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Your Perfect Swing, Who would it be!

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Yes teppic but her sexy winks are better than some of the w*nks I have had over the years.
Quote by Amber
for me it would have to be David Boreanaz (...)

Agree in 100 % - before he started to get fat... (by the way - Angel is one of my favourites series...watching 5 season now ;) ).
Others: Mr Depp... (maybe Brad Pitt?);
woman one and only: Angelina Jolie for me and my Mr as well - and I would put here for sure him as well - he is just ideal lover for me :twisted:
xxx
M
This threesome will happen, oh yes, it will....

Juliette Binoche :happy:
Quote by sleazy
BAGPUSS AT A SWINGING CLUB ???
Oh that is just wrong in so many different ways...........

Well, I do agree, taking Bagpuss to Partners would be rather cruel........ he would get chased round the place by that cuddly dog that lives in the couples room :shock:
Not good......not good at all lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hmmmmmmmm...........tough one
so many to choose from.........
Well Kylie and Danni Minogue for deffo.
and...............................
sophie Rainsworth (i think thats her name) BBC Newsreader
and for a male...... i dunno, howabout Mr Muscle..... i would look damn good next to him
Quote by bigDewi69

Mmmmm, two of my favourite Page 3 girls, Sophie Howard (top left) and Natasha Mealey (top centre) :twisted:
Steve,Brad Pitt,Angelina Jolie and Anthony Keidis (from Red hot chili peppers)
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
The Minogue Sisters :thumbup:
or, as i'm feeling particually filthy this week, book me a ticket to LA-i'm off to find the Olsen Twins :twisted:
ohhh how many can i have?
well ermmm Steve Vai has got to be top of my list for men, the way he looked back end of the 80's tho or when he was in crossroads (the film not the TV prog and no not the film with Britney Spears in either lol) ohhh and Anastacia :thumbup: that would be a pretty good 3sum :happy:
Hmmm....
Diana Krall, Nigella Lawson, Kate Robbins. Not only would the sex be great but the music, food and entertainment would all be taken care of lol
I need to update mine i have my perfect swing partner now and i dont need anyone else redface
I'm not greedy - only one name springs to mind...
Pussycat Dolls
:twisted:
mine has to be Meg Ryan , the orgasm scene in when harry met sally ...................... would I !!!!!!!! :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
Mariah Carey and Sandra Bullock...Oh and Gwen Stefani.. passionkiss blast hump
Mr Bedz
Stone Cold Steve Austin, John Cena and... Vin Diesel (but he's gay,Be fun turning him straight tho) :inlove: innocent
MrsBedz
Pretty much anyone (female) at the mo biggrin
Desperate ? who ? me?
Aww things cant be that bad surely Mr F ??.... smile
MrsB
Quote by Mr&MrsBeds
Aww things cant be that bad surely Mr F ??.... smile
MrsB

dont get me started,oh pleeeeaaasseeee dont get me started redface rolleyes evil
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Aww things cant be that bad surely Mr F ??.... smile
MrsB

dont get me started,oh pleeeeaaasseeee dont get me started redface rolleyes evil
Why do you finish quick? :happy:
Quote by Mr&MrsBeds
Aww things cant be that bad surely Mr F ??.... smile
MrsB

dont get me started,oh pleeeeaaasseeee dont get me started redface rolleyes evil
Why do you finish quick? :happy:
Never ever had that problem,thank the getting sex started thats the i dont want to hijack this thread so if you want to see me wallowing in self pity please see my thread entitled 'i havent had sex ....' You can poke fun at me in there :roll:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
The Minogue Sisters :thumbup:
or, as i'm feeling particually filthy this week, book me a ticket to LA-i'm off to find the Olsen Twins :twisted:

wow.....yes pleeeeeeeeeease wink
Johnny Depp
and that's all I'm saying!
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Quote by onlyme1981
johnny depp

oh yeah! johnny depp and . . . . . johnny depp !
oh no . . . . i meant . . . . winona rider!
ok all 4 of 'em! 2 johnny depps and a winona?
is that allowed?
neil x x x :P
Quote by lynni133
The Minogue Sisters :thumbup:
or, as i'm feeling particually filthy this week, book me a ticket to LA-i'm off to find the Olsen Twins :twisted:

wow.....yes pleeeeeeeeeease wink
shall i make that 2 tickets to LA then? :rascal:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
The Minogue Sisters :thumbup:
or, as i'm feeling particually filthy this week, book me a ticket to LA-i'm off to find the Olsen Twins :twisted:

wow.....yes pleeeeeeeeeease wink
shall i make that 2 tickets to LA then? :rascal:
What happened to them!!???.........my daughter still watches them on Sky and they are about 8 years old!!.......Timewarp!
:shock:
Its got to be Angelina jolie ,Salma hayek and Kelly Rowland from destiny child .
Quote by Amber
The Minogue Sisters :thumbup:
or, as i'm feeling particually filthy this week, book me a ticket to LA-i'm off to find the Olsen Twins :twisted:

wow.....yes pleeeeeeeeeease wink
shall i make that 2 tickets to LA then? :rascal:
What happened to them!!???.........my daughter still watches them on Sky and they are about 8 years old!!.......Timewarp!
:shock:
They all grown up now, and a fine job they did :twisted:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
The Minogue Sisters :thumbup:
or, as i'm feeling particually filthy this week, book me a ticket to LA-i'm off to find the Olsen Twins :twisted:

Is this a genuine photo of the Olsen twins? If so, I envy the person who applied their butterflies.......
Quote by MadAtGravity
The Minogue Sisters :thumbup:
or, as i'm feeling particually filthy this week, book me a ticket to LA-i'm off to find the Olsen Twins :twisted:

Is this a genuine photo of the Olsen twins? If so, I envy the person who applied their butterflies.......
maybe they applied each others!!!
if it's a fake, it's very well done
Quote by meat2pleaseu
The Minogue Sisters :thumbup:
or, as i'm feeling particually filthy this week, book me a ticket to LA-i'm off to find the Olsen Twins :twisted:

Is this a genuine photo of the Olsen twins? If so, I envy the person who applied their butterflies.......
maybe they applied each others!!!
if it's a fake, it's very well done
Saying that, maybe I'd rather be the bloke who removes the butterflies............................. and every other item of their clothing :twisted:.