You know you're in 2004 .....

25 Mar 2004

YOU KNOW YOUR'E LIVING IN 2004 WHEN
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave .
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't have email
addresses.
6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business
manner.
7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
12. Contractors out number permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service
awards.
AND THE REAL CLINCHERS ARE-
13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.
14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your friends.
15. You got this email from a friend that never talks to you anymore, except to send you
jokes from the net.
16. You are too busy to notice there was no No. 9
17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a No 9
18. AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING AT YOUR OWN STUPIDITY...

25 Mar 2004

When your laptop/PC is the first thing you'd save when a fire breaks out
When you have a landline phone, a mobile phone, a pager and regularly check ICQ/ Messenger/etc

25 Mar 2004

when you see pensioners with mobile phones who know how to use them better than you :shock:

25 Mar 2004

when WH Smith eventually reduce price of their 2002 desk diaries

25 Mar 2004

The list is endless ;)

25 Mar 2004

... when you don't just put milk in the fridge - you install the lastest software

25 Mar 2004

When you overdraft finally reaches 5 figures :shock:
My bank's really nice they must love me so much that, They've started sending my statements in red and offered to call round and pay me a visit, isn't that sweet :inlove:

25 Mar 2004

When the Unemployed have Agents

25 Mar 2004

When talking about the '66 World Cup Final is no longer a productive chat -up line....

25 Mar 2004

When you have twelve email adresses in your book...and they're all yours confused

25 Mar 2004

When you get a taxi home from a night out and it costs you more money than the nights out you used to have in the 80s.
When examining your change after a purchase in a shop.....and saying: "By 'eck you don't get much change from a Euro these days"
Kinky Lizard

25 Mar 2004

Quote by Bikerguy82
When you have twelve email adresses in your book...and they're all yours

TWELVE :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:
I struggle to cope with the 3 i've got LOL
Lucy

25 Mar 2004

when the last thing people ask you about your mobile phone is if it actually makes phone calls rolleyes

26 Mar 2004

When you get corrected by someone for pronouncing "halfpenny" as "hape'ny".
Mike

26 Mar 2004

When babies wear Nike trainers rather than Grandma's knitted booties !!

26 Mar 2004

The only thing that goes down on you regularly is your pc
:cry:
A pint costs more than your first car
A packet of Fags costs more than your first house