You know it's not right when....

3 May 2006

Quote by Darkfire
something not right happened to me tonight. I was at the club just to socialise because its THAT week in the month & on 2 occassions 2 different guys approached me & when I explained one said......well you can still use your mouth cant you? & the other said I was hoping you'd give me a blow job.
Am i wrong to feel pissed off at being talked to like that?

No honey, you are certainly not wrong. What disrespectful utter twats :taz:
aww sweety xxxxxxxx me loves dogs too :angel:

3 May 2006

:D even bitches on heat??
:rascal: rotflmao

4 May 2006

Quote by lets_kiss
something not right happened to me tonight. I was at the club just to socialise because its THAT week in the month & on 2 occassions 2 different guys approached me & when I explained one said......well you can still use your mouth cant you? & the other said I was hoping you'd give me a blow job.
Am i wrong to feel pissed off at being talked to like that?

No honey, you are certainly not wrong. What disrespectful utter twats :taz:
aww sweety xxxxxxxx me loves dogs too :angel:
According to the way that was said, in many clubs that could be reportable. 'No' is very definitely meant to be 'No'.
I think too many of us are too polite with 'unwanted attention' in clubs...these days anyone who tried to grope me 'uninvited', for example, gets reported to the management. Men should realise just because you are playing with a few guys in a club it doesn't mean you are a free for all for everyone.
mad

:x

4 May 2006

Quote by da69ve
You know its not right......
when you turn up to a meet and find your parents waiting there! :shock:

omg roflmao

5 Jul 2006

What a brilliant thread that ran before I joined but I have really enjoyed it... the original creator just placed a link to it in another thread so now I'm bringing it back to life!
You know it's not right when:
You email etc, get on well, then both agree to go on cam to prove that you are both female. And what you see is a blurry image of a huge bloke who thinks he can pull the wool over my eyes and convince me he's female! redface

(John Prescott in a netball uniform would have been more convincing!)
Needless to say I usually opt for the phone chat option these days!

5 Jul 2006

You know itâ€™s not right when you make friends online with a single bi-fem, finally arrange a meet for a coffee, a stunning young woman turns up who engages you both with intelligent and witty conversation, you feel everyone has clicked and she happily agrees to a further meet for fun which leaves you both salivating, and on walking out of the restaurant turns to you and says â€œoh by the way, Iâ€™m an Escort and the evening will cost
:shock: :shock: mad

5 Jul 2006

I'm loving this post, but it's taking me soo long to read it cos I'm laughing so much, that I haven't got round to posting a proper related reply yet, lol!
you can safely say nearly all the ones I've read have happened to us in our short time here so far hehehehe!
back soon....
maz xx

5 Jul 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
You know itâ€™s not right when you make friends online with a single bi-fem, finally arrange a meet for a coffee, a stunning young woman turns up who engages you both with intelligent and witty conversation, you feel everyone has clicked and she happily agrees to a further meet for fun which leaves you both salivating, and on walking out of the restaurant turns to you and says â€œoh by the way, Iâ€™m an Escort and the evening will cost
:shock: :shock:

:shock: Was that someone from SH Pete? If so surely that must be against the rules, even if her ad doesn't mention money changing hands, if you've set up a meet using details obtained from here. Maybe you should have a word with a mod or admin.

5 Jul 2006

You know it's not right when .....
both members of the couple have an Adam's apple. :shock:

5 Jul 2006

you know its not right
when you get a text from a guy you are meeting saying he wants to bring his mate along

5 Jul 2006

Quote by Alleyson
You know itâ€™s not right when you make friends online with a single bi-fem, finally arrange a meet for a coffee, a stunning young woman turns up who engages you both with intelligent and witty conversation, you feel everyone has clicked and she happily agrees to a further meet for fun which leaves you both salivating, and on walking out of the restaurant turns to you and says â€œoh by the way, Iâ€™m an Escort and the evening will cost
:shock: :shock:

:shock: Was that someone from SH Pete? If so surely that must be against the rules, even if her ad doesn't mention money changing hands, if you've set up a meet using details obtained from here. Maybe you should have a word with a mod or admin.
Hi Alleyson
I am happy to report that this particular contact was not from this site biggrin

serves us right really rolleyes

5 Jul 2006

You know its not right when - you meet a guy for coffee and he says, in the middle of Costa Coffee, I've just bought a new strap on, do you want to be the first to try it on me?
And then takes it out of the bag to show you.
rotflmao

Funny now, but at the time mortally embarrassing!!

5 Jul 2006

You know it's not right when you arrange to meet someone and his Mum phones you to say he can't come now as he's not feeling well :shock:
I kid you not! rotflmao

5 Jul 2006

Quote by Alleyson
You know it's not right when you arrange to meet someone and his Mum phones you to say he can't come now as he's not feeling well :shock:
I kid you not!

it wasn't me :shock:

8 Jul 2006

you know it's not right when you're playing with a guy and he says that you should do whatever you have to do to get off, and then he'd enjoy it more as he wouldn't have to worry about making you cum.
hello, can you hear yourself?

8 Jul 2006

Quote by markz
You know it's not right when you arrange to meet someone and his Mum phones you to say he can't come now as he's not feeling well :shock:
I kid you not!

it wasn't me :shock:
liar liar pants on fire ! :giggle:

8 Jul 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
You know it's not right when you arrange to meet someone and his Mum phones you to say he can't come now as he's not feeling well :shock:
I kid you not!

it wasn't me :shock:
liar liar pants on fire ! :giggle:
Do you know something I don't Sassy? wink

Markz ..... have you been ill recently?? :shock:

8 Jul 2006

Quote by Alleyson
You know it's not right when you arrange to meet someone and his Mum phones you to say he can't come now as he's not feeling well :shock:
I kid you not!

it wasn't me :shock:
liar liar pants on fire ! :giggle:
Do you know something I don't Sassy? wink

Markz ..... have you been ill recently?? :shock:
yes but I am on medication rolleyes

9 Jul 2006

Quote by markz
You know it's not right when you arrange to meet someone and his Mum phones you to say he can't come now as he's not feeling well :shock:
I kid you not!

it wasn't me :shock:
liar liar pants on fire ! :giggle:
Do you know something I don't Sassy? wink

Markz ..... have you been ill recently?? :shock:
yes but I am on medication rolleyes

Ah but does your Mum know?

9 Jul 2006

You know it's not right when the guy you have arranged to have a 'drink' with text's you to ask "are you sure you won't want to fuck"
When you reply saying "why?" he informs you... " I am weighing up my options, some other bird wants to meet me and I think she is up for it"

9 Jul 2006

You know somethings not right when.....
Your chatting to the male half of a cpl who are seeking a single bi fem and after a while he informs you that his wife will let another fem do anything to her but won't do anything back... so you tell him well thats not really what your looking for.....
..... So three days later...... they msn you and invite you round

12 Jul 2006

You know its not right when....
1) You meet a couple for drinks to see how you get on and the guy has one leg and failed to mention that little piece of information in previous chat (NO..the meet did not go ahead)
2) 1 day before the meet, they guy in the couple confides in me for some reason that when he was 13 he played with a dog (NO..the meet did not go ahead)
3) When you chat to a 'couple' online (this was in the old days of the private chat rooms) and the guy sends you pics of you which are supposed to be his 'wife' (Put me off swinging for ages)
4) People haven't even bothered to have a f****** shower before a meet (Asked nicely to f*** off)
5) The guy turning up for an mmf 'forgot to bring condoms' (Asked nicely to f*** off)
ah the joys of this game....

12 Jul 2006

You know it aint right when you agree to meet the straight couple and he turns up dressed in leather with a huge moustache and she has abottle of lube and a video camera!! Gulp!

13 Jul 2006

You know it ain't right when you're beatiful companion for the evening begins a racist rant about the poor underpaid waiter, which is ended with the phrase" well at least he aint gay".... mad

13 Jul 2006

Quote by girlonamission
You know its not right when....
2) 1 day before the meet, they guy in the couple confides in me for some reason that when he was 13 he played with a dog (NO..the meet did not go ahead)
ah the joys of this game....

:laughabove:
hun, you wouldnt believe how many times this has happened to me !! apparently in person I'm 'real easy to talk to' yadda yadda...... and some of the stuff people have 'opened up' to me about during the first coffee meet have left me gobsmacked : :
there was ....lets call him 'Nigel', who confided in me that he'd been having sex with his sister from the age of 14 :shock: ......
then there was 'Colin' who wanted to see me play with his snake because he 'could see that in me when i walked in' :shock: - and we're not talking the trouser variety here :shock: ......
and a few more I'm not even going to admit to lol

cos it gives me a complex that I actually attract these people :shock: :scared:
but these days when someone utters the words 'oh i feel like i could talk to you about anything'........ I'm out the door bolt

13 Jul 2006

you know it not right when you meet in the hotel and not only has this "single female" been drinking for quite a while, while your in the middle of some excellent sex, her HUSBAND phones and they have a row! She hangs up on him, when i ask where does he think she is, she says don't worry I'm doing this because he shagged my sister!!!!!!!
bolt

Is that the time? Wow, i have a meeting! Oh yes, my business insists on being available 24 hours a day wink

13 Jul 2006

you know it aint right when a lovely woman contacts you and after 2 PMs (short concise boundary setting Pms') tells you that she loves you and wants to leave her husband for you.......
needless to say there was no meet.
rolleyes

:roll: :roll: :roll:

13 Jul 2006

Quote by Darkfire
You know its not right when....
2) 1 day before the meet, they guy in the couple confides in me for some reason that when he was 13 he played with a dog (NO..the meet did not go ahead)
ah the joys of this game....

:laughabove:
hun, you wouldnt believe how many times this has happened to me !! apparently in person I'm 'real easy to talk to' yadda yadda...... and some of the stuff people have 'opened up' to me about during the first coffee meet have left me gobsmacked : :
there was ....lets call him 'Nigel', who confided in me that he'd been having sex with his sister from the age of 14 :shock: ......
then there was 'Colin' who wanted to see me play with his snake because he 'could see that in me when i walked in' :shock: - and we're not talking the trouser variety here :shock: ......
and a few more I'm not even going to admit to lol

cos it gives me a complex that I actually attract these people :shock: :scared:
but these days when someone utters the words 'oh i feel like i could talk to you about anything'........ I'm out the door bolt

thats if you ever let someone else get a word in edgeways.....
:bolt:

13 Jul 2006

You know its not right when a CD messages you asking you to do him with your strap on to help him become more submissive and girly :crazy: - you might like wearing ladies clothes but surely that doesn't have any effect on your eyesight to prevent you reading our profile!!
Anyway, I think he was to femme for us, we like em more rough and tumble :grin:

13 Jul 2006

You know its not right when:
After a couple of meets involving some very pleasant and adventurous sex, the lady in question professes undying love. Followed by months of texts and increasingly frantic E mails. Play Misty for Me? Eastwood had it easy.