Quote by bouncyx
Okay then, what's the difference between light and hard....?
I dunno what is the difference?
You can get to sleep with a light on!
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Quote by Libra+Love
Oh yeah and bouncy boob type avatars. LIb+love, if you ever need a hand getting 'em out/putting 'em back ya only have to ask!
I'm not really as clumsy handling myself as it looks in that av 
ops:But thanks for the offer :P
Sheesh! Who said anything about clumsy? I was just in awe! :shock: :twisted: :shock:
I was just wishful thinking in between drooling really, but the offer stands! :wink:
Quote by equi-princess
That all works fine if you've then taken the steps to meet that person......
What if you're either on the Forum or in the Chatroom????
What is it that intrigues you then...... and makes you want to find out more ??????
Intelligence, personality, sense of humour.
Oh yeah and bouncy boob type avatars. LIb+love, if you ever need a hand getting 'em out/putting 'em back ya only have to ask!
Quote by equi-princess
What is the very first thing that attracts you to someone?????
The little detail that makes you want to know them further.......... to find out more about them.................. the spark that connects you to that person?????
The one thing about them that immediately jumps out at you and says this person is interesting me enough to want to take it further....... to become more intimate with them.......????????
The thing that intrigues you????????
equi-princess xxx
For initial attraction, not sure it is any one thing. Sometimes it is a smile.
Sometimes an amazing pair of eyes. :shock: Or a smell. 
Sometimes an enchanting laugh. Or an air of confidence. 
Looking good in a tight skirt, or a short top. :twisted: Depends on the moment and the impression that is created....Al
Hi James
No this isn't really a swingers place. Naturist yes and some action does go on in the tiny rest rooms, but it is not overt. The club has a small pool (6 strokes and you're there), 2 jacuzzis, steam and sauna and you can sit outside in the sun. Its an ok place to chill and if anything else happens (unlikely) then it is a bonus, but don't go with any expoectations and you won't be disappointed. If you want better, cleaner facilities and better chances then go to the Brighton Sun Club near Haywards Heath. There is another thread on that place here and seems like some folks being there Fri/Sat. Happy hunting
Cheers
Al
No this isn't really a swingers place. Naturist yes and some action does go on in the tiny rest rooms, but it is not overt. The club has a small pool (6 strokes and you're there), 2 jacuzzis, steam and sauna and you can sit outside in the sun. Its an ok place to chill and if anything else happens (unlikely) then it is a bonus, but don't go with any expoectations and you won't be disappointed. If you want better, cleaner facilities and better chances then go to the Brighton Sun Club near Haywards Heath. There is another thread on that place here and seems like some folks being there Fri/Sat. Happy hunting
Cheers
Al
Quote by Trapper
For a living, i actually design Triumph motorbikes in Hinckley.
Sick of the site of the bloody things!!!
Cool job.
I quite like the look of the daytona 600. Not into nekkids or classics, but also quite like the tiger. Which were/are you involved with?The tiger was very popular in Europe!
Yes, i helped design the 600
We are making a new one right now
as we speak..shhh, not saying yet though!
I won't tell if you dont. If you need a crash test dummy, be happy to volunteer!
Quote by Nicola&Alan
Alde,
im looking forward to the dark side, been drooling over sports bikes since i was a kid, i like the all chrome jobs too.
Friend of mine as just passed her CBT(cock and ball torture???) and im sooooooo green with envy, her hubby just went and bought himself a fazer and shes on a 125 shaddow..
Nic
x
for the record i know what CBT is... compulsary basic training... :mrgreen:
MMM, Nic I prefer your version of CBT. Where do I enroll? :twisted:
:twisted: :wink: Maybe hubby (yours) and I could both take you out for a ride?Al
Quote by Libra+Love
How many men can bring a woman to both orgasms at the same time, both vaginal and clitorial(ly)?
No....not many then?
Not very good at mulit-tasking you boys now are you?
Usually manage to give one followed by several of the other though! :wink: :twisted: :shock: :twisted: :wink:
And, just because women can't multi-task both orgasms at once
doesn't mean us guys are at fault! And if you're so good at multi-tasking, try reverse parking and using the mirrors...
: nuff said :!:
Mind you, I just noticed multitask has "tit" in the middle (if you don't hyphenate), so us guys probably get distracted by the concept.
Al
+++ goes to sit in the corner and waits to get flamed +++
Quote by davej
sprinkle talc on yer bum for added novelty value
bad man Dave :giggle:
not bad at all debbs,I'm just Mrf practical, its a physical problem that probably aint gonna go away so why not try and live with it and even dress it up a bit. I know libra smokes so I'm just seeing smoke rings from both ends. Now I know talc isnt exactly smoke but it gives a good impression of it and aint gonna burn yer arse.
Priceless Dave. I'm currently trying not to wake the rest of the house whilst pissing myself laughing and trying not to trump. Thanks too to Lib - for, erm, 'airing' this particular theme.
Quote by roger743
Just a minute, that means heaven... will be filled with... single guys... and all the women will be unreachable in hell.?
Do you think hell might have a day-release programme?
:twisted:
:twisted: :lol: :twisted: F+*k me. seems like my 'career' prospects just got a heck of a lot better! Though I guess skating to work is out now. :twisted: :lol: :twisted: :lol: :twisted:hee he he
Jez, I was going to point out that 2 out of 21 is actually %, but "21" coulda beena typo and 1% is probably close enough if you're from Norfolk. And I didn't want to seem like an accountant (Really, I'm not).
FFS 3 pages on this topic ! LIGHTEN UP peeps.
If it walks like a twat; talks like a twat; and acts like one too, then doesn't matter what its age, race, sex, creed, colour, marital status or inside leg measurement - it's probably best just to give it a wide berth and get on with the much more serious business of having fun.
Lecture over. Off to buy marshmellows and asbestos underpants, as I can't find any in the Anne Summers catalogue....
Quote by slave Dave
Much as I'd love to Debs, not gonna be around, and not sure I'd recover in time after what you did to me this afternoon! :shock: :P :twisted:
Have a good one tho'...
Al
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dont tell them all!
or they will all want a bit!.....and i can only handle 2 at a time
ops:I will Miss you .............big boy!! :twisted: :twisted: :wink: :wink:
Have you been partying without your guests Debs?
Partying. :!: Who us?
: Naaaah. :oops: I was just the warm up act. :wink: Like all true athletes, ya have to warm up properly before the big event. Surely you must have seen Linford scratching his lunch box to make sure it jiggled correctly in during the race? And being a considerate host Debs was just making sure she was in, er
, top form for tomorrow's bash. Honest! That's right init Hun. You tell 'em. :wink: Quote by alspals
I didnt read properly did i
Fern Britton, would love to get raunchy with her
FB??? :shock: Geez! I could never wake up with anything that was that chirpy in the morning
. Not sure how long I'd resist the temptation to meet that grin with a half brick.Al
..Fern Britton is gorgeous and positively demure compared to that noisy daytime harridan..Lorraine Kelly!!!
I think anyone that presents daytime TV should be taken out and shot as a service to the nation. The sole purpose of it seems to be bore anyone (un)fortunate enough to be at home back to work. Or suicide. Usually I'm too busy reaching for the off button to bother looking whether the presenter is a dish, but I prefer my TV (and women) without a spoon.
But hey - to each their own.
Quote by bailiffs
and all of a sudden you fancy somat really nice to eat.i was lieing in bed last night after building up a appetite and i could just eat a nice christmas dinner.
i hate it when u really fancy something to et and you havent got it in.....................like a kabab when all the kabab places are closed!!!! :cry:
now im off to make steak and kidney pie, mash, and veg with nice thick gravy!!!!"!!!!
mmmmmmmmmmm
louxxxx
Hmm, I know this was posted in The Cafe, but perhaps a bit too literal! Maybe I could come and be your naked chef Lou? You'd be amazed what I could whip up for you in next to no time!
Al
Quote by alspals
Eh? What do you mean digress?
..oops!
Dang. Have we, albeit inadvertently, by going "off-thread", proved indeed that single guys can't read?
:Or have we shown wit, brains and cunning in steering an otherwise futile debate into the land of mirth and merryment?
Hmmmm you be the judge....
Quote by MrsFC
Has nobody got any good bits :cry:
Colin
I like my eyes
Nobody is perfect to themselves.........but to others they hold you very differently and see things that you don't and its usually a good thing.
Judging by your av pic, I like your eyes too! Can I hold you differently please? Aw g'wan - it would def be a good thing! :wink:
Quote by lexus boy
I didnt read properly did i
Fern Britton, would love to get raunchy with her
FB??? :shock: Geez! I could never wake up with anything that was that chirpy in the morning
. Not sure how long I'd resist the temptation to meet that grin with a half brick.Gimme naughtynymphosanyday (or several times a day, preferably.... :twisted
. Or at a push I might be persuaded to change my name to Minogue if Kylie rang me again.
Call me crazy.
Al
Quote by alspals
...and you know what? I'm getting fed up of being contacted by barely literate Jack Rusell in the dogging section!!
:rotflmao:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:And I thought it was bad enough worrying about getting a poke from a handbrake/gear level in your unmentionables, let alone a cold wet hooter. Nose,that is, not the other sort of hooter, obviously. Don't mind cold wet hooters, especially if I'm on warming duty.
Eh? What do you mean digress?
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Wanted to say to naughtynymphos1, I've seen your photos, I wouldn't change you...
What he say, NN. Actually I'd change just one thing about you...
your location! :twisted:
where you from? i'll move just for u lol
No need to move, just turn over once in a while! Oh yeah and wiggle a bit, MMMmmmm
Quote by naughtynymphos1
just trying 2 say there are some really nice single guys out there u just have to look about 4 them
NN - LOOK no further!!!:
on my way :giggle:
WOOOHOOOO
+++ Al now heads for the shower, having got so excited to read NN's post that he spilt his mango juice down his tee-shirt and ended up in one sticky mess
(no that's not a euphemism! ) +++errr, brb!
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