ok peeps, whats the best/biggest/most shocking toy you own?
mine is
unfortunately it's 8cm accross :shock: so it doesn't fit (yet)
how about you lot?
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The milenuim falcon star wars toy.
LOL
Mike
LOL
Mike
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Quote by MikeC
The milenuim falcon star wars toy.
LOL
Mike
ok I asked for that
Being a man I don't actually have any of my own :cry: although I have been known to experiment with Mrs Cueballs' collection 
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Her all time fav is her Eroscillator. Bluddy (tm MISSCHIEF 2004) expensive but paid for itself over and over again.
She also has a not-inconsiderable collection from >> , including some inflatables which make her eyes water :shock:
.Her all time fav is her Eroscillator. Bluddy (tm MISSCHIEF 2004) expensive but paid for itself over and over again
.She also has a not-inconsiderable collection from >> , including some inflatables which make her eyes water :shock:
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Being a man I don't actually have any of my own :cry:
and why does being a man matter? I have about 30 of them!
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Being a man I don't actually have any of my own :cry:
and why does being a man matter? I have about 30 of them!
Yeah - I know... but what I mean is that they just don't cater for the male market in the way they do for women. You could fill Wembley Stadium (if they hadn't levelled it) with vibrators, butterflies, eggs, bullets, ben-wah balls, dildos, dolphins (and those are off the top of my head). But if you want a toy specifically for men you just get those scary looking plastic hole things, or blow up dolls. Other then that you're left with anal play. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy that just as much as the next person, but it's not always enough.
I have got a Flesh Light Its great. I got it for a bit of fun a few months ago with some ID Glide lube. I want not really expecting it to be that good to be honest but it feels really good and not that expensive. Would recomend it. Nothing beats the real thing of course but its a good second. Only bad thing about it I can think of is that you need to soak it in hot water for a few mins to get it nice and warm otherwise its like putting your peen in a freezer lol. here is a pic of it:
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I have got a Flesh Light Its great. I got it for a bit of fun a few months ago with some ID Glide lube. I want not really expecting it to be that good to be honest but it feels really good and not that expensive. Would recomend it. Nothing beats the real thing of course but its a good second. Only bad thing about it I can think of is that you need to soak it in hot water for a few mins to get it nice and warm otherwise its like putting your peen in a freezer lol. here is a pic of it:
ever tried putting a cold vibe in?? lol
Quote by JudyTV
Some of the more serious and adventurous adult shops cater for the male population in a big way. I know several in and around Manchester and one in particular that is geared specifically for the male. It all depends on what your looking for. Define what you want or need and you will find it without too much trouble. The positive side of the female is she knows exactly what she wants in this department. Ask a guy what sex toys he needs and invariably he will say "A Woman" and then give out a big macho laugh and then spout "I dont need F-all with bateries or plastic I need the real thing" He will rarely define his exact requirements. However, its there if you want it.
Judy
Hi Judy... Thanks for the advice. Methinks maybe I need to go shopping.... but Manchester is a bit too far
Perhaps I'll add a few things to my next Xmas list. Do they have a website?
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This one is particularly pleasureable on the balls, so I've been told
bit pricey though
although ann summers always are. course you can't put a price on pleasure :twisted: :twisted: 
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flippin heck, talking of prices this looks like a challenge to me!
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flippin heck, talking of prices this looks like a challenge to me!
Yes, thats the squirter one on the left hand side on the opening page. Extremely realistic.
Judy
for completeness, and for future people, the image changes quite often
do they feel good/realistic btw?
Sex God
We also have a squirter. Purely as Del is never gonna feel a real cock cumming in him. It feels so good and this is the closest thing he is gonna get to it.
We don't really have a fave toy. We have a few that we use frequently.
Our biggest and scariest is in the pic :shock: it is a fist, looks real life and certainly feels bigger than real life
G & D x
The double dong at the top was a fave but it is now 2x9" :cry: :cry: :cry:
We don't really have a fave toy. We have a few that we use frequently.
Our biggest and scariest is in the pic :shock: it is a fist, looks real life and certainly feels bigger than real life
G & D x
The double dong at the top was a fave but it is now 2x9" :cry: :cry: :cry:
Talking of expensive sex toys has everyone heard of real dolls? They cost thousands of pounds:
They look quite good but where would you hide it? lol I couldn’t imagine spending that kind of money on a toy though anyway. Rather have the real thing. Could be good fun for couples that did not want to bring a third person in to there relationship I guess.
They look quite good but where would you hide it? lol I couldn’t imagine spending that kind of money on a toy though anyway. Rather have the real thing. Could be good fun for couples that did not want to bring a third person in to there relationship I guess.
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The double dong at the top was a fave but it is now 2x9" :cry: :cry: :cry:
there's a pretty cheap replacement on this site
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ooh, YAY, just noticed they do corsets for £59 too :twisted: :lol: :twisted: :twisted: :lol: anyone wanna buy me one?
:twisted: :lol: :twisted: :twisted: :lol: anyone wanna buy me one? Quote by dundeecpl
We also have a squirter. Purely as Del is never gonna feel a real cock cumming in him. It feels so good and this is the closest thing he is gonna get to it.
We don't really have a fave toy. We have a few that we use frequently.
Our biggest and scariest is in the pic :shock: it is a fist, looks real life and certainly feels bigger than real life
G & D x
The double dong at the top was a fave but it is now 2x9" :cry: :cry: :cry:
Is that a set of FORCEPS????? :scared:
hwoar: 
Sex God
Quote by JudyTV
We also have a squirter. Purely as Del is never gonna feel a real cock cumming in him. It feels so good and this is the closest thing he is gonna get to it.
We don't really have a fave toy. We have a few that we use frequently.
Our biggest and scariest is in the pic :shock: it is a fist, looks real life and certainly feels bigger than real life
G & D x
The double dong at the top was a fave but it is now 2x9" :cry: :cry: :cry:
So you replaced the broken one then D&G?
not yet hunni but we certainly will do.
We had our moneys worth out of it and so did a few others
:wink: :wink: D & G x
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We had our moneys worth out of it and so did a few others
D & G x
most fun I ever had was with my ex and a double
wasn't that big though :shock: and it was the only time I've used one with another person :cry: Hi everyone
Well my greatest sex toy is my Versa Cock fucking machine from in the US.
The machine can fuck at 1 to 125 RPM, has a stroke adjustable from 1 to 6 inches and it can can go all night lol.........:-)
The dildo in the pic is my fav!!.........The Doc Johnson Kong, 9" long, 8" round!!!
I love to share my machine so if there our any women who wanna come round and ride with me email me - My add is #183427
Blue xxx
PS: Check me out on the website I'm female 15 under the customers photos section
Well my greatest sex toy is my Versa Cock fucking machine from in the US.
The machine can fuck at 1 to 125 RPM, has a stroke adjustable from 1 to 6 inches and it can can go all night lol.........:-)
The dildo in the pic is my fav!!.........The Doc Johnson Kong, 9" long, 8" round!!!
I love to share my machine so if there our any women who wanna come round and ride with me email me - My add is #183427
Blue xxx
PS: Check me out on the website I'm female 15 under the customers photos section
