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You know that you are getting old when:-

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sad You go shopping with your daughter and she picks up a dress and you say "thats a nice skirt!"
:( Your daughter picks up a pair of jeans and you reply "put them back they are damaged, look they're ripped!"
:( Your daughter picks up a pair of knickers and you think "my dishcloth has more material than them!"
Please feel free to add to the list ........................................................................
Warming the Bed
when you cannot guess womens ages any more
You go out clubbing and spend all night saying 'god they dont look old enough to be in here, i wouldnt serve them'
you like the cardigan your great gran knitted for you biggrin
when ya start saying " when i was a kid" ( shut it!!!!!)
Changing radio stations when you finally realise that manufactured pop really is crap and listening to the old stuff sounds a lot better on your ears!
You go shopping with your mother and she tells you to buy something 'more appropriate'. Appropriate for what i wonder.
.....your hair falls off your head and ends up on your bum!
Warming the Bed
:cry: When you leave the pub becuase there aren't any seats left......
:cry: The hairs on your body stop growing where they should and start growing where they shouldn't!!
:cry: You see job applications coming across your desk with date of births in the 80's and you think - they're only kids - I was out dancing my butt off then - even though the music was crap!!!
:cry: You have a great night on the town........but it takes you three days to recover......
Boo Hooo!!!
when you keep finding grey hairs sprouting through your dyed hair and no matter how often you pull them out they come back and with friends
your spelling gets crap and thats with your glasses on
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Quote by midlandsman1970
You answer this thread!!! biggrin :D :D

Damn! Sussed! mad
Quote by JGL
when ya start saying " when i was a kid" ( shut it!!!!!)

Or when you start a conversation with "I remember when......"
you realise ghostbusters came out 20 years ago !!! :shock:
Quote by brumlad
you realise ghostbusters came out 20 years ago !!! :shock:

Blimey has it really been 20 years!! LOL
Quote by da69ve
you realise ghostbusters came out 20 years ago !!! :shock:

Blimey has it really been 20 years!! LOL
unfortunately yes !!!!!
Quote by kazswallows
you like the cardigan your great gran knitted for you biggrin

cos they remind you of the classy ones at bon marche!
Sex God
When you go to the doctors and none of them look old enough to be in long trousers let alone treating you for an illnes :shock:
Dawn :silly:
Master of Sex
You realise how old your mother was when she was the same age as you, and you as your daughter! confused Ok, it makes sense to me rotflmao
When you realise your memory isn't as good as it ...............what was I going to say confused :? :? :?
You can't see the birthday cake for all the candles and when you blow out the candles it sets off the smoke alarm!
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KinkyLizard
...you can admire the pretty patterns on the back of your hands...
Quote by roger743
...you can admire the pretty patterns on the back of your hands...

Glad to see you've shaved all the hairs off then Roger! wink
KinkyLizard
you're the only one in the office to remember beta max video recorders mad
Orgasminator
You read "Your know your getting old" threads and most things apply to you!!
Quote by brumlad
you're the only one in the office to remember beta max video recorders mad

Worse if you remember 8-track stereo. Even worse if you bought one. redface
Quote by northwest-cpl
you're the only one in the office to remember beta max video recorders mad

Worse if you remember 8-track stereo. Even worse if you bought one. redface
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
remember them well, luckily enough never bought one...too young at the time
Even worse, you can remember when channel 4 started !!! :shock:
Orgasminator
Quote by northwest-cpl
you're the only one in the office to remember beta max video recorders mad

Worse if you remember 8-track stereo. Even worse if you bought one. redface
Or an 8mm cinecam lol
Sex God
Quote by morbiusUK
Or an 8mm cinecam lol

Crap you're older than I thought !!!!!
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