Mrs Aarb likes to be spit-roasted from time to time so we're looking for single males to partner me. She's in her early fifties, short, fit and fairly submissive.

Black is good. So is white. Either way you must be mature, fit and rugged; with new guys she likes it energetic and long-lasting.

Sometimes I take a few photos or video shots; your face will not be in these.

We can often host on weekdays during term time. Evenings, weekends and holidays it'll have to be your place or a hotel (shared expense). Regardless of venue our playtime is limited so if you're nearby and flexible that's a bonus.

And that's it. If you fit the bill, get in touch.

Mr Aarb