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Your Perfect Swing, Who would it be!

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3sum with the cheeky girls
Can I nominate you PrincessSwallows? redface
Kylie Minogue, I just think she's cute and just my size.
I wonder how she is getting on battling the Cancer, havn't heard anything in a while confused:
Or failing that, a slim petite long haired Blonde (I just love long blonde hair, mainly because I havn't got much hair left)
Or, failing that, any woman, as along as it was long, hard and knockout good.
ooooooo - this one's easy peasy lemon squeezy!!
Me, Jean Claude van Damme, Angelina Jolie, Catherine Zeta, Wesley Snipes and Mr Depp :twisted:
i'm off for a cold shower! hump
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Rachel Uniit (Womens England footie team) Cos she has sexiest arse ever and that gurl must have stamina

i thought i was the only person who thought that.
mmmmm women in shorts *dribble :P
I'd have Patrick Mcguiness, Rachel Stevens and Tom Cruise
It would have to be Natasha Kaplinsky and Rachel Stevens ones all prim and proper and the other is just dirty. We can all dream.
this is easy...drew barrymore, angelina jolie, gmah, davina mcall, wesley snipes. <<the perfect party. biggrin
and if he was still alive...john lennon
Would definately want those lips of Angelina Jolie all over me...amazing!
To top it off if Racel Hunter was there as well then I would be in heaven..
Well a very hard choice to make lol
Carol Varderman mm mmmm and Cameron Diaz :lol:
Yep cold shower needed lol
Mr goodtimez
For me I think I would love Johnny Deppe dressed up as the Pirate he played in Pirates of the Carribbean and Paula Radcliffe for my partner as he greatly admires her .. bet she's fulll of energy in bed too hump :hump: :hump:
DD
It would have to be Kylie Monigue and Marilyn Monroe for my threesome!!
For me it would have to be Jeri Ryan (Seven of Nine from Star Trek: Voyager, I wanna find out if they are "Borg implants" :rascal: ), Scarlet Johanssen, and Amy Lee from Evanescence (:love: :love: ).
Kate Bush (dressed in the outfit from the Babooshka video) and Kathleen Turner (dressed as China Blue in Crimes of Passion).
hump :smoke: :thumbup:
Basket Case
Well.....angelina jolie....my best mate...teppic....robbie williams...johnny depp....trent rezner from nine inch nails....will smith...
Thats all i can think of at the mo
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For me Ann Robinson biggrin wink

she give winks, not w*nks....
Johnny Depp, natch, and Susan Sarandon.
i think...... slash and steve vai........... screw the sex gimme my 6 string i wanna jam
definatley devondelight for the accent - and any female dark skinned for the contrast lol
i would like to change mine now....there would be only one needed in my perfect swing. wink :twisted:
for me it would have to be David Boreanaz, Prince and Lenny Kravitz (I'm having a foursome by the way! :twisted: )
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For me it would have to be Jeri Ryan (Seven of Nine from Star Trek: Voyager, I wanna find out if they are "Borg implants" :rascal: )

Same here.
Her and Tori Wilson (WWE female wrestler) and Victoria Silvstedt and Michelle Marsh.
madonna..............when she did justify my love :twisted: and maybe throw in natasha henstridge for good mensure,,,,,,oh and maybe sharon stone,,,,just for the older woman boy thing :P
if i may be a little different here.....id like to go as a single to a club and have "bagpuss" and all his friends accompany me and we are the only males allowed in.....so of course when bagpuss falls asleep all his friends fall asleep leaving me the only male in the place smile....yes i know a cunning plan...
but bagpuss will be ok....even bagpuss himself when asleep is just an old saggy raggy cloth cat....a bit loose at the seems.......but emily loves him.......
damn it ....my bagpuss fetish is starting to show again... :shock:
BAGPUSS AT A SWINGING CLUB ???
Oh that is just wrong in so many different ways...........
My Childhood memories have just turned a strange shade of black......... Am off back to therapy, cheers dargento I owe ya ....lmao
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MMMMM I'm with Horny Red on Robbie Williams, and Simon Cowell.................x
Ooh Vix you are so right Susan Sarandon and er... you redface