Quote by neilinleeds
oh well s'pose it will have to be me sparkling wit and repartee then?rubbish tho that is!
neil x x x ;)
After reading it the second time i realised that it said sparkling and not spanking :doh: :roll:
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Your most appealing attribute is..........
Sex God
Neil you have gorgeous sparkly eyes and a come to bed look that melts me everytime.
Your youthful boyish mischeivious charm gets me all soppy and makes me giggle when you dig yourself into holes without realising it! You are soft and gentle yet all proud and fiesty. Thoughful, deep and kind.
Fancy a shag?
Your youthful boyish mischeivious charm gets me all soppy and makes me giggle when you dig yourself into holes without realising it! You are soft and gentle yet all proud and fiesty. Thoughful, deep and kind.
Fancy a shag?
My ability to make people laugh when they are in my company - or so im told anyway lol
Anyone who spends more than 20 min in my company will wither have a good sense of humour themselves or................................................................................ well if they didnt then they would be long gone before the 20 minutes are up :shock:
Anyone who spends more than 20 min in my company will wither have a good sense of humour themselves or................................................................................ well if they didnt then they would be long gone before the 20 minutes are up :shock:
Quote by SunBunny
I feel s stupid!! Its so obvious what your most intersting attribute is , well it is to those of us that have had the pleasure of seeing what you keep down there - all of it!!!
xxx
KEEP DOWN WHERE??? :shock:
ALL OF WHAT??? :P
SHIT, HAVE I MISSED SOMETHING???
:roll: :roll:sunbunny ask foxy she will tell you , p.s foxy i like your honesty has to be your best feature , avatars who mentioned avatars
Sex God
Quote by MQ
Dear Big G
I like chips, I can make them fresh from the potato and serve them to your preference, Silk said it would be ok :twisted:
MQ
ps the missus is quite fit too so if you want to bring her along that's fine we can have some chips together
Im a killer with a Chip Pan!
S xxxxxxxx
Quote by SunBunny
I feel s stupid!! Its so obvious what your most intersting attribute is , well it is to those of us that have had the pleasure of seeing what you keep down there - all of it!!!
xxx
KEEP DOWN WHERE??? :shock:
ALL OF WHAT??? :P
SHIT, HAVE I MISSED SOMETHING???
:roll: :roll:Well if you havnt seen it, yes you have missed something!!!!!
:D :D Sex God
Quote by MQ
Dear Big G
I like chips, I can make them fresh from the potato and serve them to your preference, Silk said it would be ok :twisted:
MQ
ps the missus is quite fit too so if you want to bring her along that's fine we can have some chips together
Whilst the chips ( from real spuds and everything ) and the other slightly less obvious offer are very very appreciated , Im afraid I have more than enough fantastic woman to cope with in Silky , however should my parents ever release my evil twin from his chains in the cellar I will contact you immediately with his mobile number . Thankyou though for the flattery , its something I relish xxxx
Sex God
Incidentally while were doing best features , my girl does have amazing pins just as she said , but also the most mystical green eyes you have ever seen that sparkle with emotion whenever she displays her very best feature which is a smile that lights my world .
Quote by foxylady 123
I feel s stupid!! Its so obvious what your most intersting attribute is , well it is to those of us that have had the pleasure of seeing what you keep down there - all of it!!!
xxx
KEEP DOWN WHERE??? :shock:
ALL OF WHAT??? :P
SHIT, HAVE I MISSED SOMETHING???
:roll: :roll:Well if you havnt seen it, yes you have missed something!!!!!
:D :DAh. Got it. Finally.
We're talkiing :moon: I presume ???
Foxy hunny I voted you in sexiest avatar so no - I havent missed anything.
Phew.... :smug:
Sex God
Worth reviving this thread - don't remember seeing it last time round.
Me? Think it must be my quizzical raised eyebrow, I use that a lot in here. :rascal:
Mike.
Me? Think it must be my quizzical raised eyebrow, I use that a lot in here. :rascal:
Mike.
Warming the Bed
Physical good; My bum/My cheeky grin
Physical bad ; Nothing! <sucks stomach in>
Personality good; I always like to laugh
Personality bad ; I always find the funny side... even when its serious
We're not doing music, I'd have to confess to owning the "Ivor biggun" CD
ops:
Physical bad ; Nothing! <sucks stomach in>
Personality good; I always like to laugh
Personality bad ; I always find the funny side... even when its serious
We're not doing music, I'd have to confess to owning the "Ivor biggun" CD
ops: 
Sex God
:cry: :cry: I don't think I can think of my most appealing attribute.... :cry:
They're all flucking brilliant :!: :!: Just don't ask how many I've got - please.
This is an unattributable observation about attributes, which attributes nothing to my non-existant attributes. Or alternatively I lost all mine at puberty - FLUCK.
They're all flucking brilliant :!: :!: Just don't ask how many I've got - please.
This is an unattributable observation about attributes, which attributes nothing to my non-existant attributes. Or alternatively I lost all mine at puberty - FLUCK.
Orgasminator
Quote by foxylady 123
Om so easy to .................................................................................................................................................... to get on with!!!
And im told i do a brill b/jj
Now theres a theory that could do with investigation
Orgasminator
Quote by Silk and Big G
Dear Big G
I like chips, I can make them fresh from the potato and serve them to your preference, Silk said it would be ok :twisted:
MQ
ps the missus is quite fit too so if you want to bring her along that's fine we can have some chips together
Im a killer with a Chip Pan!
S xxxxxxxx
Not literally I hope.
Sex God
Quote by VenusnMars
Best - My insight and objectivity (I hope)
Spot on
Quote by VenusnMars
Worst - My inquiring mind and introspection, makes me come across as pretentious, prying and self-centered.
Bollox
Sex God
Quote by VenusnMars
Bollox
And another thread bites the dust! :giggle:
Anyone for Bollox?! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
I'm really disappointed in you. You always miss me Spot ons.
