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Quote by seasider
You know it's not right when as a single male every single female on the site messages you wanting to meet up - then you realise you are dreaming :happy:
My dreams are a lot more vivid than that :twisted: though they do involve a lot of the SH ladies
btw, is that another 'Frank' avatar?
Sexlightened
There are some very funny things in this thread, but some very worrying things, too. My biggest fear in life is to be lumbered with another bunny-boiler, and there seem to be a few of them lurking out there!
My example would be… You know it’s not right when a couple send a “Meet tonight†message, but when told that a) there was not enough notice and b) she wasn’t what I was looking for, they called me a timewaster.
My example would be… You know it’s not right when a couple send a “Meet tonight†message, but when told that a) there was not enough notice and b) she wasn’t what I was looking for, they called me a timewaster.
Sex God
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
You know it's not right when.....
You get a pm at 10:30
Fancy a chat?
at 12:15 your very straight male partner gets a pm from the same guy
Hi gorgeous. I'd just love to shag your tight little pussy!!!
:shock:
See what that hold up stocking photo does to people!!!
:evil2: 
Sex God
hmmmmmmmm 
You know its not right when
You turn up to meet a couple at there house go upstairs start playing with your partner and women gives you funny looks becouse she wants to play with YOUR MAN on her own in a seperate room and after 5 minets a kid is screeming and banging on the door crying mummy daddy :shock: :shock: :shock: quick exit or what
Debz xxxx
You turn up to meet a couple at there house go upstairs start playing with your partner and women gives you funny looks becouse she wants to play with YOUR MAN on her own in a seperate room and after 5 minets a kid is screeming and banging on the door crying mummy daddy :shock: :shock: :shock: quick exit or what
Debz xxxx
ooooooh pmsl so funny
you know its not right when....
during a meet with a couple (on my own) went to their house goes up stairs with the man start shagging and she starts argueing with him from down stairs then she starts throwing things :shock: and finally calms down (shud o made my exit then) we finishes up n goes down stairs and i head for the door and in she walks dragging me back in being as nice as pie (am thinkin wtf) then pulls a photo album out, only of their baby who was premature and had died after a couple of hours of birth :shock: ( dont mean to sound nasty but to me that is something very personal and not to be shared with pretty much a stranger , was only the second meeting)needless to say i never went back but did get tortured with phonecalls
On another the first meet with a certain man (on my own again dek was working abroad at the time had told him was meeting so naturally he was worrying a little) i went upstairs to go to the loo hears my phone beep and then the slide tone go of :shock: yes he had read my message n that particular one was of dek :shock: i was really in shock by that action alone anyway felt a little threatened by this man so still agreed to play (cos was on my own didnt want to cause trouble silly i no :cry: )during the play my fone goes off again i picks it up to stop the message tone going off and he grabbed the fone from me and switches it of and carries on (im thinkin wtf and knew dek wud ring house fone if didnt reply) was glad when he finished up just in time for the phone ringing it was dek worrying with good right then he sat talking about people he had met blah blah yadda yadda to a point of slagging them of :shock:
wont be going there again
you agree to go to a swingers club with a single male (to check it out) to later find out he told every one at the club we was an actually couple i didnt know this til a certain couple pmd me rather confused by our pictures as the man in th pics wasnt my partner who id gone to the club with
rather sad but they are all very true i make sure i chat for ages now
you know its not right when....
during a meet with a couple (on my own) went to their house goes up stairs with the man start shagging and she starts argueing with him from down stairs then she starts throwing things :shock: and finally calms down (shud o made my exit then) we finishes up n goes down stairs and i head for the door and in she walks dragging me back in being as nice as pie (am thinkin wtf) then pulls a photo album out, only of their baby who was premature and had died after a couple of hours of birth :shock: ( dont mean to sound nasty but to me that is something very personal and not to be shared with pretty much a stranger , was only the second meeting)needless to say i never went back but did get tortured with phonecalls
On another the first meet with a certain man (on my own again dek was working abroad at the time had told him was meeting so naturally he was worrying a little) i went upstairs to go to the loo hears my phone beep and then the slide tone go of :shock: yes he had read my message n that particular one was of dek :shock: i was really in shock by that action alone anyway felt a little threatened by this man so still agreed to play (cos was on my own didnt want to cause trouble silly i no :cry: )during the play my fone goes off again i picks it up to stop the message tone going off and he grabbed the fone from me and switches it of and carries on (im thinkin wtf and knew dek wud ring house fone if didnt reply) was glad when he finished up just in time for the phone ringing it was dek worrying with good right
then he sat talking about people he had met blah blah yadda yadda to a point of slagging them of :shock: wont be going there again
you agree to go to a swingers club with a single male (to check it out) to later find out he told every one at the club we was an actually couple i didnt know this til a certain couple pmd me rather confused by our pictures as the man in th pics wasnt my partner who id gone to the club with
rather sad but they are all very true i make sure i chat for ages now
Quote by dekntan
ooooooh pmsl so funny
you know its not right when....
during a meet with a couple (on my own) went to their house goes up stairs with the man start shagging and she starts argueing with him from down stairs then she starts throwing things :shock: and finally calms down (shud o made my exit then) we finishes up n goes down stairs and i head for the door and in she walks dragging me back in being as nice as pie (am thinkin wtf) then pulls a photo album out, only of their baby who was premature and had died after a couple of hours of birth :shock: ( dont mean to sound nasty but to me that is something very personal and not to be shared with pretty much a stranger , was only the second meeting)needless to say i never went back but did get tortured with phonecalls
On another the first meet with a certain man (on my own again dek was working abroad at the time had told him was meeting so naturally he was worrying a little) i went upstairs to go to the loo hears my phone beep and then the slide tone go of :shock: yes he had read my message n that particular one was of dek :shock: i was really in shock by that action alone anyway felt a little threatened by this man so still agreed to play (cos was on my own didnt want to cause trouble silly i no :cry: )during the play my fone goes off again i picks it up to stop the message tone going off and he grabbed the fone from me and switches it of and carries on (im thinkin wtf and knew dek wud ring house fone if didnt reply) was glad when he finished up just in time for the phone ringing it was dek worrying with good right
wont be going there again
you agree to go to a swingers club with a single male (to check it out) to later find out he told every one at the club we was an actually couple i didnt know this til a certain couple pmd me rather confused by our pictures as the man in th pics wasnt my partner who id gone to the club with
rather sad but they are all very true i make sure i chat for ages now
you haven't had much luck then?? :therethere:
come to ours, we'll reassure you there are good people around :rascal:
Sexlightened
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
You know its not right when..
You are thinking about meeting a couple and all there is left to do is me and the female of the couple to have a quick chat on the phone
Only to get the bloke answering and saying
"sorry my wife says she's to shy to talk at the moment"
Shaz x
We'll second that one.
I always answer/call first anyway.
Lisa
xxxx
Sex God
You know it's not right when....
on your first meet (just the neutral pub do I fancy you meet) he says "Don't worry I'll look after you" :shock:
pink x
on your first meet (just the neutral pub do I fancy you meet) he says "Don't worry I'll look after you" :shock:
pink x
