You know it's not right when....

1 May 2006

Quote by H-x

:lol: You know when its not right when you've played with someone for the first time..... and he brings you coffee in the morning and you open your eyes, he's sat on the bed, the coffee's gone cold.... for him to say 'i was just watching you sleeping' :shock:

or you wake up at 3am and he's stroking your hair and sighing
:scared:
H.x
You know its not right when you both awake in the morning and she tells you that the bathroom would look nice in a cream colour!

1 May 2006

This one puts me off
"You've been on site for ages, you must have shagged loads of people" rolleyes

1 May 2006

Quote by H-x

:lol: You know when its not right when you've played with someone for the first time..... and he brings you coffee in the morning and you open your eyes, he's sat on the bed, the coffee's gone cold.... for him to say 'i was just watching you sleeping' :shock:

or you wake up at 3am and he's stroking your hair and sighing
:scared:
H.x

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
pissin self here :thumbup:

1 May 2006

Quote by builderforfun

:lol: You know when its not right when you've played with someone for the first time..... and he brings you coffee in the morning and you open your eyes, he's sat on the bed, the coffee's gone cold.... for him to say 'i was just watching you sleeping' :shock:

or you wake up at 3am and he's stroking your hair and sighing
:scared:
H.x
You know its not right when you both awake in the morning and she tells you that the bathroom would look nice in a cream colour!
Well, would it?
H.x

1 May 2006

Quote by Darkfire
Tramper, dont you feckin start with me today god dammit :twisted:

Dark and Earthy
Sitting in a tree
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1 May 2006

Quote by H-x

:lol: You know when its not right when you've played with someone for the first time..... and he brings you coffee in the morning and you open your eyes, he's sat on the bed, the coffee's gone cold.... for him to say 'i was just watching you sleeping' :shock:

or you wake up at 3am and he's stroking your hair and sighing
:scared:
H.x
That sounds so sweet to me ........... what am I missing ? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

1 May 2006

Quote by Darkfire
because they think its what you want to hear..... and THEN you read the threads and the same person is flirting and throwing himself/ herself at anything that moves

Can't help it - I'm a tart surprised

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1 May 2006

Quote by H-x

:lol: You know when its not right when you've played with someone for the first time..... and he brings you coffee in the morning and you open your eyes, he's sat on the bed, the coffee's gone cold.... for him to say 'i was just watching you sleeping' :shock:

or you wake up at 3am and he's stroking your hair and sighing
:scared:
H.x
You know its not right when you both awake in the morning and she tells you that the bathroom would look nice in a cream colour!
Well, would it?
H.x
No sticking with white and almond .lol

1 May 2006

You know it's not right ..............................
When you wake up in the morning, and the dizzy bint's still there rolleyes

1 May 2006

Quote by Tramper
When you wake up in the morning, and the dizzy bint's still there

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Sorry but that made me laugh :lol2:

1 May 2006

Quote by Tramper
You know it's not right ..............................
When you wake up in the morning, and the dizzy bint's still there

ME TOO but i would take cover if i was you !

1 May 2006

You know it's not right .............................................
When you have a fantastic summer's afteroon, early evening "on the patio and decking" ....................
A brilliant night in bed..............................
A marvelous Sunday morning's morning glory play ...........................
Rest awhile until getting up around 1pm, and she says .....................................
"I have to go to Ikea today, would you like to come too ?"
bolt

:bolt: :bolt:

1 May 2006

Quote by builderforfun
You know it's not right ..............................
When you wake up in the morning, and the dizzy bint's still there

ME TOO but i would take cover if i was you !
not doing too bad, for a 'noob' are ya? lol

:lol:

1 May 2006

You know when it is not right/...............................
When no matter what you cannot do right for doing wrong.....................................

1 May 2006

Quote by Tramper
You know it's not right ..............................
When you wake up in the morning, and the dizzy bint's still there

and still there six months later, having bought (as a fecking xmas gift !!!) boxes to store yourcrap in.

1 May 2006

Quote by dambuster
You know it's not right .............................................
When you have a fantastic summer's afteroon, early evening "on the patio and decking" ....................
A brilliant night in bed..............................
A marvelous Sunday morning's morning glory play ...........................
Rest awhile until getting up around 1pm, and she says .....................................
"I have to go to Ikea today, would you like to come too ?"
:bolt: :bolt:

Better than bloody B & Q :lol2:
Phredd

1 May 2006

Quote by Medic_1
Better than bloody B & Q :lol2:
Phredd

At least at B&Q you can buy screws, and nails, and manly power tools and stuff.
It's not all chintzy girly curtains and throw cushions
ANd why would you need special throwing cushions anyway dunno

1 May 2006

Oh this thread is sooooooo funny lol

You know its not right when someone sends you a wink and then they moan because all you sent them back was another wink :lol:
Shaz x

1 May 2006

Quote by dambuster

Better than bloody B & Q :lol2:
Phredd

At least at B&Q you can buy screws, and nails, and manly power tools and stuff.
It's not all chintzy girly curtains and throw cushions
ANd why would you need special throwing cushions anyway dunno

sharp implements are much more fun.
H.x

1 May 2006

You know its not right when the bunnies gone from the hutch.

1 May 2006

Quote by m1970
You know its not right when the bunnies gone from the hutch.

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H.x

1 May 2006

In a certain T.V.s absense I'll post this one.
You know it's not right when he asks you to dress up in his mums clothes. lol

1 May 2006

you know its not right when she says is it in yet.?
lonly said cause i thought it was funny honetsly..lol

1 May 2006

you know its not right when...................
. .................you tell them "no thanks" ,but they beg you to tell everyone you DID play with them, cos you know loads of people on the sites and they will all meet him then!
rolleyes

:roll:
......................EVERY single text they have sent you has arrived, appart from the one he "sent" that would have saved you sat in a bar waiting for half an hour for him to turn up!
mad

...................he is not married, but his sister and her kids live with him, so he has to call you from the phone box!
(oh, and that explains the car seat in the back of his car too!!) lol
.....................he is single, yet you meet him weeks later when he is having a domestic in a night club! lol

:lol: :lol:
.....

1 May 2006

Quote by builderforfun
you know its not right when she says is it in yet.?

No Darling ........... you know its not right when he says .......... Yes it is !!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

1 May 2006

Quote by H-x
sharp implements are much more fun.
H.x

"derrrr - got any spongggge missus? i'm not aloud sharp objects"

1 May 2006

Quote by blonde
you know its not right when she says is it in yet.?

No Darling ........... you know its not right when he says .......... Yes it is !!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

1 May 2006

Quote by earthchild
you know its not right when she says is it in yet.?

No Darling ........... you know its not right when he says .......... Yes it is !!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Actually ..............................
You know it's not quite right, when she whispers softly in your ear .........
"Could you wiggle your arse from side to side a little"

1 May 2006

Nah ! ! !
You know it's not right when you look at it and think ..............................
"Hmmm - I'd better tie a plank across my arse or an ankle to the bedpost ............ just in case"

1 May 2006

Always pack crampons, you never know.
H.x