Poor EagerSlut is laid up ill in bed
I felt sure I'd log in and see a serious case of 'skivitus' and 'postitus'......but no, he really must be ill
Not one post today!!!!Get well soon Eager
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You know he's poorly when..
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Quote by naughtynymphos1
Have you got "man-flu" Eager? Hope you are feeling better soon....
all the best matey!
if hes got the man flu he'll be gone for weeks :lol2:
get well soon ES
Serious stuff,(to a bloke)!
Why am i grouchy, tired, and upset,
and why cant i cheer up like others i've met
who go on their way as though walking on air
smiling, and humming with nary a care
I feel shunned by my colleagues, family, and friends
whose cursory greetings soon come to an end
they won't come for tea, or stop by for a chat,
but cross over the road, and away from my flat
Is it 'cos i'm ratty, or my jokes are so bad?
is my aftershave chronic, or my clothes really sad?
I am getting a complex, and i just can't work out
what is causing my anguish as i go about?
My close friends won't see me, and it's getting me down
i can't lift my spirits, or shake off my frown
all i can do is to cough, sneeze, and moan
i suppose that's the reason i'm left all alone
I should show my mettle, be macho, and tough,
(but it's hard to be manly when feeling so rough)
and never show weakness, striving never to fold,
but this is quite different, i'm a bloke with a COLD!!!
:therethere:
cc_7up
Get well soon Eagerslut.
Sex God
Thank you everyone
I've taken to my bed but I am keeping half an eye cocked on you all in here. Just don't feel much like joining in
:( :(
I've taken to my bed but I am keeping half an eye cocked on you all in here. Just don't feel much like joining in
:( :( 
:thumbup: 
Sex God
Eager :therethere:
Im sorry to here your feeling ill Im sure kitty will take care of you 
Hope you feel better soon, you are missed :rose: :bounce:
I know its crap being ill in bed :( but have fun under your eager duvet
Big hugs H, red
XXXXXXXXXXX
Ps, Get well pressie in PM :wink:
Im sorry to here your feeling ill Im sure kitty will take care of you Hope you feel better soon, you are missed :rose: :bounce:
I know its crap being ill in bed :( but have fun under your eager duvet
Big hugs H, red
XXXXXXXXXXX
Ps, Get well pressie in PM :wink:
Sex God
Quote by EnglishChris99
I seem to have the man flu too
Man flu, my :kissmyarse: its only a cold.
Big girls the lot of you :violin:
Sex God
Quote by HornyRed
I seem to have the man flu too
Man flu, my :kissmyarse: its only a cold.
Big girls the lot of you :violin:
that is SOOOOOO unfair. i had that man flu last week as well. talk about deaths door!
and red, i know all about gem gossipping and banging on about how i sounded like a lame kitten on the bleeding phone. i was poorly, and in need of comfort.
ES you ignore 'em mate. no sympathy this lot! :therethere:
neil x x x ;)
Quote by neilinleeds
I seem to have the man flu too
Man flu, my :kissmyarse: its only a cold.
Big girls the lot of you :violin:
that is SOOOOOO unfair. i had that man flu last week as well. talk about deaths door!
and red, i know all about gem gossipping and banging on about how i sounded like a lame kitten on the bleeding phone. i was poorly, and in need of comfort.
ES you ignore 'em mate. no sympathy this lot! :therethere:
neil x x x ;)
Quite right mate you ignore the bitchy comments, 'cos when they get pmt, they get away with murder,(literally)
:lol: :lol: (where's me crash helmet when i need it quick )
:eeek: :scared: 
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Sex God
We have ways and means of testing if it's man flu or if you're really poorly! :smug:
Me: hi how you doing?
Neil: <sniff> Ooo, I'm ok I s'pose <sniff> I'm just abit <cough> <cough> ill right now <sniff>
Me: Oh, poor lamb....
Male: Hiya mate, hows you?
You: Alright mate, not too bad, you know.... had a bit of a cold going on but I'm getting there.
MAN FLU! Bingo! you get caught!
<shakes head at the naive and silly boys>
:therethere: Neil... you'll be better soon...
Same for you Eager! :therethere::lol: Gem. x
Warming the Bed
Quote by sharon_2005
Get well soon EagerSlut
The forums ain't quite the same withough seeing your post's in it
Sorry for the blatant thread hi-jack (oh, yeah, get well soon ES - I've just had man-flu and girls just don't understand the pain we go through!!!!!!
) but sharon_2005: Is that kind of picture fair? Everytime I see your signature I lose track of what I was going to say :giggle: :giggle: Sex God
It's as much as I can do to poke the refresh button every now and then. Too poorly to do much else :( :(
:( :( Sex God
<<<<<<<<< doesn't do sympathy shags!
;)
Awww, poor Eager :therethere: get better soon....
huggle and cuggles and squishme's and hotwater bottles winging their way.
<shudder>
Ugh... right that's my portion of "nice" used up for today.
:lol: Gem. x
;)
Awww, poor Eager :therethere: get better soon....
huggle and cuggles and squishme's and hotwater bottles winging their way.
<shudder>
Ugh... right that's my portion of "nice" used up for today.
:lol: Gem. x
