...you start to enjoy red wine. :shock:
There are certain things that make you feel old, whatever the age you are. What does it for you?
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When a 'new' song in the charts has already been round 3 times by different people.
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Quote by noladreams
...you start to enjoy red wine. :shock:
There are certain things that make you feel old, whatever the age you are. What does it for you?
Thats not a nice way to talk about Redwine_Lover :shock:
:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:
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Quote by Lilmiss
...you start to enjoy red wine. :shock:
There are certain things that make you feel old, whatever the age you are. What does it for you?
Thats not a nice way to talk about Redwine_Lover :shock:
:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:
That made me chuckle! 
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Quote by bIoke
Young gay blokes start coming out with alarming things like 'I like older men'
See, that happened to me last year... not the young gay blokes mind, but all of a sudden I started getting 'older woman' messages.
Eeek!
:eeek:
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Quote by bIoke
Means you've still got it though Nola
She gets everything - she's greedy ;)
But discerning with it :rascal:
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Quote by noladreams
Young gay blokes start coming out with alarming things like 'I like older men'
See, that happened to me last year... not the young gay blokes mind, but all of a sudden I started getting 'older woman' messages.
Eeek!
:eeek:
I got one of those a few months before I turned 30, was proper gutted about it!
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Quote by poshkate
Young gay blokes start coming out with alarming things like 'I like older men'
See, that happened to me last year... not the young gay blokes mind, but all of a sudden I started getting 'older woman' messages.
Eeek!
:eeek:
I got one of those a few months before I turned 30, was proper gutted about it!
You're almost in the MILF zone now Poshy :rascal:
Quote by noladreams
...you start to enjoy red wine. :shock:
There are certain things that make you feel old, whatever the age you are. What does it for you?
Thats not a nice way to talk about Redwine_Lover :shock:
:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:
That made me chuckle!well some things do get better with age.... mmmmmmmmmmm
glad that at long last i am appreciated for giving satisfaction hehe
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Quote by bIoke
Young gay blokes start coming out with alarming things like 'I like older men'
You should change your username to Elizabeth.....
.....in tribute to our other old queen :mrgreen:
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To quote EP Pickford and his hit
When your scoring with a chick in a disco bar
Take her home in your hairy little car
Then you find you went to school with her ma and da
Your the oldest swinger in town
When you wont look in the mirror in the light of day
Sware you've died it when your hair turns grey
When you zip up your throusers and your belly's in the way
Your the oldest swinger in town
Here you come and there you go
White wheels spots and a stero
But the engin is jacked and the driver is too
You're the oldest swinger in town
The barber takes a little less time each week
The kids dont understand a word you speak
When you walk into a disco and they offer you a seat
You're the oldest swinger in town
You prefare a pint of shandy to Bacardi and Coke
The sounds are too loud and there's too much smoke
You'd like another dance but you're afraid you'll get a stroke
You're the oldest swinger in town
Here you come with your chest all bare
A little gold ingot and a lot of gold hair
Like the disco king meets Yogi Bear
You're the oldest swinger in town
When you're feeling as stiff as a skinhead's boot
Rub on Vick's where you used to splash Brut
And the latest punk fashion is your wedding suit
You're the oldest swinger in town
When you have to go shopping for your sex appeal
Travolta's shades and nine inch heels
They say a man is just as old as the woman he feels
Yo're the oldest swinger in town
Here you come with your lips closed tight
You never smile you know it wouldn't look right
Cause your dentures glow in the ultravoilet light
You're the oldest swinger in town
And you look so mean
Cause your pants are too tight
You're the oldest swinger in town
And it takes you all night
To do what you used to do all night
You're the oldest swinger in town
However you know your getting old with "...And it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night...."
:sad:
When your scoring with a chick in a disco bar
Take her home in your hairy little car
Then you find you went to school with her ma and da
Your the oldest swinger in town
When you wont look in the mirror in the light of day
Sware you've died it when your hair turns grey
When you zip up your throusers and your belly's in the way
Your the oldest swinger in town
Here you come and there you go
White wheels spots and a stero
But the engin is jacked and the driver is too
You're the oldest swinger in town
The barber takes a little less time each week
The kids dont understand a word you speak
When you walk into a disco and they offer you a seat
You're the oldest swinger in town
You prefare a pint of shandy to Bacardi and Coke
The sounds are too loud and there's too much smoke
You'd like another dance but you're afraid you'll get a stroke
You're the oldest swinger in town
Here you come with your chest all bare
A little gold ingot and a lot of gold hair
Like the disco king meets Yogi Bear
You're the oldest swinger in town
When you're feeling as stiff as a skinhead's boot
Rub on Vick's where you used to splash Brut
And the latest punk fashion is your wedding suit
You're the oldest swinger in town
When you have to go shopping for your sex appeal
Travolta's shades and nine inch heels
They say a man is just as old as the woman he feels
Yo're the oldest swinger in town
Here you come with your lips closed tight
You never smile you know it wouldn't look right
Cause your dentures glow in the ultravoilet light
You're the oldest swinger in town
And you look so mean
Cause your pants are too tight
You're the oldest swinger in town
And it takes you all night
To do what you used to do all night
You're the oldest swinger in town
However you know your getting old with "...And it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night...."
:sad:
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Quote by HugsnKisses
When hairs start growing out of strange places like ears chins and noses .
Yeah I noticed that on Saturday night but didn't like to say!!
Mod
'OLD' IS WHEN....
Your sweetie says,
'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do
both!'
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends
compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
A sexy babe or hunk
catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Going braless pulls
all the wrinkles out of your face.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You don't care where
your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to
slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting a little
action' means you don't need to take any fiber today.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting lucky' means
you find your car in the parking lot.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means
not getting up to use the bathroom.
AND 'OLD' IS WHEN....
You are not sure if these are jokes?
Your sweetie says,
'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do
both!'
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends
compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
A sexy babe or hunk
catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Going braless pulls
all the wrinkles out of your face.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You don't care where
your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to
slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting a little
action' means you don't need to take any fiber today.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting lucky' means
you find your car in the parking lot.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means
not getting up to use the bathroom.
AND 'OLD' IS WHEN....
You are not sure if these are jokes?
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Quote by corrie
Old is when you start wearing nappies again ..........
Again? I wear mine all the time
??: You see I have had a clever train of thought :smug: People normally get nappy rash when they are introduced to nappies. So I have hypothesized that if I wear one for my entire life I will avoid this future problem :lol2: Sex God
Old is when an evening walk results in a swollen foot. :sad:
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Drink.....when I was young a couple of drinks made me feelolder and bolder....now I'm older...and when I have a few beers I don't half feel fekin old....for a few days afterwards sometimes :sad:
