***** So sorry about the length of this profile and the fact I may not reply within a nano second but......well just read****

I'm not on here very often but when I am.....I'm looking for quality rather than quantity. Was last on in 2005! I travel round the world with work and if I’ve winked it’s because I’m either in or going to be in your area soon x

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"dont meet single guys" (Singleist bastards)

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"Dont meet over 35's" (ageist bastards)

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"dont do average body types" (fattist bastards)

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"Must be shaved down below" (shavest gits)

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"Only meet black guys" (racist wankers)

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"Not meeting at the moment" (agoraphobic nutters)

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"Must send COCK shots or no reply" (It's a cock in a frock collecting piccys)

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"single guys must be Bi-sexual" (whatever floats your boat)

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"Only guys that have 9"+ dicks need apply" (echo, echo, echo)

Welcome to my world of being a single guy! ;)

Nice clean, single executive guy with VGSOL and a dry sense of humor, looking for quality fun with a stable, liberated and nice couple, possibly and it is a BIG possibility an exceptional single female who's looking for an occasional but fulfilling liaison. 

Looking for folk over 30 ideally, sex appeal and eroticism is far more important than looks to me. Natural trimmed hair is a kink of mine
Not into odd stuff, pain or w/s, or notching my bed post just good quality rather than quantity. 

Only looking for an occasional sexy liason with the right couple or lady. Too busy with life for much else tbh. Same day or booty calls are the exception, unless I’m not in the UK, rather than the rule. I do have a life off here as I hope you do. If I’m not in Cornwall I’ll be in a good hotel. 

I know how to use a shower, deodorant and toothbrush. Fast Rugby player build (I do Play) No cauliflower ears and a nose thats not squished.
Anyway mail me even if its for a chat, you never know I could be the guy your'e looking for, thats if you want an intelligent, respectful, non pushy guy who knows which way is up, one that is discreet, never outstays a welcome, knows that you take the gold and silver medals, I'm real happy with bronze and I'm not addicted to text messages. Well sized (L&G), tightly trimmed, uncut ,very heavy cummer if I’m keen and not a 3 minute wonder, and exceptionally clean.
 

Please don't confuse timewasting with me being selective I'm not desperate, far from it. Quality is the key not quantity, If you " Need a picture" before you respond to my email just remember the shallow pools are always first to dry up!

Oh and seriously I don't care much for overly demanding requests or "Message Codes" in the title, what a load of bolx, I remember the good old days where it was polaroids, a pen/paper an envelope and a stamp and sent to a PO Box number !!!!

If I have messaged or winked at you, Its because I think you have a great profile without the nonsense and I find you and your profile intriguing, appealing and attractive.

I'm 100% genuine and feel that if your also genuine and serious you will have read the email I sent you regardless of whether I put "hob nobs" or "Green Skies" in the message  title.

And breathe  !