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You know you are an SH addict when........

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Quote by varca
What have you done/said that identifies you as a confirmed SH addict? :grin:

Posting on here at 3am then again before 8am :lol2:
just scanning down the list of some of the users that used to be a main part of this site.. and apart from cubes.. i think they are no longer here :-(.... they cured there additction!
for me... i knew i was addicted when i said i was going to have a break for a few weeka
s, then by day two.. i'm getting cold sweats and withdrawals from not getting my daily fix of the chatroom.
Quote by Optix
just scanning down the list of some of the users that used to be a main part of this site.. and apart from cubes.. i think they are no longer here :-(....

Some of us are still here :P
When we're at a 'normal' event and introduce ourselves as Mr & Mrs Gu! :doh:
When I sign for deliveries from the courier - Mr Gu! :doh:
When we're in facebook and look for the view cam function... :doh:
When we read something on here and take it seriously..... :doh:
When people post in the forum 3 or 4 times a day - every day!!!!
Where's the Virtual Doctor - we're infected with SHitious :borg:
When your boss looks over your shoulder and says, "What the fuck are you doing?"
Quote by Gufuncouple
When we're at a 'normal' event and introduce ourselves as Mr & Mrs Gu! :doh:
When I sign for deliveries from the courier - Mr Gu! :doh:
When we're in facebook and look for the view cam function... :doh:
When we read something on here and take it seriously..... :doh:
Where's the Virtual Doctor - we're infected with SHitious :borg:

or when you realise you have more SH freinds on Facebook than you do "vanilla's" and family
Quote by Optix
When we're at a 'normal' event and introduce ourselves as Mr & Mrs Gu! :doh:
When I sign for deliveries from the courier - Mr Gu! :doh:
When we're in facebook and look for the view cam function... :doh:
When we read something on here and take it seriously..... :doh:
Where's the Virtual Doctor - we're infected with SHitious :borg:

or when you realise you have more SH freinds on Facebook than you do "vanilla's" and family
OH :fuckinghell: we have!!!!
banghead
when you start telling someone who is chatting you up out on the town something you shouldnt, stop yourself, and say, oh i forgot, your a vanilla lol done that a few times
coming back after taking time out!! Cant stop reading all the posts!! i've missed it so much lol
Quote by hisandhers
coming back after taking time out!! Cant stop reading all the posts!! i've missed it so much lol

hello :smile: ltns kiss
Quote by hisandhers
coming back after taking time out!! Cant stop reading all the posts!! i've missed it so much lol

Hello wave We've missed you both too :welcome: back.
Quote by lilnfil
coming back after taking time out!! Cant stop reading all the posts!! i've missed it so much lol

hello :smile: ltns kiss
hello babes:kiss: hope your both ok?
Quote by anais
coming back after taking time out!! Cant stop reading all the posts!! i've missed it so much lol

Hello wave We've missed you both too :welcome: back.
arhh thanks anais give us a kiss
Quote by Optix
just scanning down the list of some of the users that used to be a main part of this site.. and apart from cubes.. i think they are no longer here :-(.... they cured there additction!
for me... i knew i was addicted when i said i was going to have a break for a few weeka
s, then by day two.. i'm getting cold sweats and withdrawals from not getting my daily fix of the chatroom.

Yup thats what I was going to say.
You know your addicted to SH when you can remember all the people in the first post but your the one still here.
I do the whole "I was talking about that on the internet last night too" sentence then have to bull shit where lol
..... When you move to the other side of the world but still can't resist popping in here to see whats been going on!! redfacesurprisedops::oops:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
..... When you move to the other side of the world but still can't resist popping in here to see whats been going on!! redfacesurprisedops::oops:

:bounce: 'ello Sarge!
My name is Cubes and I'm an SH addict!
Quote by Sgt Bilko
..... When you move to the other side of the world but still can't resist popping in here to see whats been going on!! redfacesurprisedops::oops:

awww sarge good to see ya gorgeous don't arf miss ya kiss
i knew i was an addict when i put the computer on before the kettle :eeek:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
..... When you move to the other side of the world but still can't resist popping in here to see whats been going on!! redfacesurprisedops::oops:

Ohh can you verify something for me?
I was once told that there are so many gay men in Sydney that if you tap a girl on the shoulder her knickers will fall down? lol
wave again by the way biggrin
Quote by Sgt Bilko
..... When you move to the other side of the world but still can't resist popping in here to see whats been going on!! redfacesurprisedops::oops:

wave I was thinking about you last night, wondering how you are. You must be psychic :shock:
When you're on Facebook when someone asks what your plans are for the night and you almost ( thankfully almost! ) refer to a meet you've set up esp if it's with a gorgeous lady. My son would be asking sooooo many questions! redface
When SH is set as your homepage, not just a bookmark.
When you get on the vanilla wagon, fall off a few years later... rolleyes
Move on, leave it a month or two trying to stay on the straight and narrow.... :sad:
have a wee peek to see what's going on, only looking you understand.... :boo:
and cant help myself :sticky:
when you are sat on the balcony at your mother in laws in spain reading the forum and when you have just bought a spanish mobile broadband stick so you can stay in chat longer.
Quote by Sexyme09
when you are sat on the balcony at your mother in laws in spain reading the forum and when you have just bought a spanish mobile broadband stick so you can stay in chat longer.

lol Always one that takes it a bit far
Reminds me of when my Mum saw some kids in turkey sat in the complex. Theres entertainment on, its 80 degrees and sunny, theres a great pool, pool tables ice cream blah blah blah. The three kids are sat on a kerb chins in their hands. My Mum asked them what was wrong? They said "We havent got our Playstations"
As much as I love my games consoles and internet when I leave the country it all goes bye bye's
Quote by samson63
When SH is set as your homepage, not just a bookmark.

That's real hardcore! :shock: