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You dont get these at McDonalds

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do u want one kaz
Thats from the Puppetry of the Penis, a very funny and eye watering stage show and video.
Go watch the video! :eeek:
not an easy task to be done alot of practice
I just tried it !!
Who ordered the Cheese Burger??? :shock: :shock: confused :? :? :? wink
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I just tried it !!
Who ordered the Cheese Burger??? :shock: :shock: confused :? :? :? wink

Urrrgh, that's gross, that is.
I'll have the cheesy bugger BTW redface
lol looks more edible than the burgers @ my local maccys
Yummy :evil2:
I tried that once; she said "That's no good, I ordered a Whopper!" confused
Quote by Ice Pie
I tried that once; she said "That's no good, I ordered a Whopper!" confused

Could have been worse Ice she could have asked for flame grilled :shock:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I just tried it !!
Who ordered the Cheese Burger??? :shock: :shock: confused :? :? :? wink

I said 'NO' green pickle! :shock:
lol
Are you sure that is mustard? confused
Quote by PoloLady
I just tried it !!
Who ordered the Cheese Burger??? :shock: :shock: confused :? :? :? wink

I said 'NO' green pickle! :shock:
lol
Well how about some special sauce instead then?
OMG and on a Sunday morning as well...
Does it come with any extras or go large for 30p?
Kaz what will you come up with next rolleyes
Quote by Sarah1448
OMG and on a Sunday morning as well...
Does it come with any extras or go large for 30p?
Kaz what will you come up with next rolleyes

lol :lol: :lol: for all those VWE guys go large must come as standard :lol: :lol:
NO cheese please Sgt Bilko :gagged: :mrgreen:
Just for you Sarah 'And one for the boys' :lol:
I got a fly on my mcflap. Do they come as standard too?
she ordered a humberger and got hair in it-
Quote by azappo04
she ordered a humberger and got hair in it-

its the uncooked juices you have to be careful about biggrin :D :D lol :lol: :lol:
That must hurt !!!!! sad
Ok Kaz
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Mc Flaps.
I was gonna say "I don't remember giving them permission for that." Then looked again. No, not mine.
Mine have kinda fallen further out of the bun.
I would love fries with that and mayo .. but i'm just a pig wink
After following the instructions to the letter, I have to say that I have managed to fashion my scoobies into a very passable egg Mcmufin, just like the picture, with the only exception being that mine appears to be on seseme seeded buns, however I am now taking anti biotics to clear up this unfortunate rash and when it's gone I will try again and proudly post the picture.
Mrs davej felt that this type of erotic body art, left her at a disadvantage and was a tad put out until I persuaded her to apply some cheap fake tan to her arse cheeks and then clench them together hard. She is now the proud impersonator of two very large, thick skinned, navel oranges.
Quote by davej
After following the instructions to the letter, I have to say that I have managed to fashion my scoobies into a very passable egg Mcmufin, just like the picture, with the only exception being that mine appears to be on seseme seeded buns, however I am now taking anti biotics to clear up this unfortunate rash and when it's gone I will try again and proudly post the picture.
Mrs davej felt that this type of erotic body art, left her at a disadvantage and was a tad put out until I persuaded her to apply some cheap fake tan to her arse cheeks and then clench them together hard. She is now the proud impersonator of two very large, thick skinned, navel oranges.

rotflmao
5th Rule of Physics : "When the skin on testicles goes shiny, water comes out of the eyes".
Quote by westerross
After following the instructions to the letter, I have to say that I have managed to fashion my scoobies into a very passable egg Mcmufin, just like the picture, with the only exception being that mine appears to be on seseme seeded buns, however I am now taking anti biotics to clear up this unfortunate rash and when it's gone I will try again and proudly post the picture.
Mrs davej felt that this type of erotic body art, left her at a disadvantage and was a tad put out until I persuaded her to apply some cheap fake tan to her arse cheeks and then clench them together hard. She is now the proud impersonator of two very large, thick skinned, navel oranges.

rotflmao
5th Rule of Physics : "When the skin on testicles goes shiny, water comes out of the eyes".
you can do an onion :shock: .....I'm impressed.
Quote by Vix
Mc Flaps.
I was gonna say "I don't remember giving them permission for that." Then looked again. No, not mine.
Mine have kinda fallen further out of the bun.

But your lettuce and tomatoes are much fresher...
Quote by marmalaid
Mc Flaps.
I was gonna say "I don't remember giving them permission for that." Then looked again. No, not mine.
Mine have kinda fallen further out of the bun.

But your lettuce and tomatoes are much fresher...
That's not really saying much, is it?
Quote by kazswallows
OMG and on a Sunday morning as well...
Does it come with any extras or go large for 30p?
Kaz what will you come up with next rolleyes

lol :lol: :lol: for all those VWE guys go large must come as standard :lol: :lol:
NO cheese please Sgt Bilko :gagged: :mrgreen:
Just for you Sarah 'And one for the boys' :lol:

Thats more like it, juicy and mouthwatering! :smitten:
Quote by Vix
Mc Flaps.
I was gonna say "I don't remember giving them permission for that." Then looked again. No, not mine.
Mine have kinda fallen further out of the bun.

Perhaps your in need of some gentlemans relish..? :rascal: