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4wheeldrive
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 61
Straight Male, 71
0 miles · Greater London
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Sorry but the worse place on this planet has to be B & Q
No trollies in the carpark, so you go in looking for one, you ask a person in a bright ornage shirt , who replies, sorry I dont deal with trollies, you ask, who might ??? emmmmm dont know try customer service (long q, so forget that, will carry what I need
You cant find what your looking for, so you hunt for another memeber in an orange shirt (only 2 per superstore) this time they tell you they are tools so they cant help with paint or gardening.
you make your way to the checkout (only 2 out of 8 are working) 1 cant find the barcode for something and the other is getting grief cos someones card wont swipe
you get outside thinking lucky escape only to be acosted by a kid flogging dvd's
tend to have a ruk everytime i go, give me Wickes anyday
No trollies in the carpark, so you go in looking for one, you ask a person in a bright ornage shirt , who replies, sorry I dont deal with trollies, you ask, who might ??? emmmmm dont know try customer service (long q, so forget that, will carry what I need
You cant find what your looking for, so you hunt for another memeber in an orange shirt (only 2 per superstore) this time they tell you they are tools so they cant help with paint or gardening.
you make your way to the checkout (only 2 out of 8 are working) 1 cant find the barcode for something and the other is getting grief cos someones card wont swipe
you get outside thinking lucky escape only to be acosted by a kid flogging dvd's
tend to have a ruk everytime i go, give me Wickes anyday
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Maybe he has taken the advice, as he has not been back since
maybe he is in search of a set of twins who are older than his mother
One positive thing that comes from this is that you get to see who the real gents are (of all ages) from their responses to his original un edited post
Hopeful it has been a learning curve
maybe he is in search of a set of twins who are older than his mother
One positive thing that comes from this is that you get to see who the real gents are (of all ages) from their responses to his original un edited post
Hopeful it has been a learning curve
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Scorchio
I am a sun worshipper, the minute the sun is out, then so am I, my screensavers are always of hot sunny beeches somewhere, so I landed the name Scorchio after the crazy weather girl on the harry Enfield show
th th th lol
I am a sun worshipper, the minute the sun is out, then so am I, my screensavers are always of hot sunny beeches somewhere, so I landed the name Scorchio after the crazy weather girl on the harry Enfield show
th th th lol
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An I.Q of 120, coupled with an inability to write proper sentences. Perhaps he's more of a creative type!
you mean something like the after school art club
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Strange, you cram in all those things you think you might need but never do and the one time you opt for a smaller bag like a clutch bag or something , you need the things you left at home in the bigger bag
typical
typical
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You know sometimes when you luv them as much as you luv Noel, you just have to let them go
No doubt he will come to his senses soon, maybe its just a mid-life crisis that he will snap out off
Put a tray of his favourite dry roasted near the caravan door, I am sure he will be back as soon as his latest mission is complete
pop to the chippie and get yourself a double portion just to be on the safe side lol
No doubt he will come to his senses soon, maybe its just a mid-life crisis that he will snap out off
Put a tray of his favourite dry roasted near the caravan door, I am sure he will be back as soon as his latest mission is complete
pop to the chippie and get yourself a double portion just to be on the safe side lol
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And some people wonder why more and more women prefer the older more maturer guy
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Rigby & Peller is a must for undies, they seem to be the only ones out there that dont try and sqeeze you in to either the "cannon harness" or "tacky red polyester" pigeon holes
They stock a superb range of real feminine bras, beautiful champagne silk and lace etc
On the clothes front, shoot the designers who have obviously never possessed a pair of tits in their life, size 10, 36dd, I have two choices, put on a size 10 shirt and watch the buttons fly across the room, or if its a t-shirt be prepaired for ever increasing exposure of the midriff, alternatively get swamped in a size 14 but atleast have room to breath, unless you want to live in lycra (which i def do not lol) you dont stand a hope in hells chance of finding something to wear
Off to try on a new hessian sack lol
They stock a superb range of real feminine bras, beautiful champagne silk and lace etc
On the clothes front, shoot the designers who have obviously never possessed a pair of tits in their life, size 10, 36dd, I have two choices, put on a size 10 shirt and watch the buttons fly across the room, or if its a t-shirt be prepaired for ever increasing exposure of the midriff, alternatively get swamped in a size 14 but atleast have room to breath, unless you want to live in lycra (which i def do not lol) you dont stand a hope in hells chance of finding something to wear
Off to try on a new hessian sack lol
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Hi,
Any bi fem couples (35+) fancy a meet for some fun and games
Any bi fem couples (35+) fancy a meet for some fun and games
