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You find out who your real friends are.... when

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Feeling bored with writing I thought I'd take a break and ask this question.
You find out who your real friends are... when.
I'll start it off with :-
When your 50 miles from a hospital and you get bitten on arse by a Rattlesnake.
Harry0
you get a rose thorn stuck in your tit and you need someone to suck it out dunno
was that you were thinking of Harry?
Dawn :silly:
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you get a rose thorn stuck in your tit and you need someone to suck it out dunno
was that you were thinking of Harry?
Dawn :silly:

I know which of the two choices I'd go for Dawn. lol. rolleyes
Harry0
when......................
you need an enema.. but only have short arms!
:shock:
When you can't quite reach that huge spot that needs to get burst.....
Gill & Del x
when you've broken both arms and you want a wank? dunno
Dawn :silly:
LOL, when you break both arms and need a no2 redface
Gill & Del x
when you have been sick all over the place and it needs cleaning, but you're way too ill to do it yourself.........
When your secret underground military complex is overrun by zombies and you're down to your last round of ammo.
Quote by Dawn_Mids
when you've broken both arms and you want a wank? dunno
Dawn :silly:

Been there, it was two broken wrists. Oooooow Oooooow
Could'nt wipe my arse or do anything for myself. :shock:
Quote by Re-Lapse
Been there, it was two broken wrists. Oooooow Oooooow
Could'nt wipe my arse or do anything for myself. :shock:

TMI, lol
when you are going to be sick and need someone to hold your hair back, and then ...
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when you have been sick all over the place and it needs cleaning, but you're way too ill to do it yourself.........
yes, someone to hold your hair back is a good friend.
someone who gives you a hug when you have raging PMT.
Quote by Marya
when you are going to be sick and need someone to hold your hair back, and then ...when you have been sick all over the place and it needs cleaning, but you're way too ill to do it yourself.........

... and then, they stay the night with you 'cos they are worried you'll choke on your own vomit.
Thankyou, Alex_Female xxx
Quote by Marya
when you are going to be sick and need someone to hold your hair back, and then ...when you have been sick all over the place and it needs cleaning, but you're way too ill to do it yourself.........

... and then, they stay the night with you 'cos they are worried you'll choke on your own vomit.
Thankyou, Alex_Female xxx
And then they kiss you... even tho you taste of vom...
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LOL, when you break both arms and need a no2 redface
Gill & Del x

Ok I must be sad, I read this as N2O2, or laughing gas to uninitiated. With both arms broken you would really want this stuff (We chewed through 2 bottles on various people at the weekend, with various smashed bones)
As for real friends, they the ones you know will be there for you at 3am when it has all gone wrong. They will come and get you if your wife has locked you out, watch the other kid if you had to rush one to hospital, deliver the spare key in the rain, and just be there for you, as you are for them.
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You find out who your real friends are... when.

when you see the size of my bloody phone bills!
Dawn :silly:
They stand up for you even when your wrong...or being ditzy (Thats me!!!)
they phone to see how YOU are..... , they say "sorry" ......, they tell you off and you don't hold it as a grudge or brood about it for days.......
when youv'e honked up after a nite on the beer and threw your false teeth out and into the toilet and someone fishes them out for you and cleans them
i did that for a friend erghhhhhh
but thats what friends are for lol
They come out to sit with your kids when the car has broken down at 1 am and Ian needed to come get me.
Dawn :silly:
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when youv'e honked up after a nite on the beer and threw your false teeth out and into the toilet and someone fishes them out for you and cleans them
i did that for a friend erghhhhhh
but thats what friends are for lol

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Now thats what i call a friend
Now where did i put me false teeth!
:shock:
....when they drive 200 miles to see you, then spend the night babysitting and watching Disney videos all night :rose:
When you suddenly and unexpectedly fall on hard times