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Quote by supermonkeyboy
Fancy a shag Sunbunny? :P
I'm 18, I guess I have no chance on here from what I've been reading...

This was his first post.......yes i think it was a little juvenile
Quote by supermonkeyboy
I've never had to go up to a woman outside a club and say" fancy a shag" I've normally pulled before then.......and it was the ladies that asked me!

Ahem
I think he's got it the wrong way round somehow with the immature twat thing...
If there's one thing i do i don't lie......what i said there is truth.......
If it's that easy why do you have to make 1379 posts on this site (no offense to anyone else who posts a lot), and post an advert?
Oh dear...you just don't get it ......have you bothered to look at the ad....it's couples looking for couples......so i guess that does not include you!
Jesus Christ! It was a silly joke, get over it. This is supposed to be a fun site is it not?
I give up. Lets just not talk.
I'm just coming here cos I'm bored, if I get an easy shag out of it - hey, I'm not complaining.
You can't see that was a joke either? Man, I guess I must need to work on my comedy material.
Tell you what, I'll ask Kit what she thinks, after all, the joke was about the women on here being an easy shag when you are bored wasn't it?
It didn't strike me as funny at all, pehaps she will see it differently.
lhk
Kat
Quote by da69ve
Fancy a shag Sunbunny? :P
I'm 18, I guess I have no chance on here from what I've been reading...

This was his first post.......yes i think it was a little juvenile
This actually highlights the whole case of it depends on the person - I read it as very tongue in cheek and rather funny! confused
Roger cool
Quote by da69ve
Fancy a shag Sunbunny? :P
I'm 18, I guess I have no chance on here from what I've been reading...

This was his first post.......yes i think it was a little juvenile
I thought that, given the posts before, it was a lighthearted remark and not intended to be taken seriously. Had it been made by an established poster I don't think you would have commented.
Even if he was being serious, which I very much doubt, why call him a twat. Was that neccessary?
AUP:
# Anything hateful, like racist remarks, or using offensive terms offensively.
# Abusive or aggressive behaviour towards other people on here.
haha oh my god this is ridiculous. it was a joke, and now you're trying to turn it into some kind of sexist comment? i could be gay for all you know!
Did I mention the women here being easy? No. besides, what the hell is wrong with "easy" sex anyway? Sex is sex, I wouldn't think less of someone because they like sex, and neither should you. You're on a bloody sex-based site where half the people have pics of their bits! I'd assume you lot were a bit more open and fun than this really... I feel like I've walked into a Tory party conference.
Quote by supermonkeyboy
haha oh my god this is ridiculous. it was a joke, and now you're trying to turn it into some kind of sexist comment? i could be gay for all you know!
Did I mention the women here being easy? No. besides, what the hell is wrong with "easy" sex anyway? Sex is sex, I wouldn't think less of someone because they like sex, and neither should you. You're on a bloody sex-based site where half the people have pics of their bits! I'd assume you lot were a bit more open and fun than this really... I feel like I've walked into a Tory party conference.

You did walk into a bit of a hot potato there mate and I wasn't offended by your post.
What does bother me is that you seem to think this is a place where sex is offered freely on plates. It isn't. The girls on here are as likely to shag you after 2 posts as they are to go home with you for a shag having known you half an hour.
If it that you are after, go elsewhere.
Quote by supermonkeyboy
If it's that easy why do you have to make 1379 posts on this site (no offense to anyone else who posts a lot), and post an advert?

Those 1379 posts are not necessarily about 'getting a shag'. They are much more about joining in with the goings on in the cafe and geting to know people.
Just because somoeone has an ad doesn't mean they have not had much luck. Dave has had plenty.
I don't really know what the place is like, which is why I signed up just to have a look.
Here's a little song i wrote,
you might want to sing it note for note,
don't worry, be happy
in every life we have some trouble,
when you worry you make it double
don't worry, be happy
dont worry be happy now
dont worry be happy
dont worry be happy
dont worry be happy
dont worry be happy
aint got no place to lay your head,
somebody came and took your bed,
don't worry, be happy
Quote by supermonkeyboy
I don't really know what the place is like, which is why I signed up just to have a look.

Well you're getting to know us a little now lol
Quote by SunBunny
The girls on here are as likely to shag you after 2 posts as they are to go home with you for a shag having known you half an hour.
If it that you are after, go elsewhere.

Heh. Ok. Hi!
So where's this "elsewhere" place :P JOKE JOKE JOKE
Quote by supermonkeyboy
haha oh my god this is ridiculous. it was a joke, and now you're trying to turn it into some kind of sexist comment? i could be gay for all you know!
Did I mention the women here being easy? No. besides, what the hell is wrong with "easy" sex anyway? Sex is sex, I wouldn't think less of someone because they like sex, and neither should you. You're on a bloody sex-based site where half the people have pics of their bits! I'd assume you lot were a bit more open and fun than this really... I feel like I've walked into a Tory party conference.

I think you'll find we are more than the sum of our 'bits' and people expect to be treated as human beings rather than 'bits' of their anatomy. Don't judge this site by what you may find in the adverts. This site is more than about sex, believe it of not!
LC
Quote by supermonkeyboy
So where's this "elsewhere" place :P JOKE JOKE JOKE

I think the clue is further up the thread wink
Quote by Lovecommando
I think you'll find we are more than the sum of our 'bits' and people expected to be treated as human beings rather than 'bits' of their anatomy. Don't judge this site by what you may find in the adverts. This site is more than about sex, believe it of not!
LC

I didn't mean that at all, I just meant I presumed the people would be a bit more open than what I've seen so far, from a certain few...
Well, you said this first:
Quote by supermonkeyboy
Wait, isn't this a swinging site? I thought the whole idea was that it's a more direct and easy way of meeting people for sex than wasting hours in pubs or clubs?

And then you said this:
Quote by supermonkeyboy
I'm just coming here cos I'm bored, if I get an easy shag out of it - hey, I'm not complaining.
I was just interested at having a look around. I promise not to post a "big cock 4u laddiieezzz" topic. Ok maybe just the one. biggrin
It seems like everyone here is over 30 and up north though...

In the first instance you sound serious, in that you believe this is an easy way to meet people for sex...In the second instance you sound a bit more tounge in cheek though I doubt most people believe you are, as you have seen from the responses. The two statements together don't create a positive impression as to your reasons for being here.
We are a community of people here and we don't take kindly to people who wander in here because they are bored. Curious about the swinging lifstyle and with a genuine interest, yes. Bored, no!
People are open and tolerant here, but not to being thought of as an easy lay.
Like I said, this site is more than about just sex.
LC
Quote by supermonkeyboy
I think you'll find we are more than the sum of our 'bits' and people expected to be treated as human beings rather than 'bits' of their anatomy. Don't judge this site by what you may find in the adverts. This site is more than about sex, believe it of not!
LC

I didn't mean that at all, I just meant I presumed the people would be a bit more open than what I've seen so far, from a certain few...
Hi :welcome: there are a great many facets to this site, and I for one have no problem with how you may havethought it worked here, or your tongue in cheek comments. In fact I think you have carried yourself quite well, despite the insult you received. If you are here for social reasons you are very welcome, and if you are here to learn more, then you are equally welcome.
I can understand why you may have thought a Sexual site like this may have meant the members here are more accessable to shag, but there is a huge aspect to swinging that many, including myself, didn`t realise until they started getting into the scene, and for the majority it`s a lifestyle which goes beyond just sex.
Maybe this link will help

Venusxxx
cool, thanks hun!
You're not up north as well are ya? Where are all the londoners!?!?
I`m one of the Lesser Spotted Southerners, we (Mars and I) live in West Sussex. smile
Venusxxx
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er.. I could give you a quick gobble.. just to take the edge off?
I only joined here today too... and so far I've had 37 shags, driven 487 miles and got a new theme tune..
You'll be fine..
blimey I have to say I agree with supermonkeyboy here. Quite a few people seem to have gotten a little over the top and aggressive!?
I mean, at the end of the day, sex and everything sex based (like this site!?) SHOULD be lighhearted, no!?
Or maybe that's just the way us younguns think, ay monkey?!
Oh and by the way - Venus - WOW! If your avatar is anything to go by, urrr a stunner!
xx
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Oh and by the way - Venus - WOW! If your avatar is anything to go by, urrr a stunner!
xx

Oh bugger orf. I`m crap at receiving compliments redface surprisedops: :oops: :giggle:
Venusxxx
Get outta here..
You must have received loads and loads and loads etc..
I think you have a lovely head!
Quote by wonderknobhead
I think you have a lovely head!

:gagged: :gagged: :gagged: :censored: :censored: banghead :banghead: :banghead: :twisted: :twisted: ...........................
THANKYOU! I GIVE ONE TOO! :mrgreen:
:doh:
Awww fuck! There goes the Keyboard Tourettes syndrome again redface
Venusxxx
Really...
Ah.. but could you hum whilst doing it?
Quote by wonderknobhead
Really...
Ah.. but could you hum whilst doing it?

What do you want?! Blood?! Jeeeze rolleyes lol
Venusxxx
lol. Jeeeez if you could see what I was thinkin right now!! :shock:
Any ............er............. paintball recruits here do you think Venus? wink
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I'm 24 and I've not had any problems. It's true - it's all about attitude.

Snap biggrin
(dreaded 25 coming too soon ) :uhoh:
From a personal point of view, and this not meant to offend anyone, i would consider 22 to be the lower age limit for anyone who wants to swing, or indeed be a member of a swingers site.
Dont ask me how it would be made to work, i dont know, this is simply my personal opinion.
Well, i wonder if this will get the thread back onto its original track.
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Lifes a beach, but watch out for the weavers.