Your first wank...

23 May 2009

Do you remember it? Tell us about it? :mrgreen:
I'll start... I was 22! Yes... 22!!! :shock:
I'd never had a wank before. :shock:
I'd never had an orgasm! :shock:
Even more shocking... I'd had sex... often before then!! :shock:
I'd been at a girly night in and the subject got onto wanking. I sat very quietly (I know, hard to imagine!) wink

and listened. They were all talking about something that was totally new to me. I had no idea. But I did know that I was gonna go home and touch myself until something happened. lol

I think I broke the wank bank in the week that followed!! redface

So that was what I'd been missing out on all these years! At least I knew what I'd been faking! :lol:
I fake no more! :mrgreen:
So when was your first wank?

23 May 2009

Wow!
Gosh. Am actually speechless. :shock:
Hmmmm... at the risk of being exposed as a complete deviant I may well hang fire on this one for a while. redface

23 May 2009

Quote by noladreams
Wow!
Gosh. Am actually speechless. :shock:
Hmmmm... at the risk of being exposed as a complete deviant I may well hang fire on this one for a while.

:giggle:
Is that a first? wink

Go for it deviant... I was a late starter with the deviance, I think it was always there, just needed some help getting out! lol

23 May 2009

Okay

I was in junior school I reckon. surprised

ops:

23 May 2009

Quote by noladreams
Okay I was in junior school I reckon. ops:

Can we be deviants together cos I think mine was too although I couldn't tell you exactly what age :oops:

23 May 2009

Quote by poshkate
Okay I was in junior school I reckon. ops:

Can we be deviants together cos I think mine was too although I couldn't tell you exactly what age :oops:
:thumbup: Thank feck... yep, deviant SATC watchers stick together methinks!

23 May 2009

When I was 12/13/14 ish, I stumbled upon a couple of top shelf mags my mum had confiscated from my dad.
One was a b/w photostory type thing. It was flicking through this that gave me my first orgasm- I (ahem) didn't have a hand in it.
When I next had the house to myself, I looked through the other- which was more an educational mag. It had an article on masturbation. I tried it. It worked. Job jobbed. wink

24 May 2009

I cant comment on this without risking an AUP breach.
Oh yes I can.
My first wank was about 2 hours ago.

24 May 2009

Jeepers I can't think back that far, it's in the dark and distant past. Think my first wank was during the age of the dinasaurs it's so long ago.
Been a wanker most of my life I guess. It's knackered my eyesight blink

but I haven't got hairy palms yet, I've checked. :lol2:

24 May 2009

Wank? Moi? Never done that, no sirree, not me redface

24 May 2009

Emm, dont know if I should admit this but shove up PK and Nola, and make way for another deviant redface

However, after just perving through a few profiles, I think I may need to go and distract myself for a while surprised

ops:
Note to self - stop perving profiles when you should be studying rolleyes

24 May 2009

LOL NWC can I steal that advice "Note to self - stop perving profiles when you should be studying icon_ "

24 May 2009

I have vague recollections of random fumblings at 13-14ish..
totally clueless about what I was doing and feeling..and to some extent to the sexual implications and connotations of the whole thing.
I lived 4 km away from the nearest neighbour, at the time, and had little in the way of friends/confidantes with whom to share experiences or opinions..brothers and sisters are all younger than me..
which means I literally had to go by trial and error.
I guess I'm a "self made man" in that way... :giggle:

24 May 2009

Quote by benrums0n
LOL NWC can I steal that advice "Note to self - stop perving profiles when you should be studying icon_ "

Well Ben, if you are up for it, we could always apply for the patent for it, or should that be copywrite wink

24 May 2009

Quote by poshkate
Okay I was in junior school I reckon. ops:

Can we be deviants together cos I think mine was too although I couldn't tell you exactly what age :oops:
Budge up another deviant here :oops:
I'm not sure how old but I can remember where, who I was with and :gagged:

24 May 2009

Can I please join the deviant club too, i remember climbing a tree and sitting across a branch, wriggling around being silly and suddenly thinking "Oh that feels good" redface

ops: i think i lost my tomboy status there and then

26 May 2009

My first real wank (i.e to my first orgasm) was about 12-13.
As a young lad you call everyone a wanker without really knowing what one is. Well one quiet afternoon after school I did that well known insulting action to than stopping to just walk around with that uncomfortable erection i just kept going. To be honest, the required commitment,associated pleasures and subsequent mess was quite a surprise at the time..but with hard work and dedication its become second nature. lol

With regards just playing and not actually managing to orgasm..I have no was so early on ill leave it at that. Ive no need to steal a crown from Nola!

26 May 2009

Quote by Chocolate8
My first real wank (i.e to my first orgasm) was about 12-13.
As a young lad you call everyone a wanker without really knowing what one is. Well one quiet afternoon after school I did that well known insulting action to than stopping to just walk around with that uncomfortable erection i just kept going. To be honest, the required commitment,associated pleasures and subsequent mess was quite a surprise at the time..but with hard work and dedication its become second nature.
With regards just playing and not actually managing to orgasm..I have no was so early on ill leave it at that. Ive no need to steal a crown from Nola!

I've often wondered ( redface

I am weird!) how I would've reacted as a boy to the aforementioned 'mess'... I imagine it must've been a shock first time.
Oh and Chocolate, we'll happily welcome you into our early wanking club of deviance... :rascal:

26 May 2009

I was 14, What a shock :shock: after that could not stop, 3-4 times a day redface

It was like a hobbie :P

28 May 2009

Quote by brumcock
I was 14, What a shock :shock: after that could not stop, 3-4 times a day It was like a hobbie :P

brumcock that was so me too!!! lol

actually after that and all through high school i had a permanent hard-on or so it felt, just needed a girl to look my way or even the female teacher to be leaning over me to explain something, especially if it was said in that confidential tone that they used to use.

28 May 2009

About thirteen or fourteen -can't remember the exact age, but I DO remember it clearly. After that, it's a surprise that I wasn't blind by 15 rolleyes

28 May 2009

Oh yes - And....... I'm BACK - Yippee !
(For all those that still remember me from way back !)
I'm back in the UK and horny as hell ; :twisted:

1 Jun 2009

Quote by robhambledon
I was 14, What a shock :shock: after that could not stop, 3-4 times a day It was like a hobbie :P

brumcock that was so me too!!! lol

actually after that and all through high school i had a permanent hard-on or so it felt, just needed a girl to look my way or even the female teacher to be leaning over me to explain something, especially if it was said in that confidential tone that they used to use.
LOL It was easy at our school to find girls who would wank you off biggrin

2 Jun 2009

14

I got a book out of the library and it explained what and where the clit was, I locked myself in the bathroom and found it.......... smile