
18inchesinneilinbluesdungeon :twisted:
Sex God
yeah well you lot you just wet yerselves ok? it weren't good enough was it? 18 fecking inches? i'm only ickle me! :mad:
when i'm all rubbered up with a snooker ball in me gob, just say a little prayer for old neilinleeds eh? it was nice knowing you, it really was! adios! :cry:
neilinleeds - maybe gone for quite some time. and possibly gonna be a bit sore!
when i'm all rubbered up with a snooker ball in me gob, just say a little prayer for old neilinleeds eh? it was nice knowing you, it really was! adios! :cry:
neilinleeds - maybe gone for quite some time. and possibly gonna be a bit sore!
Sex God
Proud winner approaches
So..... when does the goldfish-for-neilinleeds change over take place? 8-) 8-)
So..... when does the goldfish-for-neilinleeds change over take place?
8-) 8-) Sex God
ummmmmm!
in about 5 or 6 weeks blue. give me time to get used to the idea. i'll do some stretching exercises, that kinda thing. and say taraa to all me mates!
*sobs*
neil x x x x ;)
in about 5 or 6 weeks blue. give me time to get used to the idea. i'll do some stretching exercises, that kinda thing. and say taraa to all me mates!
*sobs*
neil x x x x ;)
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
ummmmmm!
in about 5 or 6 weeks blue........................... say taraa to all me mates!
*sobs*
neil x x x x ;)
Should only take about 10 mins.
Ta-ra Neil. I'll get Countess and Davej to forward theirs to Blues inbox. 
BLUE! Neil says he's ready now. :twisted:
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sex God
<<< runs in sweating and shakin like a shitin' dog . . . >>>
right! no it's not too late!
just been down the pet shop! neilinleeds bids . . . .
7 neons
2 goldfish
1 guppy
1 shark ( small )
1 dolphin ( small fishy non-mammalian variety )
1 tank ( with filters, and one o' them thermomomometer thingumbobs )
some coral
bag of weeds
plastic castle
there! beat that! hee heeeeee i saved meself! knew i couldn't rely on you lot! evil you are! you just want piccies and anims and stuff! well sod that fer a game of soldiers!
sorry blue maybe next time!
neilinleeds - proud owner of neilinleeds! ha! :P
((( what you feckin' mean the biddings closed? bollox! )))
right! no it's not too late!
just been down the pet shop! neilinleeds bids . . . .
7 neons
2 goldfish
1 guppy
1 shark ( small )
1 dolphin ( small fishy non-mammalian variety )
1 tank ( with filters, and one o' them thermomomometer thingumbobs )
some coral
bag of weeds
plastic castle
there! beat that! hee heeeeee i saved meself! knew i couldn't rely on you lot! evil you are! you just want piccies and anims and stuff! well sod that fer a game of soldiers!
sorry blue maybe next time!
neilinleeds - proud owner of neilinleeds! ha! :P
((( what you feckin' mean the biddings closed? bollox! )))
Farewell Neil (waves white (well, slightly off-white and snotty) hanky) at Neil as the train pulls slowly away from Leeds Station heading for Manchester Piccadilly.
It has been nice knowing you.
I'll come each week and place a flower of remembrance in the cafe!!!!!!!
Good luck my friend ......
Alex x
It has been nice knowing you.
I'll come each week and place a flower of remembrance in the cafe!!!!!!!
Good luck my friend ......
Alex x
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
<<< runs in sweating and shakin like a shitin' dog . . . >>>
right! no it's not too late!
just been down the pet shop! neilinleeds bids . . . .
7 neons
2 goldfish
1 guppy
1 shark ( small )
1 dolphin ( small fishy non-mammalian variety )
1 tank ( with filters, and one o' them thermomomometer thingumbobs )
some coral
bag of weeds
plastic castle
there! beat that! hee heeeeee i saved meself! knew i couldn't rely on you lot! evil you are! you just want piccies and anims and stuff! well sod that fer a game of soldiers!
sorry blue maybe next time!
neilinleeds - proud owner of neilinleeds! ha! :P
((( what you feckin' mean the biddings closed? bollox! )))
Not a bad offer Neil.............. shame it's only about 24 hours too late.
:lol: :lol: Looks like the live webcast of Neils initiation is still on. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
Congratulations!
I am delighted to inform all the bidders
Bluexxxis now the
proud owner of
neilinleeds!
artist's impression of neil's new outfit
Transfer of the newly named
neilinbluesdungeon
will take place on the evening of
Wednesday 20th October 2004
Payment: 6 pretty goldfish, tank and water
Returns accepted within the 2month trial period.
:giggle:
I am delighted to inform all the bidders
Bluexxxis now the
proud owner of
neilinleeds!
artist's impression of neil's new outfit
Transfer of the newly named
neilinbluesdungeon
will take place on the evening of
Wednesday 20th October 2004
Payment: 6 pretty goldfish, tank and water
Returns accepted within the 2month trial period.
:giggle:
Sex God
Quote by fem_manc-cpl
Returns accepted within the 2month trial period.
:giggle:
Fem he is going to Blue, :twisted: there is going to be nothing left to return!
Sex God
Quote by davej
Returns accepted within the 2month trial period.
:giggle:
Fem he is going to Blue, :twisted: there is going to be nothing left to return!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Really????? :shock:
Nahhhh, he'll be fine! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
You know Blues only bid on Neil 'cos her last gimp split don't you? :shock: :shock: :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: Sex God
Its a real shame easy, I was wanting to sit and have a chat with him at the Notts munch and Ive just got a feeling that all we are going to see is neil sitting in a corner with :shock: expression on his face unable to answer.
Sex God
Aw, come on guys.... I will allow neilinleeds (ooops, neilinbluesdungeon) to attend the Notts munch . I am in the process of drawing up a list of his daily duties but I will make sure he gets the whole evening of the 30th Oct off...... not cos I'm kind, but I'm going to a 60th birthday party and I can't very well turn up with a slave in a gimp mask on a lead, can I! :shock: :shock: :shock: I promise that I will take care of my new purchase in a kind and humane manner 8-) 8-) 8-) .
. I am in the process of drawing up a list of his daily duties but I will make sure he gets the whole evening of the 30th Oct off...... not cos I'm kind, but I'm going to a 60th birthday party and I can't very well turn up with a slave in a gimp mask on a lead, can I! :shock: :shock: :shock: I promise that I will take care of my new purchase in a kind and humane manner 8-) 8-) 8-) . Quote by davej
Its a real shame easy, I was wanting to sit and have a chat with him at the Notts munch and Ive just got a feeling that all we are going to see is neil sitting in a corner with :shock: expression on his face unable to answer.
:lol: :lol: :lol: well you never know we might get more sense out of him with a ping pong ball in his mouth and a mask on
:roll: oh but neil I did want you (in them red boots :twisted: )so you could do my ironing but easy had other ideas so I thought you were safer with Blue
Sex God
Quote by davej
Its a real shame easy, I was wanting to sit and have a chat with him at the Notts munch and Ive just got a feeling that all we are going to see is neil sitting in a corner with :shock: expression on his face unable to answer.
SITTING?????? I doubt very much he'll be sitting.
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
Aw, come on guys.... I will allow neilinleeds (ooops, neilinbluesdungeon) to attend the Notts munch
Good stuff! After you give him back temporarily for the evening, esp after a whole week and a halfs worth of usage :shock: I very much doubt he'd be able to move let alone sit!
~~~ has slight pangs of guilt for what she has done to poor little neil ~~~
