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Something Special In The Southukcouple.
Monsieur with this Calista you're really spoiling us!
or
Live in your Calista, Play in ours
rotflmao
Cx
Put A Lilacgem In Your Tank biggrin
You're Never Alone with a Lilacgem
Makes me sound like a stalker bird confused
What Can dambuster Do For You?
rotflmao
Is It Live, Or Is It dambuster?
:rotflmao:
and finally Esther
Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh, What a dambuster it is!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by mike48
How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of an Alleyson? :shock: :shock:

Has to be the funniest yet
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Well what can I say ............. I aim to please wink :wink:
I just had a play lol
Just Do Shaz_n_tony..................Were not that easy :lol:
Have a Break. Have a Shaz_n_tony................We come with 20 fingers!
There's More Than One Way To Eat A Shaz_n_tony................... :twisted:
Half the Shaz_n_tony, All the Taste..................Nooooo i'm not leaving Tony behind!
The Incredible, Edible Shaz_n_tony................Nothing like a good munch :twisted:
The Appliance of Shaz_n_tony.................Must be revering to my supervibe :twisted:
I Feel Like Shaz_n_tony Tonight...................Knew that subliminal message would work biggrin
The Shaz_n_tony That Likes To Say Yes.................If you match our criteria :lol:
Designed for Shaz_n_tony, Engineered to Last................Found a way round the batteries then?
Shaz x
Quote by Sassy-Seren
The Lighter Way To Enjoy Sassy Seren
and no I do NOT come free with a bag of Maltesers ! rolleyes

Guess I'm not gonna melt in your mouth then!!!
Quote by redpantherman
The Lighter Way To Enjoy Sassy Seren
and no I do NOT come free with a bag of Maltesers ! rolleyes

Guess I'm not gonna melt in your mouth then!!!

Only one way to find out red :twisted:
Quote by lilacgem
Put A Lilacgem In Your Tank biggrin

Oh - Halcyon days ........
Pete_sw Saves Your Soul. :shock: dunno
You Can't Get Quicker Than a redpantherman Fitter.
I just can't help myself.
Giggling like a girl :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
The Dambuster That Eats Like A Meal.
Nothing Works Better Than a Dambuster.
Because So Much Is Riding On Your Dambuster.
Come One, Come All To Dambuster.
Come to Life. Come to Dambuster.
What Can Dambuster Do For You?
Life Should Taste As Good As Dambuster.
Sorry rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by dambuster
What Can Dambuster Do For You?

How long have you got? :twisted:
Quote by Sassy-Seren

What Can Dambuster Do For You?

How long have you got? :twisted:
I thought size didn't matter :cry:
Devon knows how they make Missy so creamy
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by dambuster

What Can Dambuster Do For You?

How long have you got? :twisted:
I thought size didn't matter :cry:
That's yet another moniter covered in coffee ! smackbottom
Sassy off to get a job with pc world....at least I can get staff discount for all new moniters and keyboards rolleyes
Quote by Sassy-Seren
That's yet another moniter covered in coffee ! smackbottom

The Dirt says Hot, The Label says Dambuster.
or . . . . and - rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
There's More Than One Way To Eat A Dambuster.
Quote by Missy
Devon knows how they make Missy so creamy
:shock: :shock: :shock:

Whey Hey, i'm off to ask Devon for the details :twisted:
rotflmao :giggle: :rotflmao: :giggle: :rotflmao: :giggle: :rotflmao: :giggle: :rotflmao: :giggle:
I'm sorry.
I'll step away from the laptop now, but ..............................
Be Young, Have Fun, Drink Dambuster.
redface A Day Without jessica-r Is Like A Day Without Sunshine...... 8 Out Of 10 Owners Who Expressed A Preference Said Their Cats Preferred jessica-r... :shock: and the best one......Devon Knows How They Make jessica-r So Creamy!!!! wink
"You press the sexyjo, we do the rest" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
How Do You Eat Your Southukcouple? :rascal:
Make It A Southukcouple Night. wink
The Best Part of Waking Up is Southukcouple in Your Cup. :shock:
Fill It To The Rim With Sassyseren......................Oh no you bloody don't ! :shock:
Have a Break. Have a Sassy Seren....................Why are all mine chocolate references? :doh:
Double the Pleasure, Double the Sgt Bilko. :shock: :shock: :shock:
Sometimes You Feel Like a Sgt Bilko, Sometimes You Don't. :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Fill It To The Rim With Sassyseren......................Oh no you bloody don't ! :shock:
Have a Break. Have a Sassy Seren....................Why are all mine chocolate references? :doh:

Craving for something? wink :rascal:
OMG :shock:
You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Manolishi
Pink??
Friggin Pink??
Fair enough, pink may match my eyes, but for heavens sake, pink just so clashes with the blue shoes ......................
Quote by Sgt Bilko


Sometimes You Feel Like a Sgt Bilko, Sometimes You Don't. :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

Always feel like a Bilko hunni kiss
Quote by Sassy-Seren


Sometimes You Feel Like a Sgt Bilko, Sometimes You Don't. :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

Always feel like a Bilko hunni kiss
:shock: :shock: well you don't look like one :rascal:
bolt
londonplaything's too wet without one!
not sure I like that... without what?
and where should I find one?
too wet.... is that bad?
oh blimey!
LP
londonplaything
Quote by Pete_sw


Sometimes You Feel Like a Sgt Bilko, Sometimes You Don't. :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

Always feel like a Bilko hunni kiss
:shock: :shock: well you don't look like one :rascal:
bolt
I know ! He's got bigger tits than me! sillyhwoar: