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Quote by Sarah
You know when it is not right/...............................
When no matter what you cannot do right for doing wrong.....................................
you know its not right when everything your doing is oh sooooo right :smitten: and you get told your not like the others
ok here come my prejudices
on a serious note (lmao) to save time & energy if I see any of these things I conclude ITS NOT RIGHT
I conclude its not right if:
the 1st chat online is full of hun & babe
the 1st conversation is sleazy
there is pressure to do cybersex straight away
once ive arranged to meet someone who lives less than 5 mins away they are asking 4 proof there will be sex on 1st meet
there is no webcam or face pic
they ask 'what are you wearing'
they are bossy & pushy
they want to know who ive been having sex with
I conclude there is potential if:
the 1st chat is friendly & fun
I'm treated like a beautiful lady & potential friend
they put webcam on
there is no sleaze
and a few other things
on a serious note (lmao) to save time & energy if I see any of these things I conclude ITS NOT RIGHT
I conclude its not right if:
the 1st chat online is full of hun & babe
the 1st conversation is sleazy
there is pressure to do cybersex straight away
once ive arranged to meet someone who lives less than 5 mins away they are asking 4 proof there will be sex on 1st meet
there is no webcam or face pic
they ask 'what are you wearing'
they are bossy & pushy
they want to know who ive been having sex with
I conclude there is potential if:
the 1st chat is friendly & fun
I'm treated like a beautiful lady & potential friend
they put webcam on
there is no sleaze
and a few other things
Orgasminator
You know it's not right when you get to a couple's house and they tell you......
The kids are asleep, there's beer and food in the fridge and we'll be back about 2am
The kids are asleep, there's beer and food in the fridge and we'll be back about 2am
i knew it wasnt right when...
- the female half of the couple i was playing with got up off the bed and went and locked herself in the bathroom..... :shock:
- they sent me a 3 page email thanking me for my services......
- she followed to me to the toilet half an hour after arriving and said "shall we start now then, times getting on"
- the female half of the couple i was playing with got up off the bed and went and locked herself in the bathroom..... :shock:
- they sent me a 3 page email thanking me for my services......
- she followed to me to the toilet half an hour after arriving and said "shall we start now then, times getting on"
Master of Sex
You know its not right when.....
......... You realise when you actually meet them that their pic on their profile is about 2 years old :shock:
......... The porn on the DVD is actually better and goes on for longer than what you are doing on the bed (or did) :shock:
......... You realise when you actually meet them that their pic on their profile is about 2 years old :shock:
......... The porn on the DVD is actually better and goes on for longer than what you are doing on the bed (or did) :shock:
Quote by southukcouple
You know its not right when.....
......... You realise when you actually meet them that their pic on their profile is about 2 years old :shock:
......... :
Be glad if it was only two years old, some time back got chattting to a couple who said they were in their 'mid 40's', even sent pics...then we saw them on cam....would say more likely they were 'born in the mid 40's'. Still, guess the cam helped then?
Sex God
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
You know it's not right when....
The "wife's" pics are on the first page of google image "women" search
Have you met Countess?
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
You know it's not right when
He invites you round to his place for a special night for 2 and tells you he wants to share something meaningful in his life with you..
And it turns out you'll be watching "The road to The Valley - The Charlton Athletic Story" :doh:
Dammie you old romantic.
I've told you before, save the DVD for the third date mate. Don't want to appear too keen. :thumbup: :lol: Quote by dambuster
You know it's not quite right when you're doing it doggy ( :giggle: ) and he pulls her hard from from the waist or hips and pushes his hips forward and it causes her to arch her back - the wrong way.
Not quite right - but feckin good for the ego sometimes
Some of us don't have to be doing it "doggy" mate. :P :lol:
Quote by easy
You know it's not right when
He invites you round to his place for a special night for 2 and tells you he wants to share something meaningful in his life with you..
And it turns out you'll be watching "The road to The Valley - The Charlton Athletic Story" :doh:
Dammie you old romantic.
I've told you before, save the DVD for the third date mate. Don't want to appear too keen. :thumbup: :lol: :shock: Me - have a football DVD ?????????? You're havin a tin baff aintchya ???
She had to buy me a "football song" record for xmas so I could learn some songs and chants for the world cup
Quote by dambuster
You know it's not quite right when you're doing it doggy ( :giggle: ) and he pulls her hard from from the waist or hips and pushes his hips forward and it causes her to arch her back - the wrong way.
Not quite right - but feckin good for the ego sometimes
Some of us don't have to be doing it "doggy" mate. :P :lol:
Don't laff at me cos I'm fool (with a small cock)
Quote by dambuster
You know it's not right when
He invites you round to his place for a special night for 2 and tells you he wants to share something meaningful in his life with you..
And it turns out you'll be watching "The road to The Valley - The Charlton Athletic Story" :doh:
Dammie you old romantic.
I've told you before, save the DVD for the third date mate. Don't want to appear too keen. :thumbup: :lol: :shock: Me - have a football DVD ?????????? You're havin a tin baff aintchya ???
She had to buy me a "football song" record for xmas so I could learn some songs and chants dor the world cup
Quote by dambuster
You know it's not quite right when you're doing it doggy ( :giggle: ) and he pulls her hard from from the waist or hips and pushes his hips forward and it causes her to arch her back - the wrong way.
Not quite right - but feckin good for the ego sometimes
Some of us don't have to be doing it "doggy" mate. :P :lol:
Don't laff at me cos I'm fool (with a small cock)
Havn't had a Norman Wisdom line around here for a while
Sex God
Quote by da69ve
You know its not right......
when you turn up to a meet and find your parents waiting there! :shock:
That, is oh so close to home…………….
:shock: Stormwalker
Hello Mum and Dad in-law.........
something not right happened to me tonight. I was at the club just to socialise because its THAT week in the month & on 2 occassions 2 different guys approached me & when I explained one said......well you can still use your mouth cant you? & the other said I was hoping you'd give me a blow job.
Am i wrong to feel pissed off at being talked to like that?
Am i wrong to feel pissed off at being talked to like that?
Quote by DeviousLiasons
You know its not right when......
.... they invite you back to their place.... there are piles of dirty clothes dotted around, empty crisp packets on the floor, the grill pan is on the work surface and its about an inch thick with burnt on crap, you dont need to ask where the bathroom is cos you can smell it.....
roflmao :giggle:
Quote by lets_kiss
something not right happened to me tonight. I was at the club just to socialise because its THAT week in the month & on 2 occassions 2 different guys approached me & when I explained one said......well you can still use your mouth cant you? & the other said I was hoping you'd give me a blow job.
Am i wrong to feel pissed off at being talked to like that?
No honey, you are certainly not wrong. What disrespectful utter twats :taz:
Master of Sex
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
You know its not right when you go to meet a single guy but a single bi female turns up instead :twisted:
Ok was dreaming
Shaz x
:lol: still dreaming Shaz?
