Not just this site, but contact sites generally, it seems okayfor women to post ads which say "black guys only, no whites" or words to that effect, and the people posting this don't see any problem with it.
However, it also seems that if someone posts "White guys only please" they feel obliged to post "no offence, its just my personal preference", presumably for fear of being branded a racist by the mind police of the politically correct.
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AD1956
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 69
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Now if you had been really quick thinking, having spotted it was your neighbour, you should have stood your ground and let the police come over and question you. When you were able to give adjacent addresses you would be able to indignantly protest with:
"Of course we were not up to anything disgusting. How dare you suggest we were. We are neighbours, pillars of the community. Do you honestly think we'd drive all the way out here to have sex in the back of a car when we have perfectly comfortable houses next door to each other at home? You must have a really filthy mind young man. And you a police officer too...."
If you had the balls to say something like this, you could be sure that the police would leave you well alone for the rest of the evening, and maybe your neighbours would have been eternally grateful.
it is also a good idea to find out the name of your Chief Constable so that if you are really on a roll you can toss out "I've a good mind to have a word with Fred when I see him,... Fred Bloggs,... your Chief Constable". You haven't actually lied to anyone and its not your fault if they assume you are on first name terms with the head honcho.
"Of course we were not up to anything disgusting. How dare you suggest we were. We are neighbours, pillars of the community. Do you honestly think we'd drive all the way out here to have sex in the back of a car when we have perfectly comfortable houses next door to each other at home? You must have a really filthy mind young man. And you a police officer too...."
If you had the balls to say something like this, you could be sure that the police would leave you well alone for the rest of the evening, and maybe your neighbours would have been eternally grateful.
it is also a good idea to find out the name of your Chief Constable so that if you are really on a roll you can toss out "I've a good mind to have a word with Fred when I see him,... Fred Bloggs,... your Chief Constable". You haven't actually lied to anyone and its not your fault if they assume you are on first name terms with the head honcho.
I recently got a reply to my advert, (on a completely different website, not this one), and when I checked the profile page of the person replying, I noticed they were a smoker. My advert specifically said "No Smokers Please". Instead of just ignoring them I replied and said "Sorry, but you are a smoker" and got an email back which said "Most people in the world smoke. So what?" Grrrrrrr, gnash
Roman, I can understand that people cannot be bothered replying to emails where the person on the other end has clearly not bothered to make much effort or is of the "wanna shag, mail me" variety.
Of the ones which merit a reply though, I suspect some of the problem with people not replying to emails with a "thanks but no thanks" note is that to do so would disclose their own email address. Some guys don't seem to be able to take no for an answer or take any form of rejection with spite, so it is understandable that some people choose not to reply, just to preserve their own anonymity, even if they are using a fairly anonymous address.
I think that is a minority of cases though. I think there are also people who don't reply because they have this idea that they will keep you in the pending tray in case the 38 others ahead of you all turn out to be losers, some don't reply because they are incapable of saying "you are not my type" and feel wracked with guilt over trying to put it in writing, and some don't reply because they cannot be bothered. Its a shame, because an email doesn't cost much and manners are free.
Of the ones which merit a reply though, I suspect some of the problem with people not replying to emails with a "thanks but no thanks" note is that to do so would disclose their own email address. Some guys don't seem to be able to take no for an answer or take any form of rejection with spite, so it is understandable that some people choose not to reply, just to preserve their own anonymity, even if they are using a fairly anonymous address.
I think that is a minority of cases though. I think there are also people who don't reply because they have this idea that they will keep you in the pending tray in case the 38 others ahead of you all turn out to be losers, some don't reply because they are incapable of saying "you are not my type" and feel wracked with guilt over trying to put it in writing, and some don't reply because they cannot be bothered. Its a shame, because an email doesn't cost much and manners are free.
JQL said: Could we have a translation please. I managed to work out about 85% of it.
Ta muchly like.
I believe it translates as:
i wanu av a shag rite,
I would like to engage in sexual intercourse
so r fort ard beta git on ear
So I surmised that I had better visit this website
an rite sumink.
And express myself through the power of the written word
cam on gels gis a shag?
So come along ladies, give me that which I most fervently seek
I ent nufink speshel lik
I am not nothing special (thereby implying I am of course through the use of a double negative, skillfully inserted to imply I am a 'bit of rough'),
.......but me dik drags on de grand wen r warks init
But a certain appendage trails along the ground when I take my morning constitutional
.. narta mene.
I trust you fully understand the implications of that statement
Ta muchly like.
I believe it translates as:
i wanu av a shag rite,
I would like to engage in sexual intercourse
so r fort ard beta git on ear
So I surmised that I had better visit this website
an rite sumink.
And express myself through the power of the written word
cam on gels gis a shag?
So come along ladies, give me that which I most fervently seek
I ent nufink speshel lik
I am not nothing special (thereby implying I am of course through the use of a double negative, skillfully inserted to imply I am a 'bit of rough'),
.......but me dik drags on de grand wen r warks init
But a certain appendage trails along the ground when I take my morning constitutional
.. narta mene.
I trust you fully understand the implications of that statement
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