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You wouldn't catch me falling for Sarge's ploy!

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Unknown User
Are you sure you don't need someone to hold the camera?
Or aren't you gonna fall for the steveg_nw ploy either? confused
Steve
Jags
Sex God
rotflmao :rotflmao:
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Quote by steveg_nw
Are you sure you don't need someone to hold the camera?
Or aren't you gonna fall for the steveg_nw ploy either? confused
Steve

Now I suppose that would mean on how good your powers of persuasion are, Teach!
Unknown User
I have a 4 million pixel resolution digital camera..................a bottle of chilled champagne............some chocolates...............and a big box of condoms
Steve
Unknown User
Quote by steveg_nw
I have a 4 million pixel resolution digital camera..................a bottle of chilled champagne............some chocolates...............and a big box of condoms
Steve

Replace the Chocs with strawberries and rasberries and you're on!!!!!!!!
Unknown User
Quote by steveg_nw
That's easily done. Your place or mine?
Steve

Iknew there'd by a fly in the ointment"
I'm working away! :cry: :cry: :cry: !
celticq
Sex God
Quote by steveg_nw
and a big box of condoms
Steve

Were you intending to fill them with water to throw at Alex's T-shirt then lol
Unknown User
Nah........I was gonna put one on each boob so that they didn't get wet. rolleyes
Steve
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Quote by Alexandra
Good God Steve - How big are they??????????

From what I've seen I'd guess a 36D.
Steve
mark__surrey
Master of Sex
alex... cant wait to see your piccy!
i hope youre not practising indoors , electricity etc, and water dont mix.
ive enough wires etc in here to create a small thermonuclear explosion.h.a.a.r.p.
let me know when youve sent the results ok? look fwd to chatting agian on msn care wink
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Quote by steveg_nw
Good God Steve - How big are they??????????

From what I've seen I'd guess a 36D.
Steve
Close! 34DD!
celticq
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
Cos I'm practising for the wet T shirt comp!

I think you need a bit more practice Alex - you've not managed to get the T-shirt on yet lol
Unknown User
Thanks CQ
You know, I thought I was doing something wrong!!!!!!
biggrin
Unknown User
Quote by Alexandra
Good God Steve - How big are they??????????

From what I've seen I'd guess a 36D.
Steve
Close! 34DD!
That's because you never gave me those female anatomy recognition classes you promised me. :cry:
Steve
Unknown User
Bloody hell Steve, that's going back a bit!!!!!!
Muah!
frogster
Sex God
Alex......... Thats the outfit.... :!: :!: :!:
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Quote by Alexandra
Bloody hell Steve, that's going back a bit!!!!!!
Muah!

And I'm STILL waiting!!! :twisted:
Steve