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You''ll have to excuse me, I''m old ....................

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It's not stopped raining and my tumble dryer has gone to appliance heaven so I nipped out this morning to buy a clothes horse to dry my washing on indoors. Couldn't be arsed to look all over B&Q for them so I asked an assistant for, well... assistance( silly me rolleyes )
Enter said gormless assistant.
'Can you tell me where the clothes horses are please?' I politely asked.
'Huh?' Gormless replied, looking at me as though I was speaking Klingon, Venusian or, Saints preserve us, some other ridiculous outdated language like English
'You know' says me 'A clothes horse, one of those concertina contraptions for airing clothes indoors'
Gormless looked blankly for a few seconds before the light visibly switched on 'Oh you mean a clothes AIRER! We don't sell horses'
Is it just me?
blink
Unknown User
Quote by Sassy-Seren
It's not stopped raining and my tumble dryer has gone to appliance heaven so I nipped out this morning to buy a clothes horse to dry my washing on indoors. Couldn't be arsed to look all over B&Q for them so I asked an assistant for, well... assistance( silly me rolleyes )
Enter said gormless assistant.
'Can you tell me where the clothes horses are please?' I politely asked.
'Huh?' Gormless replied, looking at me as though I was speaking Klingon, Venusian or, Saints preserve us, some other ridiculous outdated language like English
'You know' says me 'A clothes horse, one of those concertina contraptions for airing clothes indoors'
Gormless looked blankly for a few seconds before the light visibly switched on 'Oh you mean a clothes AIRER! We don't sell horses'
Is it just me?
blink

Not at all.
He probably just gained 11 GCSE'S at A or A*. wink
wild_rose_and_the_stag
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
'Oh you mean a clothes AIRER! We don't sell horses'
blink

but they do employ the odd donkey
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
You've just encountered another candidate for upper management or government wink
Resonance
Sex God
It's frightning isn't it?
Just be thankful you weren't looking for a bastard file or he'd have probably reported you to the police for abuse.
Lost
Sex God
Yeah sassy im sorry........its you biggrin
Unknown User
ah the days of using a clothes horse and dining chairs to make a tent with towels lol
Lost
Sex God
Quote by earthchild
ah the days of using a clothes horse and dining chairs to make a tent with towels lol

Did they have cars then? bolt
Oh someone I'm sure will be along and say "remember when Tea was brewed in a pot!" "Warmed at that" lol
Unknown User
Quote by Lost
ah the days of using a clothes horse and dining chairs to make a tent with towels lol

Did they have cars then? bolt
Oh someone I'm sure will be along and say "remember when Tea was brewed in a pot!" "Warmed at that" lol
lol i still brew my tea in a pot, and drink it out of a china cup, its the only way!
Lost
Sex God
Quote by earthchild
ah the days of using a clothes horse and dining chairs to make a tent with towels lol

Did they have cars then? bolt
Oh someone I'm sure will be along and say "remember when Tea was brewed in a pot!" "Warmed at that" lol
lol i still brew my tea in a pot, and drink it out of a china cup, its the only way!
Do you know that now you can get kettles that plug into the wall too ! :lol:
Unknown User
Quote by Lost
ah the days of using a clothes horse and dining chairs to make a tent with towels lol

Did they have cars then? bolt
Oh someone I'm sure will be along and say "remember when Tea was brewed in a pot!" "Warmed at that" lol
lol i still brew my tea in a pot, and drink it out of a china cup, its the only way!
Do you know that now you can get kettles that plug into the wall too ! :lol:
what are these plug things of which you speak lol
foxylady2209
Sex God
Are you sure it wasn't a regional thing?
But jave you tried finding a proper wooden gate-style one? The only place I've seen them is Lakeland at £silly-money.
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by earthchild
ah the days of using a clothes horse and dining chairs to make a tent with towels lol

Did they have cars then? bolt
Oh someone I'm sure will be along and say "remember when Tea was brewed in a pot!" "Warmed at that" lol
lol i still brew my tea in a pot, and drink it out of a china cup, its the only way!
Do you know that now you can get kettles that plug into the wall too ! :lol:
what are these plug things of which you speak lol
it's the thing you use to charge up your vibrator wink
Unknown User
Quote by foxylady2209
Are you sure it wasn't a regional thing?
But jave you tried finding a proper wooden gate-style one? The only place I've seen them is Lakeland at £silly-money.

they were the ones i used to use to make tents lol, mam had 2
Tan____Kinky
Sex God
Quote by foxylady2209
Are you sure it wasn't a regional thing?
But jave you tried finding a proper wooden gate-style one? The only place I've seen them is Lakeland at £silly-money.

I still have a wooden one lol it was given to me years ago and still going strong
Witchy
Sex God
Quote by earthchild
ah the days of using a clothes horse and dining chairs to make a tent with towels lol

Did they have cars then? bolt
Oh someone I'm sure will be along and say "remember when Tea was brewed in a pot!" "Warmed at that" lol
lol i still brew my tea in a pot, and drink it out of a china cup, its the only way!
Do you know that now you can get kettles that plug into the wall too ! :lol:
what are these plug things of which you speak lol
Ask Stormy.
:bolt:
markz
Sex God
this B and Q
was it in Wales...... cool
Unknown User
Quote by Lost
Yeah sassy im sorry........its you biggrin

Don't I know it rolleyes
Mark_July
Orgasminator
I will make sure I do not ask for a clothes horse next time I'm at a barbecue, were you in France incidentally?,and yes I have to agree with lost, its you, firstly for going to a barbecue in the rain and secondly for asking the help for horse,ask for burgers like everyone else next time...! lol
Mistress_39
Casanova
Hey look on the bright side you old fart biggrin :D
Your only as old as the woman/man you feel!
Mistress_39
Unknown User
Quote by meat2pleaseu
ah the days of using a clothes horse and dining chairs to make a tent with towels lol

Did they have cars then? bolt
Oh someone I'm sure will be along and say "remember when Tea was brewed in a pot!" "Warmed at that" lol
lol i still brew my tea in a pot, and drink it out of a china cup, its the only way!
Do you know that now you can get kettles that plug into the wall too ! :lol:
what are these plug things of which you speak lol
it's the thing you use to charge up your vibrator wink
the rechargeable toothbrush?
Unknown User
Quote by Mistress_39
Hey look on the bright side you old fart biggrin :D
Your only as old as the woman/man you feel!
Mistress_39

Who you calling old? poke
I'll allow you the other name though redface