20 mins from Macc so maybe a bit o fun up the forest? C'mon girl the sun is shining and I love the taste of pussy juice!
cya maybe
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Quote by methuk
Oh dear !!
What's wrong? I have learned everything I know about less run-of-the-mill sexual behaviours from Graham Norton and Dafyd from little Britain. What that boy needs is a big c0ck up his arsenal
ROFL@Methuk. A gloryhole is (clasically) a hole between toilet cubicles, which is big enough to accomodate a hmmmmm, cough, splutter ...PENIS. Does that make matters clearer? Speaking from experience I can't say as I've ever CUM across GN or Dafyd whilst on my travles LOL
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Quote by kazswallows
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Sorry mate.
My underpaid secretary wasn't sat on my knee taking notes when you put the original message on, and with me being old now and senility setting in I kind of forgot to transfer your name from my list onto the board.
It's there now and emboldened cos you've confirmed.
Take care
Marcuso
Apologises for slacking in my duties but I've been busy taking two members to a torture chamber for piercings.
You did approve the day off, or did you forget that OLD wise one
:lol:Hehe ADD+ laughs at Kaz. I'll show you my pierced MEMBER when I seez ya at the bash girl ...with Marco's permission of course!!
mmmm think you may be asking the wrong guy hun, I would try asking my hubby first
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:OH feck ....slips in doggy-doo-doo big style. Sorry Kaz I assumed (wrongly) from Marco's comment that you were in some way attached. Humble apologies all round!!!
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Quote by kazswallows
ooooooooooooooppppppsssssss
Sorry mate.
My underpaid secretary wasn't sat on my knee taking notes when you put the original message on, and with me being old now and senility setting in I kind of forgot to transfer your name from my list onto the board.
It's there now and emboldened cos you've confirmed.
Take care
Marcuso
Apologises for slacking in my duties but I've been busy taking two members to a torture chamber for piercings.
You did approve the day off, or did you forget that OLD wise one
:lol:Hehe ADD+ laughs at Kaz. I'll show you my pierced MEMBER when I seez ya at the bash girl ...with Marco's permission of course!!
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Laughs at Blonde and Sarah ....and I won't presume that Steveg was the reason you resigned Blonde...honest! booohooo Sarah how could a guy even dream of given you the elbow ....oh hmmmm, surely it won't go in that far .....???
P.S Forgot to say HI to you guys since the munch!!
P.S Forgot to say HI to you guys since the munch!!
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Quote by Amber
Hmmmm a little something for those I met at the Scottish Munch. Yeah I know I was quiet and shy but I can change PROMISE!!!
My self portrait ...Try not to vomit.
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/photos/436442.jpg
Bloke2005 eat you heart out LOL.
Hmmm....... very nice and hairy......my favourite so far! :twisted:
You're welcome Amber :wink:
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Quote by Marcuso
Thank you so much - right now then where in the name of all thats holy is me red suit - white beard sack - now reindeer - Dasher, Dancer, Prancer - oh hell Rudolph's done a bunk again - see you at the party - let me go and shoot the little shi.........:) :)
OMG...It's a good job my sister never sees this site, or she'd be hunting you down.................lol
(She's one of the anti-cruelty to animals group)
Now then, fancy a nice reindeer steak? :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by wondermum
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D hi babe hope you are going to get some one to come and hold my you can come and hold my hand i will be real nervous.
love wondermum xxxxxx
I will personally come and greet you at the door and make sure you are no longer nervous before I throw you to the lions.....lol
Seriously babes.....within 20 minutes you will be wondering why you were nervous at all.
And yes, there's a bit of sleeping space with your name on it.
xx xx
Quote by The Muttleys
Theres no point in puttin titchy pleas for your shorts in your posts.................they're getting burnt............OK ?? :D :D :D :D :D
Quote by The Muttleys
Theres no point in puttin titchy pleas for your shorts in your posts.................they're getting burnt............OK ?? :D :D :D :D :D
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Yeah, what they said! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Listen you lot!!!!!.......................There isn't one of you that's good enough to get my shorts off me................8 of you tried at my birthday party and failed miserably.
Hah!...I laugh in the face of danger.
BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Add+
Yo the man Mr Marcuso, put me down mate I'd love to catch up with you again ....and get to know some more damned fine people along the way.
You're a top fella in my books!
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Am I on the list mate :cry:
ooooooooooooooppppppsssssss
Sorry mate.
My underpaid secretary wasn't sat on my knee taking notes when you put the original message on, and with me being old now and senility setting in I kind of forgot to transfer your name from my list onto the board.
It's there now and emboldened cos you've confirmed.
Take care
Marcuso
Whooee and a big thanks for the you know what ....TOP SAUSAGE!!
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Quote by Angieuk
Hi Anybody here into "pumping"? Its quite amazing how big everthing gets once its pumped. I have been pumping my nipples and clit for about 8 months now (not all the time) and they are now bigger. I think a pumped cock looks great to. Anyone else into pumping here?
Angie
xxx
Yep although I aint used it for a month or so it really does make a difference. My cock gets to about 8.5"x6.5" if I leave it on for about 20-30 mins each day and it makes for a great fanny plug thereafter.
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Quote by MidlandsLady
Add+.....Are you practising the Highland Fling in the shower?
Careful you don't slip......would not want you to damage anything....
Aye but forgot the Kilt so seeing as the thread got so hot I changed my mind and decided to TOSS the caber. :censored:
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Quote by Dawn_Mids
Hmmmm a little something for those I met at the Scottish Munch. Yeah I know I was quiet and shy but I can change PROMISE!!!
My self portrait ...Try not to vomit.
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/photos/436442.jpg
Bloke2005 eat you heart out LOL.
Sod bloke ........... Thats excellent :rascal:
Well done Add+ :giggle:
Glad you liked it Dawny ...I wasn't too sure about posting it but what the hell.
I was only trying to be friendly. Honest, teasing's not in my nature! Warming the Bed
Quote by Bloke2005
I just did :shock: Well, my mouth was watering anyway...talking of mouths and eating.. what you doing Friday night?
I take my hat off to you Sir :P
Giving my girl a good seeing to ...back to lil 'ol' England for the weekend. But hey I'm free next week!
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Hell I love NS but I was a junior when my brother and his mates disappeared for the weekender's at Wigan Casino and I seem to recall the TORCH and TOP OF THE TOWN were big faves too. I think my first Soul night was at Samantha's in Leek when I was just 15 years old
A couple of my all time favouites are Teddy Pandergrass's "Love TKO", James Brown's version of "Georgia on My Mind" but are just a drop in the ocean really. Hmmm I think a few of my mates might be interested in coming to ANY NS night but I might just have to say "I Heard it Through The Grapevine" if they ask how I found out about this one
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A couple of my all time favouites are Teddy Pandergrass's "Love TKO", James Brown's version of "Georgia on My Mind" but are just a drop in the ocean really. Hmmm I think a few of my mates might be interested in coming to ANY NS night but I might just have to say "I Heard it Through The Grapevine" if they ask how I found out about this one
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Quote by Angel Chat
And a major thank you to everyone we got a chance to talk to for making us feel very welcome,
:doh: :doh: I didn't know you'd made it :cry: Can't believe I didn't get to say hello!! Will have to make a special effort next time
And apologies to Bi-Guy-Notts for missing you off my post, it was lovely to see you as well, I know you had a long trip and were missing having Mrs Bi-GuyNotts by your side. :kiss:
Marcuso.... has to be said... you're a bloody loon! :lol2: But a good mate, was good to see you again, but I've made a mental note NOT to get my bottom out for you again... that slap hurt like feck and I reckon they heard it on the other side of Glasgow!
Oh feck I saw and heard that SLAP and I swear my quiff rippled from the sound wave LOL. I could o kissed it better for you Angel but as a newbie to the munch I didn't want to overstep the mark. In fact I thought Marcuso was lucky not to get his balls used for footy practise hehehhe!!
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Hey!!! A BIG thank you to all you people for making me feel welcome right from the off. Like I said to a few folks, I don't get a great deal of time to sit tapping away in the forums so it may appear as though I'm a bit of a non-contributor but all the same I do find the time to at least read what you're all ranting on about.
...and special thanks to Mr/Mrs weebaps for all the effort you put into making the event a real pleasure!
Catch up with you all soon and hope you had fun. Have a safe journey home.
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...and special thanks to Mr/Mrs weebaps for all the effort you put into making the event a real pleasure!
Catch up with you all soon and hope you had fun. Have a safe journey home.
XXXX Add+
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Hey!!! A BIG thank you to all you people for making me feel welcome right from the off. Like I said to a few folks, I don't get a great deal of time to sit tapping away in the forums so it may appear as though I'm a bit of a non-contributor but all the same I do find the time to at least read what you're all ranting and raving on about.
...and special thanks to Mr/Mrs weebaps for all the effort you put into making the event a real pleasure!
Catch up with you all soon and hope you had fun.
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...and special thanks to Mr/Mrs weebaps for all the effort you put into making the event a real pleasure!
Catch up with you all soon and hope you had fun.
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Quote by lucyweebaps
Add+ I'll stick you on the list
Lucy xx
Oh weebaps you are the GIRL and I won't let you down in any way shape or form! :P Really looking forward to meeting everyone let alone all the fun there is to be had.
please PM me the meet details whooooweeee, can't wait!!!!!
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Anyone up for a drink/meal/chat and back to my hotel room for a bit of FUN? Offer open to boys and girls of any persuasion. You don't need to have the looks of Tom Cruise or Nicole Kidman and likewise I don't care if you have some slight love-handles to grab a hold of. Just be clean/fresh, friendly and non-pushy to gain yourself another friend and extend your social network.
I'm really interested in meeting coloured or mixed race couples and individuals. I'm 5'7", well built, tanned, reasonably fit and attractive with a 8x6 endowment. I'll partake in most sexual activity bar scat and pain ...you can forget that shit LOL!
I'm really interested in meeting coloured or mixed race couples and individuals. I'm 5'7", well built, tanned, reasonably fit and attractive with a 8x6 endowment. I'll partake in most sexual activity bar scat and pain ...you can forget that shit LOL!
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Is it still too late to get considered for this? I'm normally off down the road to England come Friday afternoon but I've got a bit of work on sunday and will probably stay over for the weekend. That's why I didn't ask at the early stage and It'd be a shame to miss this munch for sure ...BEG, GROVEL ...oh go on PLEEEEASE.
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Quote by scotsguy79
hi mate joined the other day and looking for a party too for me and the gf , pm me if u have any luck
scotsguy79
Well if I can be of any assistance please give me a shout LOL. I have a nice big hotel room in Glasgow all to myself Mon-Thur and would be more than happy to be of service :twisted:
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
You can also get yourself known by joining in on the forum. Your 2 posts have both happened today so you have hardly been joining in have you?:? :? :?
I hear what your saying Sgt B but I don't always have the time to chat and wax lyrical. Personally, I work on a client site during the day so have to be careful what sites I access. In the evenings I'm in a hotel and it doesn't have internet access without paying stupid CC dialup charges. I try to login and chat occasionally (like right now) but finding the time otherwise is difficult. Having made MY excuses I guess it doesn't excuse someone who actually has the time from joining in the chat and ultimately getting themselves known.
I'd like to go to the Scottish Munch so if a certain female (or anyone else for that matter, I've certainly said hello to enough people on here) can vouch for me then I can recipricate and maybe we can both get ourselves known a bit more.
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Quote by the_Laird
.....and back to mine for desert!
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Dont you find that the sand gets everywhere
Sorry, couldn't resist that.........Good luck getting good company :thumbup:
LOL@the_Laird ....we all know what type of "Desert" I'm referring too. C'mon folks the first round is on me :P
