you won't get better with experience

18 Nov 2011

When I was a teenager I worked with a guy who was married to the boss's sister...he always had a word or two of advice and a sharing of knowledge with us kids...I always remembered his words..."when it comes to sex, it's the one thing you don't get better at with experience" he'd say. Wow, I think I was probably goin' on 30 by the time I started to feel sorry for his wife.
What snippets of wisdom, or otherwise, do you remember being laid upon you at an impressionable age....don't bother with the "wanking makes you go blind" one. lol

18 Nov 2011

there is some with and wisdom to that idea, i suppose. obviously sex being something you don't normally demonstrate to the general public, and therefore can't receive continuing feedback.
Unless of course you shag in the front room and hail any passers by with a "how am i doing?'

19 Nov 2011

Treat your wife like you treat the vacuum. When it stops sucking change the fucking bag!

20 Nov 2011

An old boy that I served my apprenticeship with had many sayings, but one which has made some sense to me since is as follows;
Have a pin cushion next to your bed, for the first year of a new relationship put one pin into the cushion every time you have sex, after the first year, take one pin out every time you have sex, you will not get all the pins out before you die! lol

20 Nov 2011

depends if you only count the times you have sex with your partner pmsl

20 Nov 2011

I remember a sex ed class as afterwards i was unable to eat cottage cheese for about 10 years.... this was not the kinda thing a young lad wanted to know about!!

20 Nov 2011

Quote by Sambalar
I remember a sex ed class as afterwards i was unable to eat cottage cheese for about 10 years.... this was not the kinda thing a young lad wanted to know about!!

:shock:
:welcome: to the forum Sambalar

20 Nov 2011

Quote by skinny
What snippets of wisdom, or otherwise, do you remember being laid upon you at an impressionable age....

Never clean the toilet with your mouth open! wink

27 Nov 2011

My uncle once told me......"The best type of woman any bloke can have is a deaf and dumb nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub"! lol

And men I worked with told me the best way to keep hard during sex is to have an elastic band round your dick :lol: