Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login

your very first posting on SH

last reply
67 replies
3.6k views
1 watcher
0 likes
Quote by GlisteningHelmet
This was our very first posting on the site.
Just would like to know how people joined in the banter?
xx
Del

Mine was bollocks, lumpy bollocks with a slant...... smile
.....the post that had the slant.....not the bollocks....... lol
Quote by corriefem
I just read my first post and it doesn't seem like the sort of thing I'd normally say ... ah well it wasn't anyone else

wow waterpistol you are back - dont you dare go off for so long again. Missed you so we need to catch upxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx winkyou know it :P
Quote by Mark
Is this thing on? Testing testing one poo pee. God I hate forums.

You didnt really say that did you?
Mine apparently was : I promis you some of us "mature ladies" are very immature!!!!!
See i even managed to get a, customary, spelling mistake in it. BTW id still stand by that comment.
My second posting was about underware!! nothing much has changed!!
Quote by Mark
Is this thing on? Testing testing one poo pee. God I hate forums.

You didnt really say that did you?
This post made me chuckle... thems were the days eh smile

Just read your last link, lol Did you ever find out who he was that posted it?
Then people accuse me of posting to wind them up!!
My first one was
Quote by mal609
Based in the NorthWest, I am looking for someone able to take some piccies of me, so I can post them with my ad. I am willing to travel within reason, preferably daytimes if poss biggrin Happy for them to use digital, video or webcam, or if not, polariods if they can scan them. Email phone number for response - Many thanks !! :P

Bluexxx replied and the rest is history! There are now more pics of me floating around this Site and related links, than you can shake a stick at!
Who would have thought it from someone as shy as me redface ?
Mal
cool
I think I was inviting myself to a party - lol such a hanger-on I am!
Still haven't done much posting since and only one party but always seem to be in this place having a gander.....
Cathy x
i just got totally confused looking for my own first post....have gone from being a joint poster to a solo poster and a name change since then...so don't know exactly....off for another look......
aha, got it now...it was my results to "take the love test..." apparently i love to be stroked and wanted a cuddle from the S.O. !!
Well I made the mistake of announcing that I was 'gagging for cock' redface surprisedops: :oops: (So uncool) and asking for an invitation to a Munch. How naive. I didnt get an invite but I had 3 meets arranged within 24 hours of joining and two of those guys are still 'obliging' as it were....so all good. lol
What an interesting thread.
I've just gone back and looked at mine too.
I'd come here (pissed) looking for a quick, easy shag rolleyes and thought (wrongly) that some geeza with a big nose was having a pop at something close to my heart.
How wrong I was, about so much.
How things have changed for me since I've been here.
I'm glad I came, and glad I stayed.
Thank you for making me feel so welcome here. All of you. kiss
Quote by dambuster
. . . . . and thought (wrongly) that some geeza with a big nose was having a pop at something close to my heart.

who was that then? anyone we know? dunno rotflmao seem to remember a spate of locked threads from some big nosed fecker round about the time? :lol2:
neil x x x ;)
Yeah, me too. lol
Good to see you back btw
Watched forum for yonks before I just said hi and how much I was enjoying site !As I've usually got a big mouth it's quite reassuring to realise I can be boring as fuck!!!
Just thought I'd introduce my self on this historic evening. I'd logged on shortly after unaware I was about to become a part of this sites history. Congrats! biggrin

That was the night that Sarge encouraged as many members to log on at one time as was possible. Think it was something like 86 people. Seems a bit poor by todays log in ratings.
LC
Mine was bad and now i see why single guys get a bad rap biggrin
Quote by Lovecommando
Just thought I'd introduce my self on this historic evening. I'd logged on shortly after unaware I was about to become a part of this sites history. Congrats! biggrin

That was the night that Sarge encouraged as many members to log on at one time as was possible. Think it was something like 86 people. Seems a bit poor by todays log in ratings.
LC
think we were part of that history too :twisted:
Well I started out trying to be helpful...
I wouldn't read too much into the number of views if I were you - I've had over 150 views & no emails - and there's people complaining about 1000s of views & no emails. It just seems to be the way of things.

But the guy who'd asked for opinions only wanted to hear women's opinions, so I quickly learned my lesson. evil
Found this and had to bump it back up 'cos I thought it was cool smile. Loved your war and peace post Reese!!! lol
My first posting was a blatant hijack!!!! Oh and a grovel towards Blue by the looks of it :lol: :lol:
Quote by shynewbie
Hi - I didn't want to start a new thread, but wasn't sure if it was rude to jump in on someone elses! So - I apologise if I offend by jumping in and saying "Hello - I'm also new". Only - I'm not an experienced swinger and am vrey shy - BUT I have been reading bits of the forum for a coupla days now - so starting to feel a little more comfie :)
So hello Sammie - hello all - and I hope you won't mind me asking all manner of questions as ease myself comfortably in. :color:
And I'm already well respectful to you Blue biggrin

:lol: :lol:
Nice choice for resurrection Rainbows. cool
My first post was here:-
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/9788.html
It was a quiz that basically told everyone what I nice guy I am. lol :lol: :lol:
41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.

Roger the Dragon 8-)
mine was on the thread called 7 words only,
the thread was a good idea but didn't last as long as i thought it would
The "Preston Student Body" post that became a hijack-fest which introduced me to Alex, Angel, Lucy and many others.
Quote by Mr Writer
Hi everyone, I'm a student at the University of Central Lancashire in Preston though I'm originally from Manchester, a city I try and get back to every so often.
I'm 23 years old and looking for fun with women older than me. I have a real Mrs Robinson complex, but then again I think that most lads my age do. I'd love to hear from any ladies out there who think that we'd get along well. Send me a PM on here and we'll see how it goes!
Thanks for listening.
Not really up on the search thingy, but I've eventually found mine redface
Quote by novice1
I was nearly 17, very young going by previous posts surprisedops:
It happened in the woods, behind the youth club. I can remember it in every detail, even though it was more than 28 years ago :sleeping: :sleeping:

Oops, cocked up again rolleyes
This was the thread.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/27885.html#27885
Quote by fem_manc
HI!
My boyfriend and I went to a few swinger clubs in Copenhagen, Denmark and they have put gloryholes into the walls of some of the private rooms.
In two of the clubs we went to they had changed a double private playroom to a smaller playroom containing bed and cushions etc...with an added wall. In the added wall was a piece of one way glass and several gloryholes so people could stand behind and see you.
They also had a couple only section for the gloryholes with larger pussy-sized holes, dick-sized holes and a dark area on one side for the couple. It was all well labelled to indicate it was a couple only area so the girl/guys on the other side dont know who they're getting.
I'm sure there would be something similar in clubs here for people to try. As we've only been swinging a few months, I'm no expert!
xxxx

kiss
Gosh, back in the innocent days before you all corrupted me! lol
warwick wrote
1993 Escort 1600l for sale
average condition and mileage for age
tax and tested £600 or VNO
Should have seen my advert in Autotrader mind redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
I bounced in! :mrgreen:
We are so glad we found this! We`ve been toying with the idea of outside excitement for years, but there comes a time when fantasy demands something greater. Merely joining this site takes us one step further into the excitement, and its such a great relief to see such friendly open-minded and normal people here. To date we have only played online, (aside from a couple of experiances when we were way too young and stupid!) an anticlimax much of the time, cameras, lighting, angles, kinda takes the excitement out of it at times!
We are going to have so much fun interacting on here.
Thankyou for providing a genuine, credit card free place for like-minded people. I was getting tired of all the crud out there!
I`m excited that something new has been added to our sex life.........can you tell?! biggrin
It`s so good to see people interacting here in ordinary conversation too, if (most likely when) we decide to take it further, it`s great to know we can make friends on a like-minded level first on here.
Munching, what a great concept, no couple on couple pressure, but whole groups so noone in particular feels pressured. Do I come across as niave in this game? Yup, we should have come here years ago! lol
He is 38, and bi-curious, I am 32 and am bi-curious too (had one experiance, wasn`t happy with it, but it hasn`t put me off the idea of trying again!)
Likely to be nervous about photos (a little paranoid, what if my dad got hold of one :shock: ) I tend to do head and body shots seperately!
Anyhow, it`s great to be here, sorry about the enthuiasm...............I`m horny! :evil2: :

Also managed to get my second (?) thread locked, that was after I put it in the wrong forum also! rotflmao
Dickhead
It was a psychology subject too.......fancy that! innocent
Venusxxx
Hey Venus - was that you I saw walking down the high street fully clothed
Meouw
the KAT
Quote by the KAT
Hey Venus - was that you I saw walking down the high street fully clothed
Meouw
the KAT

I very much doubt it......I don`t do outside........or clothes for that matter :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
We decided to join in on a "what is a hardened swinger" type thread
Quote by foxy30s_cpl
We are unhardened which to us means that meeting/playing with a couple is still a huuuuuge huge deal which has to include pre-meet familiarity and aftermeet chats with a general glowy touchy feely attitude towards them and an urge to dicuss and have a good chat and laugh about the meet....maybe with a view to another meet??? smile
We recently met a couple who were hardened swingers. We met, played, all enjoyed, but that was it.........fairly cold before, fairly cold after...more of a .."yeh, so we played together, what of it?" confused All we wanted was a little aftersales serivice,lol. Make no mistake, we knew the score before we met this couple but werent quite prepared for the casualness of it all.
This isnt even a critisism. Hardened in general refers to an increase in robustnus.....similar to most of us with xmas...how CAN Xmas today ever compare with those first few Xmas`s?
Mind you, having said all of that I dont think this automatically means that people who have had multiple meets do not cherish the meets and friendship as much....not all people are unmoved and impassive. We know this for a fact. lol

How things change. Anyway, got to shoot, almost time for our daily lunchtime gangbang :twisted: rolleyes
wasn't you then I still have my tongue out and saying meeeeeeeeooouw.
surprised
KAT
Here's my first post...
Quote by Angel Chat
Just wondering, as a new forum member myself... where do I apply to get a chest rub? wink
Hello Everyone wave
:angel: <my very own emoticon look!!! Think I'm gonna like it here!

And I'm still waiting for the Sarge to give me that chest rub evil :evil: :wink: