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21 Jul 2005

Quote by blonde
So what constitutes a decent post ???? and in who's opinion ????
I thought the point of the cafe was to allow people the opportunity to say what they wanted to say .................. the fact that you dont want to hear it .............. or dont want to comment on it ............. doesn't make it crap ............ it just makes it irrelevant to you !!
Everyone on here is entitled to say what they want .............. if we were all the same wouldnt the world be a boring place ???
Your humour might not be mine........... and mine might not be yours ................. but does that mean that my humour has no place on here and yours does ????
I enjoy my time on this site coz of the diversity of the people on here..................... and that includes the silly, boring,not my taste threads !!!
Getting off the soap box now and going to hide in a dark dark corner !!!! lol

What she said. For all us happy campers, if the thread is shite then don't read it end to end and then moan about it. You have a choice.
STEP AWAY FROM THE DROSS! rolleyes

rolleyes

Don't need anyone to make up my mind for me on what i do or don't want to read. Thank you so very kindly.
For the mods, if you don't like reading all the crap guess you have 3 options...
1. resign your mod status (no conscription in this army eh Sarge?)
2. invent a variable and dynamic web based thread filter which highlights only those questionable words in posts that mean you NEED to take a look. Patent the idea, make a killing and increase the number of people who want to shag you exponentially.
3. Post a thread saying you are gonna cut the crap threads. Ooops already been done
....switches tongue from one cheek to other, steps into his flame proof boxers and waits ...

12 Jul 2005

Quote by tattyxpx
I have.............

But is it any good? :roll:

8 Jul 2005

Quote by tabbi
Southend here

If that's your end, wouldn't mind going south on it! :twisted: Phew! wink

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6 Jul 2005

Eternal sunshine of the spotless pants
Jurassic Pants
Blazin' Pants
The Pink Pants
The Pink Pants strike Again
Revenge of the Pink Pants
A shot in the Pants (ewwww)
Star Pants
The Pants Strike Back
Revenge of the Pants
Eight legged pants
Pantophobia
Lock Stock and two smokin' Pants...
Geez i really ought to go do some work, but thanks Z for an entertaining thread - gave me a chuckle!

6 Jul 2005

How bout
Pants
Pants II
Pants 3D
Be pants .... be very pants
der dup..
der dup...
dun der dun der dun der dun der
du doo pants

6 Jul 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
the italian job :'you were only supposed to blow the bloody pants off'
darth vader:'I find your lack of pants disturbing'
obi wan konobe (using jedi mind trick):'these aren't the pants we're looking for'

They not film titles, but if were getting off the track a bit how 'bout a bit of the Bard?
the first post says u can use quotes from famous films
NN, quoting the rules of the pants game back at me might suggest you are taking this a bit too seriously! rolleyes

rolleyes

Anyway Hamlet has been made into a film, so it qualifies on that basis then. wink

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6 Jul 2005

Quote by Z3D
the italian job :'you were only supposed to blow the bloody pants off'
darth vader:'I find your lack of pants disturbing'
obi wan konobe (using jedi mind trick):'these aren't the pants we're looking for'

They not film titles, but if were getting off the track a bit how 'bout a bit of the Bard?
To Pants, or not to Pants: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous Pants,
Or to take arms against a sea of Pants,
And by opposing end them?
Speaking as someone who usually goes "commando" I know where he's coming from!

6 Jul 2005

Wanna know why? Are you sitting comfortably?
Had two lovely meets with three lovelier ladies at the end of last week (go figure) :twisted: which, combined with a 400+mile round trip on my bike left me feeling, er, well a bit knackered, truth be told.
So I went to my local friendly neighbourhood naturist club on Sunday evening. As you do. Thought a massage, sauna and bubble in the Jacuzzi would be just the thing â€“ help me unwind and chill out! So far so good. Had enough of boiling me spuds and came to kicking out time so slipped into the leathers, and jumped on big Suzi to rock and roll home. Wind it up to â€œnational speed limitâ€ along the windy road home which is, for the most part, completely and gloriously unlit.
5 miles out and climbing a long slow hill I can see a row of headlights facing me â€“ maybe 10 or more vehicles in a line along the road. Not sure if they're moving? Odd for a Sunday and such a quiet road. Headlights on bugs on visor meant not seeing all too clearly, but (slightly late in the day, it has to be said, must get new batteries!) I got a kind of 6th sense something was just not quite right. So I hit the brakes. And a good job I did.
Right across the road in front of me â€“ in splendidly surreal darkness, was a pikey van â€“ being pushed across the road to turn it round. And the headlights were a whole line of pikeys+vans all formed up ready for some mass moonlit flit. I came within 4 ft of T boning this fecking caravan, side-on in front of me. I almost ended up stuffed and mounted, like some bizarre moose-gone-wrong trophy, on display in the inside of some pikey vanâ€™s â€œloungeâ€.
And for my troubles I then got shouted at for being on the road by a line of blokes on the pavement, watching the eveningâ€™s entertainment. Unreasonably, I had wanted to get past. Silly me. Was only the A20 after all. Fortunately there was a dropped kerb, followed by a dropped gear or two and I narrowly resisted the temptation to go bowling for pedestrians as I decided it was not a party I cared to join.
Now I am not an intolerant person. I donâ€™t care what your race, creed, colour or deviancy is, sexual or otherwise. Live an let live says I. But there is fair play and plain bloody lawless stupidity! mad

mad

:x :x :x Geez!
So there ya have it. Swinging is hazardous to your health. 2 days on I can laugh about it, but I was not a happy Al on Sunday! :x :shock: evil

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:shock: :x
p.s. All offers to cheer me up and help my get over the trauma gratefully received! wink

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5 Jul 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
No
when i'm hot i just want to be left alone

Shame, and I though you were waaaaay hot! wink

wink

Sure ya wanna be left alone??? :twisted:

5 Jul 2005

Every day to me is a clear blue sky, just waiting for me to leave my vapour trails...
cool

cool

So what colour is a smile?

3 Jul 2005

Quote by clair
....I think I still deserve a snog
(come on you know you want to) :twisted:

You sure do. Many thanks for being a breath of fresh air and posting something so nice! So can I have another snog please Clair? Puleeeeeeeze?
wink

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Al

2 Jul 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
O Al if you read this the pics never turned out

Shame, but then I did say the lens looked dirtier than the pics we tried to take! wink

wink

:twisted: :shock: :twisted: lol

lol

Had an awesome time Debs - thank you - you're the best! cool

cool

Look forward to seeing ya again!
Al

1 Jul 2005

Quote by bluexxx
" you will not get a special credit by your username to denote that you have been "V'd".

... OMG - would have though anyone that has VD against their username would have everyone running a mile, not issuing invites!
lol

lol

:lol: :lol:

1 Jul 2005

Yay Debs. Hope the meet was everything you hoped for. wink

wink

Geez, some guys get all the luck! rolleyes

rolleyes

Al

28 Jun 2005

Quote by tanglewood72
all lovely - i cant vote as all my faves are posted, how on earth can i choose one?!?!?!

What he said. Not one lovely pair I wouldn't slather with baby oil and .... well just and! :shock: rolleyes

rolleyes

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:twisted: :twisted: :wink: :roll: :shock:
MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
You are all winners in my book. Thank you ladies, one and all.
Al

28 Jun 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
Nice ass Aldeway :twisted:

Thank you hun. I feel a mutual appreciation club coming on.... redface

redface

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28 Jun 2005

Quote by Vix
Cricet bats are not very gentle now, are they?
Fruit bats are softer.

Wonderful image Vix, I can almost see the keyboard clearly again after laughing at that. lol

lol

Better be careful tho' or the RSPCA will be after you for promoting cruelty to dumb animals. The bat I mean, not numptie the poster boy, just to clarify. wink

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Al

28 Jun 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
gets surgical glove dildo and ky jelly

That's your idea of gentle? :shock: :shock:
:shock: He'd have skipped the KY if he wasn't being gentle! :shock:

28 Jun 2005

Well, your pic is a bit ambiguous, to be honest. I thought my arse (so to speak) avatar was obviously male, but I still got a PM from a guy -see below - name removed to protect the innocent.

I looked at yoyur profile and thought you had a fit arse. But, second looks (and by judging by the Lennon line ony our profile) I be thinking your either a bi Fem yourself (as those buns loom fairly tight) or your a bloke in which case I will disappoint you!
Can you put me out of my misery?! IS that a womans arse I am looking at?!
;-)?!

Call me crazy, but surely you can see it isn't the right shape for a woman's arse...? Geez

28 Jun 2005

Quote by KitKat
I thought all feet were the same length - twelve inches. :dunno:

12 Inches is an exception, not a rule!
lol

lol

rolleyes

:shock: :roll: :lol:

28 Jun 2005

Quote by heaysyandck
hiyas all anyone else remember the barron knights song about the french? the one about the channel tunnel ect?
just wondering as i cant find it anywhere either on the net or in the local shops if anyone knows where i can download it please tell me {begs}
also just tell me if u remember it because im starting to believe its a figment of my imagination and fell silly trying to find it as crystal is convinced i made it up :(
matt

Dunno that one. Actually can only just remember the Barron Knights, given my tender years (ahem rolleyes

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), but I do remember a mate keep going round singing a line from one of their songs - "In days of old when Knights were bold and maidens wore no knickers" Anyone know that one?

28 Jun 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
Blonda!!......for now on ware Knickers!.........that should to it! :lol:

But I dont like knickers !!!! lol
So how'dya keep ya ankles warm then? Geez don't tell me you wear socks FGS!
Nope................ no socks !!!
p.s............ is your avatar really you ????? I am gonna be in so much trouble for asking !!! lol lol lol
Blonda i can a sure you that it is him ......in his avatar! wink

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:wink: :wink:
Quik hide Blonda Steves coming here hide underneth my boobs
What she say! Oh yes indeedy. Why need more proof? Could always take up Deb's offer and join me under her boobs! :twisted: :wink: cool

cool

:wink: :twisted:

28 Jun 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs

Yup, just a 50p, half a polo, empty condom wrapper and a spider (yours I believe, from last time you were here). But NO PM!
Come on Debs - sort it out!

AL shhhhhhhhhhhhh dont tell them i have met you FGS!!!!! they will all want a meet now smackbottom

smackbottom

Woohoo. More meets. biggrin

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Wehay :twisted: Oh, hang on you meant you. Bugger! evil

evil

Well, I don't mind sharing.... ?

28 Jun 2005

Quote by blonde
Blonda!!......for now on ware Knickers!.........that should to it! :lol:

But I dont like knickers !!!! lol
So how'dya keep ya ankles warm then? Geez don't tell me you wear socks FGS!

28 Jun 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
Lock him in a fuck him silly for 48 hours solid

Wow, you can punish me any day! PWEEEEEAAASE?

28 Jun 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
I look into my crystal ball and think I see..........

My balls aren't crystal, but some of my motives are....! Will that do?

28 Jun 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
:shock: :shock: Debs goes off to pm sombody

HEY! Where's my PM then! wink

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I dont no where it is dunno

dunno

.have you looked under the sofer! :giggle:
Yup, just a 50p, half a polo, empty condom wrapper and a spider (yours I believe, from last time you were here). But NO PM!
Come on Debs - sort it out!

28 Jun 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
:shock: :shock: Debs goes off to pm sombody

HEY! Where's my PM then! wink

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28 Jun 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
im with warwick on that one. gorgeous eyes with a cheeky glint, a nice smile & easy going.
and nice tits :lol2:

ooo well i am in there then! :P
DEBS! Well. What can I say! WOW Love the Avatar. I'm in lust! wink

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28 Jun 2005

Quote by bouncyx
Okay then, what's the difference between light and hard....?

I dunno what is the difference?
You can get to sleep with a light on! lol

lol

:lol:

rotflmao

Guy goes to the Doctors with a steering wheel stuck on his nob. Doc says "I bet that's driving ya nuts!"
......Al sits back and waits for the PMs to come flooding in!