when i was pregnant with my first i was very rounded lol i bought a maternity slirt from mothercare, a new idea they had was to have expandable waistbands, excellent idea i thought ,that is until i was in town one day , heavily pregnant about to step onto the bus when the expandable waistband decided to pop!!!! the button pinged off and my skirt fell down my ankles. i had an underskirt on fortunately, but that couldnt hide my severe red face and dignity lol i just bent down, picked it up and paid my fare!!!!!!!! i never , ever used expandable waistbands again!!
Talking about Mothercare - someone has arranged for me to receive their catalogue in the post :shock: .
Is someone 'aving a larf??
The second one arrived on Saturday. My (grown up) kids are asking questions.
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well mines related to swinging im afraid, was a few years ago when we was still living in Mansfield and i lived in the same village as my mum and sister, anyway one sunday afternoon my mum had taken the kids out for the day so we decided to invite a couple round who we had met a few times :rascal: as you do when your kid free, anyway we was all on the bed doing as you do when i heard a knock on the door so i ignored it thinking whoever it was would go away, it was my sister and she didnt go away being family when noone replied so tried the door which stupid me forgot to lock :doh: next thing i know the bedroom door opens and there stood my sister watching in shock at us all naked on the bed :shock: :shock:
Must have been around 15 with a girl of the same age, stood around in a woodland area and lets just say were fingers were working overtime and low and behold who appears walking there dog.................yep thats right her mum and auntie!!!
Funny looking back but mortified at the time!
I was in Vancouver and in the middle of getting a blow job from a hooker, when suddenly lights appeared behind the car and the RCMP appeared. Decent blokes the Mounties, as they gave us time to sort ourselves out before approaching the car.
There's a lot more detail to the story but, the first mountie said I could get my shorts properly on, as I had been standing there holding them up with one hand. Shortly after this, with my cock shrivelled to nothing the condom began to slip off and plopped out of my shorts. So I had to stand on it, during the next 45 minutes of questions and so on.
Very embarassing all round.
In the days before hold-ups I was wearing stockings with a suspender belt. Walking through Coventry in the middle of the day the belt came unhooked. It headed south taking both stockings with it.
I tried to find somewhere quiet to sort it out and slipped down a side-alley and hoiked my skirt up to sort out the confusion. Of course it wasn't a quiet side-alley for long. As soon as I got my skirt up over my arm and my hands busy with my undies a whole family came strolling down the road.
Well, what do you do? I got on with it and sauntered past them trying to pretend I wasn't beetroot red.
I once tripped over a pothole crossing a road in New Orleans and caused a pile up....
...that was a tad embarrassing!!
In my time I have renovated many houses to sell. Because of this I was called upon by friends and acquaintances to give some hints and tips on what to do with their particular house to make it easier to sell. Or what to concentrate on when 'doing it up'.
I was merrily pointing out opportunities to a work colleague of my (then) partner whilst being shown around her newly bought house. We finally arrived in the living room and I started pointing out through giggles what was wrong with this room and continued that this clearly needed to be completed first as it was awful and only if they were selling the house to some middle aged short sighted people would this aid the sale of their house.
You have guessed correctly. They had already decorated this room. :shock:
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: :?: :?: did i mention i have cats that like natural yogurt 
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